I received over 40 entries for the Awkward Author Photo Contest.
Well-done, everyone. Well-done.
*thunderous applause*
You will find a couple famous-faced authors in there, including Jeff VanderMeer, Alethea Kontis, James Sutter, and Yvonne Navarro. Those cheeky little penmonkeys.
Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to go through these photos, find your ONE TRUE FAVORITE, and then go into the comments below and put down the corresponding number. Write only the number, if you please. I need the number to be plainly visible and easy to tally.
You have a week to vote — vote by 12/27, noon EST.
At that point, I’ll note the top four vote-getters, and those people will get a copy of THUNDERBIRD apiece. And they’ll also earn our neverending love. In a diabolical pact.
In the meantime, I’m going to pick my favorite right here and right now.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE:
Huzzah! Congratulations, Jo Anderson. (She has her own Flickr account here.) I chose it because literally every time I look at it I break out into laughter. It’s just so glorious weird. What did that banana do to deserve such dubious scorn? Are the other fruits complicit? Why would this ever be an author photo? IT IS SUBLIME.
So, congratulations!
Which means, voters —
Do not vote for this one. (I’ve tagged it with no number so you know.)
Congrats to Jo, and to the rest of you:
Get to the voting booth below.
*insert some coy reference to the electoral college*
Jessica St.Louis says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 3:23 PM
Aline says:
17
December 20, 2016 — 3:29 PM
EmmyCee says:
14 for sure.
December 20, 2016 — 3:41 PM
iwritedumbshit says:
42…
December 20, 2016 — 3:54 PM
Alberthe says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 3:55 PM
Casondra Brewster says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 4:04 PM
carolyn says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 4:07 PM
Denise McInerney says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 4:08 PM
Suzanne Lucero (@S_Lucero) says:
36
December 20, 2016 — 4:13 PM
dreamerfound (@dreamerfound) says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 4:38 PM
lollywrites says:
12
December 20, 2016 — 4:44 PM
Thunderclap Jackson says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 4:58 PM
Buddy Hernandez says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 5:01 PM
Susan says:
3
December 20, 2016 — 5:22 PM
Gareth Houghton says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 5:24 PM
ashleycapes says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 5:46 PM
Christy Marie says:
14.
It’s glorious.
December 20, 2016 — 5:50 PM
dryadchronicles says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 6:00 PM
Themis says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 6:05 PM
Flora Greenleaf says:
5
December 20, 2016 — 6:14 PM
Laura says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 6:31 PM
Shiloh A. Ohmes says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 6:31 PM
Carmen Medlin says:
28
December 20, 2016 — 6:34 PM
Elizabeth Rose says:
14 Truly awkward!
December 20, 2016 — 6:41 PM
Iola Goulton (@IolaGoulton) says:
4
December 20, 2016 — 6:44 PM
Peggy Rothschild says:
14!
December 20, 2016 — 7:01 PM
dpatneaude says:
14. I imagine Trump has the identical photo in the lobbies of all his hotels, next to the print of dogs playing poker.
December 20, 2016 — 7:14 PM
Price says:
28
December 20, 2016 — 7:23 PM
Rosie says:
28
December 20, 2016 — 7:46 PM
Lucinda says:
3
December 20, 2016 — 7:46 PM
Bridget says:
40
December 20, 2016 — 7:57 PM
Jennifer says:
9
December 20, 2016 — 8:05 PM
Brooke Johnson says:
42!
December 20, 2016 — 8:25 PM
azalegria says:
23
December 20, 2016 — 8:28 PM
Mozette says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 8:54 PM
William Flentje says:
20
December 20, 2016 — 9:04 PM
kmcambion says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:12 PM
409poetry says:
3
December 20, 2016 — 9:19 PM
msfuzz says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 9:35 PM
Lisa M says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:25 PM
Susan Ridenour says:
20
December 20, 2016 — 10:28 PM
Cheryl says:
24
December 20, 2016 — 10:57 PM
Marijke Morich says:
26
December 20, 2016 — 11:10 PM
Emily says:
15
December 21, 2016 — 12:27 AM
Gregory says:
22
December 21, 2016 — 1:15 AM
Jan Robinson says:
21
December 21, 2016 — 1:34 AM
Dannielle Wicks says:
37
December 21, 2016 — 1:40 AM
Meg Moore says:
19
December 21, 2016 — 1:41 AM
Stephanie Weippert says:
24
December 21, 2016 — 2:20 AM
Jennifer Bushroe says:
40
December 21, 2016 — 3:30 AM