I received over 40 entries for the Awkward Author Photo Contest.
Well-done, everyone. Well-done.
*thunderous applause*
You will find a couple famous-faced authors in there, including Jeff VanderMeer, Alethea Kontis, James Sutter, and Yvonne Navarro. Those cheeky little penmonkeys.
Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to go through these photos, find your ONE TRUE FAVORITE, and then go into the comments below and put down the corresponding number. Write only the number, if you please. I need the number to be plainly visible and easy to tally.
You have a week to vote — vote by 12/27, noon EST.
At that point, I’ll note the top four vote-getters, and those people will get a copy of THUNDERBIRD apiece. And they’ll also earn our neverending love. In a diabolical pact.
In the meantime, I’m going to pick my favorite right here and right now.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE:
Huzzah! Congratulations, Jo Anderson. (She has her own Flickr account here.) I chose it because literally every time I look at it I break out into laughter. It’s just so glorious weird. What did that banana do to deserve such dubious scorn? Are the other fruits complicit? Why would this ever be an author photo? IT IS SUBLIME.
So, congratulations!
Which means, voters —
Do not vote for this one. (I’ve tagged it with no number so you know.)
Congrats to Jo, and to the rest of you:
Get to the voting booth below.
*insert some coy reference to the electoral college*
fminuzzi says:
7
December 20, 2016 — 10:29 AM
Skye says:
Can I pick more than one? 12 and 14 are both awesome.
December 20, 2016 — 10:30 AM
jspotila says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 10:30 AM
jjtoner says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:31 AM
Shan says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 10:35 AM
Vanessa says:
LOL! Jo is my friend and I laughed my ass off when I saw her post that on FB, made her enter it here. Glad I did, even if I don’t get to vote for her now.
My pick is 27. 😀
December 20, 2016 — 10:35 AM
Jo Anderson says:
Ahahaha, thanks, Ness! 😀
December 20, 2016 — 10:55 AM
christophergronlund says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 10:38 AM
Essi says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 10:39 AM
Di says:
22!
December 20, 2016 — 10:41 AM
R K says:
3
December 20, 2016 — 10:42 AM
bethtreadwayauthor says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:43 AM
Josh Roby says:
NINETEEEEEEEEEN
December 20, 2016 — 10:43 AM
LDene says:
14 (but 3 is also great)
December 20, 2016 — 10:47 AM
Joan Enoch says:
7
December 20, 2016 — 10:47 AM
John Oakes says:
19. It’s candid and complex. Tells a story.
December 20, 2016 — 10:47 AM
Derek says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 10:51 AM
leslieartist333 says:
7 (and then 21)
December 20, 2016 — 10:51 AM
B K Wilson says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:51 AM
Sam Brady says:
16
December 20, 2016 — 10:52 AM
Dave Higgins says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 10:53 AM
Jo Anderson says:
Oh good lord, I can’t believe my banana photo is internet famous! It didn’t have strong aspirations of achieving a lot in life. Thank you so much, Chuck! I’m glad I could bring a giggle to your day. 😀
December 20, 2016 — 10:54 AM
Diana DIehl says:
It is the most professional of all. You have elevated bananas to glory.
December 20, 2016 — 11:03 AM
Sadie Hartmann says:
I love it. It’s absolutely weird and ridiculous and awkward.
December 20, 2016 — 11:06 AM
Jemima Pett says:
I adore the rainbow set-up! Such artistry 🙂
December 20, 2016 — 11:47 AM
Tange D. says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 10:57 AM
Maria Connor says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 10:57 AM
Robert Lopez says:
22!
December 20, 2016 — 10:59 AM
joshuamneff says:
16
So many good ones, but that’s the first one that made me laugh out loud. A LOT.
December 20, 2016 — 11:00 AM
Melissa Clare says:
14
(with 2 as honourable mention)
December 20, 2016 — 11:00 AM
Diana DIehl says:
41
(2 is a close 2nd)
December 20, 2016 — 11:01 AM
Beth says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:06 AM
Diane says:
27. Hands down 27.
December 20, 2016 — 11:07 AM
Jasmine says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 11:08 AM
Bob Schueler says:
43
December 20, 2016 — 11:08 AM
Beverley Lee says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:09 AM
Dennise Stackhouse says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:10 AM
Paul R LeBlanc says:
7
December 20, 2016 — 11:12 AM
miafitzroy says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 11:15 AM
Dan says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:19 AM
Es says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:23 AM
concierge4yoursoul says:
#2
December 20, 2016 — 11:24 AM
TheVampireBookworm says:
I choose you 22!
December 20, 2016 — 11:30 AM
Ashley says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:36 AM
Chantal says:
41
December 20, 2016 — 11:36 AM
Rau says:
22
December 20, 2016 — 11:36 AM
Tamra Hart says:
14. I laughed so hard I scared my cat.
December 20, 2016 — 11:37 AM
Chanler says:
15
December 20, 2016 — 11:41 AM
Constance Brewer says:
14
December 20, 2016 — 11:43 AM
Christopher says:
14 hahahahaha
December 20, 2016 — 11:44 AM
Jemima Pett says:
25
December 20, 2016 — 11:49 AM
C. J. Hartwell says:
7
December 20, 2016 — 11:50 AM
terrilynncoop says:
I gotta roll with 14.
December 20, 2016 — 11:52 AM
Michelle Stone says:
27
December 20, 2016 — 11:53 AM