I received over 40 entries for the Awkward Author Photo Contest.
Well-done, everyone. Well-done.
*thunderous applause*
You will find a couple famous-faced authors in there, including Jeff VanderMeer, Alethea Kontis, James Sutter, and Yvonne Navarro. Those cheeky little penmonkeys.
Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to go through these photos, find your ONE TRUE FAVORITE, and then go into the comments below and put down the corresponding number. Write only the number, if you please. I need the number to be plainly visible and easy to tally.
You have a week to vote — vote by 12/27, noon EST.
At that point, I’ll note the top four vote-getters, and those people will get a copy of THUNDERBIRD apiece. And they’ll also earn our neverending love. In a diabolical pact.
In the meantime, I’m going to pick my favorite right here and right now.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE:
Huzzah! Congratulations, Jo Anderson. (She has her own Flickr account here.) I chose it because literally every time I look at it I break out into laughter. It’s just so glorious weird. What did that banana do to deserve such dubious scorn? Are the other fruits complicit? Why would this ever be an author photo? IT IS SUBLIME.
So, congratulations!
Which means, voters —
Do not vote for this one. (I’ve tagged it with no number so you know.)
Congrats to Jo, and to the rest of you:
Get to the voting booth below.
*insert some coy reference to the electoral college*
justhiltz says:
22
December 22, 2016 — 12:02 PM
caramckee says:
14
December 22, 2016 — 12:05 PM
Matthew says:
22!
December 22, 2016 — 12:12 PM
darlene says:
22
December 22, 2016 — 12:43 PM
glenavailable says:
She’s just bad enough to have given herself that black eye.
December 27, 2016 — 5:37 PM
Peter Sturdee says:
14
December 22, 2016 — 2:20 PM
Mark says:
2
December 22, 2016 — 3:48 PM
dangerdean says:
19
December 22, 2016 — 6:05 PM
glenavailable says:
I’ve heard some best selling authors have expressed a preference for the white powder.
December 22, 2016 — 6:27 PM
Land of Literature Blog says:
2
December 22, 2016 — 8:10 PM
nikki hinton says:
14
December 23, 2016 — 9:51 AM
Bryan Sims says:
19
December 23, 2016 — 10:29 AM
Amanda says:
24
December 23, 2016 — 12:20 PM
glenavailable says:
The only way I can do that is by gluing my fingers together.
December 27, 2016 — 5:39 PM
Sara Carroll says:
27
December 23, 2016 — 2:54 PM
drgnl80 says:
15
December 23, 2016 — 2:59 PM
Wendy Christopher says:
I cannot decide between 14 and 37. Can I vote for both, please?
December 23, 2016 — 3:42 PM
lynncharlesnet says:
5
December 23, 2016 — 7:01 PM
cuttydarke says:
11
December 25, 2016 — 12:28 AM
Me says:
2!
December 25, 2016 — 3:48 PM
Michelle says:
27
December 26, 2016 — 8:43 AM
Espen says:
22
December 26, 2016 — 11:49 AM
Literosexual says:
22
December 26, 2016 — 12:21 PM
Kris says:
22
December 26, 2016 — 1:10 PM
Morgan says:
22
December 26, 2016 — 3:21 PM
Dave says:
22
December 26, 2016 — 8:37 PM
Chris, Horribly (@horriblychris) says:
3
December 26, 2016 — 11:06 PM
tatum flynn says:
27
December 27, 2016 — 8:51 AM
Shawn Gaston says:
27, all the way.
December 27, 2016 — 8:54 AM
sofizy says:
2
December 27, 2016 — 8:57 AM
Rabbit Richards says:
14
December 27, 2016 — 9:01 AM
Rachel says:
41
December 27, 2016 — 10:22 AM
glenavailable says:
Has classic written all over it.
December 27, 2016 — 5:11 PM
Matty says:
30
December 27, 2016 — 11:11 AM
glenavailable says:
You can bet Norman Bates would be a fan.
December 27, 2016 — 5:07 PM
Craig Oxbrow says:
21
December 27, 2016 — 11:49 AM
Kendall says:
3
December 28, 2016 — 12:06 AM