Get yourself a d20 or a random number generator.
And let’s randomize a title.
Way this works is how it always works: you have two tables below, and you randomize once for each table, and then smash those two words together and TA-DA you have a title. You can add “the” in there or pluralize or make some words possessive — feel free to make other very minor tweaks to the title that results. So, in other words, you might get Dead Orchard, which you could change to The Dead Orchard or Dead Orchards… or even The Dead’s Orchard. Hell, if you even want to flip ’em the other way — The Orchard Dead — go for it.
Then, use that new title to write a story — we’ll say under 2000 words — and post that story to your blog. Then drop a link here so we can all go dig it. Due by next Friday, April 15th, noon EST.
The two tables are:
Title Word #1
- Arsonist’s
- Screaming
- Pegasus
- Haunted
- Eight
- Gear-tooth
- Cracked
- Monster’s
- Carnivore
- Chef’s
- Venomous
- Lost
- Robot
- Seven Days Of
- After
- Copper
- Esmerelda’s
- Dead
- Binary
- City of
Title Word #2
- Corpse
- Daughter
- Locket
- Debt
- Dungeon
- Parade
- Tempest
- Coast
- Widget
- Warning
- Houses
- Scandal
- Flywheel
- Orchard
- Fang
- Intelligence
- Eschaton
- Riot
- Run
- Zero
Pavowski says:
Pegasus Intelligence? WTF do horses know?
April 8, 2016 — 8:41 AM
Pavowski says:
A bit of research got me here: http://accidentallyinspired.com/2016/04/08/pegasus-intelligence/
It’s more of a vignette than a story, but, well, that’s life, innit?
Also, about halfway into the writing, I realized that I have here the seedling for a … not exactly a sequel to my first novel, but for another story in the same universe as that one. Dammit, Chuck. These short stories are supposed to let me vent pent-up creative energy, not spawn entire novels to go clanging around in my skull.
April 8, 2016 — 10:48 PM
Kristen says:
This is fantastic. Also, where can I find one of these Pegasuseses?
April 9, 2016 — 10:55 PM
Pavowski says:
Uh … just … you know … send me a check …
April 10, 2016 — 9:31 AM
rfsimon says:
That gave me a chuckle, probably because I know a few people who resemble Eddie.
April 14, 2016 — 3:15 PM
Pavowski says:
Surely no such person exists!
April 14, 2016 — 3:39 PM
M Grant says:
Secret government program… Cold War? War on terror? Nazis? Or flip it… Vs American capitalism… And who is going after them…
April 9, 2016 — 5:32 AM
Kristen says:
Robot Intelligence. Seems a little too pat.
April 8, 2016 — 8:47 AM
terribleminds says:
RE-roll!
April 8, 2016 — 8:48 AM
Kristen says:
That re-roll went super well!
https://kristenbrockmeyer.com/2016/04/10/cracked-house-flashfiction/
April 9, 2016 — 9:42 PM
J.A. Haigh says:
Great story, love your descriptions!
April 14, 2016 — 7:46 PM
Skye Overall says:
I really enjoyed this one. Great job!
April 14, 2016 — 8:41 PM
dorwinrin says:
Esmerelda’s run
in the colourful orchard
she needs new stockings.
Flash haiku challenge!
April 8, 2016 — 9:33 AM
john freeter says:
lovely
April 9, 2016 — 5:31 PM
dorwinrin says:
Thank you 🙂
April 11, 2016 — 9:56 AM
Leigh says:
Lost Eschaton…..this will be interesting
April 8, 2016 — 9:33 AM
Mozette says:
Binary Houses? Oooohh… yes! Sounds great!
April 8, 2016 — 9:43 AM
Mozette says:
http://youcantgoback-andotherimpossibilities.blogspot.com.au/2016/04/binary-houses.html
There you go! 😀
April 8, 2016 — 10:06 AM
Eric Hagen says:
Fascinating read!
April 9, 2016 — 9:50 AM
Kristen says:
That was some good reading.
April 9, 2016 — 10:50 PM
Mozette says:
Thank you both. I had fun writing it. Nothin’ like a good bit of revenge, right? 😛
April 10, 2016 — 9:10 AM
Sophie Giroir says:
Binary Tempest. I had my eight-year-old daughter pick the numbers and then explained what both words meant. She came up with the idea in less than a minute. So I’m going to roll with it.
April 8, 2016 — 9:53 AM
ouranosaurus says:
Eight Fang. The Eighth Fang? Fang the Eighth? Eight Fangs?
April 8, 2016 — 10:14 AM
Pavowski says:
Fang 8. A military program involving the cloning of wolves…
April 8, 2016 — 11:40 AM
dorwinrin says:
The Eighth Fang. The history of the last member of a Chinese Dinasty and his struggle against tradition.
April 8, 2016 — 3:21 PM
Krishnaa Lakshmanan says:
Copper Warning. Interesting!
April 8, 2016 — 10:36 AM
jwrapa says:
Carnivore Warning. Sounds like a cool horror tale.
April 8, 2016 — 10:43 AM
bbbourb says:
Venomous Coast. Well, then…
Challenge accepted.
April 8, 2016 — 10:47 AM
Merryn Dexter says:
City of Corpse(s) hmm
April 8, 2016 — 11:00 AM
rebeccajrobare says:
Lost Widget. Not so much fiction as slice-of-life.
April 8, 2016 — 1:30 PM
Elizabeth Rose says:
Lost daughter. With 2 kids, couldn’t take this down a dark path.
https://betheredragons.wordpress.com/2016/04/08/the-choice-part-3-lost-daughter/
April 8, 2016 — 2:44 PM
Laura J. Quinn says:
City of Parade. City of the Parade? Parade City? City of Parades? Hmmm…
April 8, 2016 — 3:08 PM
Catastrophe Jones says:
The Copper Locket. Hmmm.
April 8, 2016 — 3:49 PM
Marsha Holtgrewe-Posz says:
Monster’s Warning. Too easy. Think I am going to have my hubby roll or pick two numbers. He’ll feel all special that way. Lol!
April 8, 2016 — 5:02 PM
Mark Gardner says:
18 & 12 – Dead Scandal: http://article94.wordpress.com/2016/04/08/death-scandal/
April 8, 2016 — 5:59 PM
Pat Cummings says:
Woo-hoo! Esmeralda’s Widget! (And Marsha, my spouse picked the numbers. Nothing more random than that!)
April 8, 2016 — 6:02 PM
Andys says:
I got 7 Days of Fang. This should be interesting …
April 8, 2016 — 9:51 PM
the oncoming spork says:
Screaming Houses.
https://apostrophobic.wordpress.com/2016/04/09/screaming-houses/
April 9, 2016 — 1:47 AM
Lee Thomson says:
Eight Warnings:
One a day, all week
and then disaster arrives
what can it be now?
April 9, 2016 — 7:49 AM
Olivia Kelly says:
Copper Run. Hmm.
April 9, 2016 — 10:39 AM
the oncoming spork says:
The moderation vortex ate my previous post, so…
Screaming Houses.
https://apostrophobic.wordpress.com/2016/04/09/screaming-houses/
April 9, 2016 — 1:47 PM
dickchudnow says:
Do we have to use a “random number generator?” Or can I just cut them up and pick two out of a hat?
Or just pick two? What’s the deal there, random, anonymous people?
April 9, 2016 — 2:44 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
I usually use a random # generator from the web. This week, I just asked my son for two numbers. Same effect.
April 14, 2016 — 11:33 AM
dickchudnow says:
Either “Gear Tooth Debt” or “Haunted Parade” Let’s do both. Or how about “Debt Parade” Twist on the “Lottery” by Shirley Jackson.
April 9, 2016 — 3:02 PM
E. Alden says:
Esmerelda’s Intelligence. Let’s see what happens.
April 9, 2016 — 4:06 PM
thisdamkid says:
Robot houses… XD
April 9, 2016 — 8:37 PM
Don't Want To Write says:
Got Lost Warning so re-rolled for the less ambiguous Eight Widget, to be revised to The Eighth Widget….
Creativity’s fun.
April 10, 2016 — 9:01 AM
Liz says:
Esmerelda’s Warning; Check it out here: https://themadtypewriter.wordpress.com/2016/04/10/flash-fiction-esmereldas-warning/
YEAH!
April 10, 2016 — 10:43 AM
Karen McCoy says:
Arsonist’s Zero. Hmmm…..
April 10, 2016 — 1:30 PM
ryanjamesblack says:
I got ‘City of Fang’
https://ryanjamesblack.com/2016/04/10/city-of-fang/
April 10, 2016 — 4:06 PM
ryanjamesblack says:
Anyone know how long my comment is going to be awaiting moderation?? Should I just re-post?
April 10, 2016 — 4:15 PM
ryanjamesblack says:
Let me try that again…
https://ryanjamesblack.com/2016/04/10/city-of-fang/
April 10, 2016 — 10:04 PM
Liz says:
Really enjoyed this! Well done!
April 11, 2016 — 7:50 AM
Christine Frost says:
Ha! Hot sauce…loved this! 🙂
April 14, 2016 — 8:03 PM
dcxli says:
Had to fight through the distraction known as video games to finish, but here is Carnivore Coast.
https://dcxli.wordpress.com/2016/04/011/carnivore-coast/
April 11, 2016 — 2:38 AM
Liz says:
Your link doesn’t work 🙁
April 11, 2016 — 7:38 AM
dcxli says:
oops. It works now.
April 11, 2016 — 9:52 AM
lwall6710 says:
https://wordpress.com/post/lwall6710.wordpress.com/166 The Monster’s Robot
April 11, 2016 — 12:01 PM
Andys says:
Okay, I couldn’t decide which story to go with, so here are two stories, titled Seven Days of Fang. In the first, the weirdest apocalypse imaginable happens. In the second, a dying man decides to take a stab at immortality. If you have a favorite, I’d love to know it. http://andreaspeed.com/2016/flash-fiction-challenge-seven-days-of-fang-two-stories-for-the-price-of-one/
April 12, 2016 — 5:56 AM
dcxli says:
Story one was my favorite, but I thoroughly enjoyed them both. Two completely different interpretations of the title.
April 13, 2016 — 11:19 AM
Andys says:
Thank you!
April 14, 2016 — 6:50 AM
Skye Overall says:
I liked the idea of the first story, but the second one was much better.
April 14, 2016 — 8:21 PM
Andys says:
I felt like I needed more words to explore the universe of the first story more fully – and who knows, maybe I’ll expand it someday – but I was able to fit the vampire story easily within the word limit.
April 15, 2016 — 9:32 PM
Ivory Kelly says:
Warning Lost
https://eotena.wordpress.com/2016/04/12/warning-lost/
Feels like it’s missing something and has so much more potential, if you have any comments or suggestions, please let me know!
April 12, 2016 — 9:00 AM
Leigh says:
Ok, here is my attempt! Lost Eschaton
http://meanderinginmythoughts.blogspot.com/2016/04/lost-eschaton-flash-fiction-submission.html
April 12, 2016 — 2:27 PM
jamethielc says:
I’m not sure how ‘Seven Days of Warning’ could have been remotely cheerful, so here’s my thoughts….
Flash Fiction Challenge | A Shiny Journey
https://jamethielshineyjourney.wordpress.com/2016/04/12/flash-fiction-challenge/
April 12, 2016 — 5:55 PM
Yigit Cakar (@YigitCakar) says:
Carnivore Parade: http://yigitcakar.com/carnivore-parade/
I’d be delighted to hear your suggestions.
April 12, 2016 — 6:19 PM
Elizabeth Rose says:
Interesting take. I did have a bit of trouble understanding the ending. Is this part of a series, perhaps?
April 13, 2016 — 9:23 PM
Yigit Cakar (@YigitCakar) says:
Thank you. I think I have to rewrite the story and foreshadow things. I wanted Tim to create a schizophrenic alternate reality in his mind to rationalize killing the man whom his wife cheated him.
April 14, 2016 — 4:03 PM
Elizabeth Rose says:
Lost daughter: Here we go!
https://betheredragons.wordpress.com/2016/04/08/the-choice-part-3-lost-daughter/
April 12, 2016 — 10:16 PM
Yigit Cakar (@YigitCakar) says:
I loved the way you carried the characters by their dialogue styles.
April 14, 2016 — 4:03 PM
StarNinja says:
I now present to you… the Arsonist’s Flywheel. In 3D!
https://wormholelesstraveled.wordpress.com/2016/04/13/the-arsonists-flywheel/
Enjoy.
April 13, 2016 — 7:23 PM
Rebecca Douglass says:
I drew the same combo! Very different story, though. Mine will be out Friday a.m.
You used it very well.
April 14, 2016 — 11:31 AM
rfsimon says:
My title was “The Copper Warning.” Here’s what it inspired: https://ruthfsimon.com/2016/04/14/chuck-wendigs-flash-fiction-challenge/
April 14, 2016 — 1:45 PM
Skye Overall says:
Great story. Seems like the start of something longer.
April 15, 2016 — 2:14 AM
rfsimon says:
Story one really intrigued me. Would love to see you expand it into a longer short story. I want to know what happens next.
April 14, 2016 — 3:24 PM
Skye says:
Here’s mine: http://runnerskye.com/monsters-locket/
April 14, 2016 — 6:05 PM
dcxli says:
I really enjoyed this, fantastic use of misdirection.
April 15, 2016 — 9:05 AM
rfsimon says:
I did not see that ending coming. Nice job of keeping the reader guessing.
April 15, 2016 — 11:08 AM