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Not Dead Yet

So, today is the first day of the pneumonia boogaloo where I did not immediately wake up, stumble into a hot shower and spend the next half-hour horking up my lung-beef into the shower drain. Gross, I know, but it’s true — GOTTA KEEP THAT LUNG-BEEF-A-MOVING. I feel mostly normal, too, which is nice. You don’t actually realize how sick you were until you’re feeling halfway better. And then you’re like, ohhhhh. Oh, shit.

Anyway.

I have returned from the thicket of sickness, though I’m still taking it easy as all reports indicate falling back into the pneumonia oubliette is not impossible.

I will of course be going to see STAR WARS on Thursday because apparently there’s a new movie.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Otherwise, though, this blog will be a little quiet between now and the New Year. I may pop in here and there and decorate your screen with my blither-blather, but mostly quiet. I got me a pack of deadlines nipping at my heels and illness plus holiday did me minimal good in getting work done.

SO, ONWARD, MIGHTY PENMONKEYS.

See you on the other side.

P.S. Nerdist said that Zer0es was one of their favoritest books of 2015.

P.P.S. Zer0es is still on sale at Amazon for $1.99 for the Kindle version. IF YOU BUY ENOUGH COPIES I MAY NOT DIE I’m totally sure that’s how this works.

P.P.S.S. Locus ran an interview with me — in which I talk about ALL KINDS OF STUFF — and that interview is now online so you can go clicky-clicky and read it.