Behold:
A brand new set of AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTOS to gaze upon.
Folks entered. A whopping 73 of you, actually.
And holy shit, am I ever laughing.
Anyway — here’s how this works:
You click that link.
You look at the glorious buffet of authorial silliness.
You choose the one photo you believe should win the title of MOST AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTO.
You take the number of that photo and you pop it into the comments below.
Please make the number of your choice clear. Begin with the number. If you have comments to add, add them after the number, and don’t use any other numbers (“Well, I like 16 but 42 is funny and 37 is awkward but maybe I’ll choose 71”) because I won’t know which one you’re voting for.
Translation: make this easy on me.
You get one vote.
I’ll tally the votes in one week (Wed, July 1st!) and we will have our winners.
DO YOUR CIVIC TERRIBLEMINDS DUTY. (Doody?)
And vote.
kenmacgregor says:
53.
June 29, 2015 — 11:35 AM
TS says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 11:39 AM
Mel says:
55. I also liked 37, and 38 made me laugh.
June 29, 2015 — 12:12 PM
Daesik Choi says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 12:15 PM
David Wilson says:
61
June 29, 2015 — 12:17 PM
thingsthatmakepeoplehappy says:
21
June 29, 2015 — 12:23 PM
Jeon In Seok says:
72.
June 29, 2015 — 12:25 PM
Ji Hwan Shin says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 12:41 PM
Irene says:
72 whoop!
June 29, 2015 — 12:57 PM
Julie says:
40!!!
June 29, 2015 — 1:11 PM
Jane Pain says:
38!
June 29, 2015 — 1:49 PM
Jessica M. Kormos says:
72!
June 29, 2015 — 3:00 PM
Shahrzad says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 3:15 PM
Natalie says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 3:40 PM
justin says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 3:41 PM
ariana says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 4:39 PM
SArt says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 5:10 PM
Bridgette says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 6:12 PM
Erin Lafever says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 6:46 PM
AG says:
61 gets my vote, it made me cackle.
June 29, 2015 — 7:30 PM
Steve says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 8:06 PM
Will says:
72!!!!!!!!!!
June 29, 2015 — 8:43 PM
Lisa says:
45
June 29, 2015 — 10:45 PM
Mike says:
72!
June 30, 2015 — 12:35 AM
Matt says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 5:13 AM
Josh G says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 5:41 AM
Brian says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 6:01 AM
Jovan says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 6:26 AM
Mike says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 6:32 AM
Danny says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 6:37 AM
King says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 6:48 AM
Chris says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 6:49 AM
Garrett F says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 7:18 AM
Brandon says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 7:21 AM
Jullana Brown says:
72 definatly!! Is she in a bathtub?!
June 30, 2015 — 7:29 AM
Anthony says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 7:41 AM
Chris Barcia says:
72!
June 30, 2015 — 8:37 AM
sbjamestheauthor says:
38
June 30, 2015 — 9:23 AM
Ezra says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 9:44 AM
Dave says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 10:00 AM
kosta says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 11:08 AM
Wally says:
72…
June 30, 2015 — 11:44 AM
Lee says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 2:47 PM
Jim says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 5:42 PM
jas says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 8:17 PM
elhernandez says:
61×10000000000000000000
June 30, 2015 — 8:51 PM
jeff says:
61 is great
June 30, 2015 — 9:11 PM
Aislinn murphu says:
72 !
June 30, 2015 — 9:14 PM
Levi Combs says:
61
June 30, 2015 — 9:50 PM
noonetoldyouwhentorun says:
72
June 30, 2015 — 9:52 PM