Behold:
A brand new set of AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTOS to gaze upon.
Folks entered. A whopping 73 of you, actually.
And holy shit, am I ever laughing.
Anyway — here’s how this works:
You click that link.
You look at the glorious buffet of authorial silliness.
You choose the one photo you believe should win the title of MOST AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTO.
You take the number of that photo and you pop it into the comments below.
Please make the number of your choice clear. Begin with the number. If you have comments to add, add them after the number, and don’t use any other numbers (“Well, I like 16 but 42 is funny and 37 is awkward but maybe I’ll choose 71”) because I won’t know which one you’re voting for.
Translation: make this easy on me.
You get one vote.
I’ll tally the votes in one week (Wed, July 1st!) and we will have our winners.
DO YOUR CIVIC TERRIBLEMINDS DUTY. (Doody?)
And vote.
Penquillity says:
61
June 26, 2015 — 7:26 PM
Jennifer R. Donohue says:
21
June 26, 2015 — 7:42 PM
S. Kay Nash (@Gnashchick) says:
71
June 26, 2015 — 8:02 PM
claudiacv says:
59 – is the most awkward thing i´ve ever seen!
June 26, 2015 — 10:12 PM
Sulli311 says:
61
June 26, 2015 — 10:32 PM
jammy says:
72 !
June 26, 2015 — 10:37 PM
Ellie says:
61!! Love it.
June 26, 2015 — 10:48 PM
Manda says:
61
June 26, 2015 — 10:58 PM
J. Kiefer says:
61
June 26, 2015 — 11:11 PM
Jennifer says:
61 – Great!
June 26, 2015 — 11:15 PM
bdasilva says:
61
June 27, 2015 — 1:56 AM
Artemisia says:
11 – though I really liked 12, 17 and 45!
June 27, 2015 — 8:41 AM
Kelly K. says:
72
June 27, 2015 — 9:36 AM
M.A. Crosbie says:
38
June 27, 2015 — 10:38 AM
Violet Graves says:
61
June 27, 2015 — 11:50 AM
everythingspinning says:
Number 73
June 27, 2015 — 1:48 PM
janinmi says:
71.
June 27, 2015 — 5:19 PM
Millie Ho says:
38!
June 27, 2015 — 6:11 PM
judejolley says:
24
June 27, 2015 — 8:08 PM
Donna Roberts says:
11. Although 2 was a close second (or in this case, just plain second).
June 28, 2015 — 12:42 AM
Nico Le says:
I vote for #61. XO Nico Le
June 28, 2015 — 3:02 AM
Christina Ochs says:
38
June 28, 2015 — 3:14 AM
Raven Blackburn says:
38. Definitely. Conveys the madness of writing.
June 28, 2015 — 6:27 AM
Jamie says:
68
June 28, 2015 — 9:22 AM
Alexia Chamberlynn says:
61!
June 28, 2015 — 2:38 PM
Face says:
45!!!!!
Honourable Mentions to three, fourteen, and sixty-one though 😀
June 28, 2015 — 4:49 PM
Ry says:
72
June 28, 2015 — 5:32 PM
lindsay says:
72 definitely
June 28, 2015 — 6:02 PM
Jesse says:
72
June 28, 2015 — 6:11 PM
Norah says:
72!!
June 28, 2015 — 6:16 PM
Dan says:
72
June 28, 2015 — 6:16 PM
Erin says:
72!
June 28, 2015 — 6:19 PM
EL says:
72!
June 28, 2015 — 6:19 PM
Diana E. Sánchez says:
I vote 72
June 28, 2015 — 6:30 PM
Mary Ramsey says:
72!!!!
June 28, 2015 — 6:53 PM
insivible (@insivible) says:
72
June 28, 2015 — 6:58 PM
Troy says:
72!
June 28, 2015 — 7:03 PM
Avery says:
72
June 28, 2015 — 7:13 PM
Casey Barton says:
72!!
June 28, 2015 — 8:02 PM
Dave N says:
72!
June 28, 2015 — 8:49 PM
Karen says:
Vote #72
June 28, 2015 — 10:07 PM
Marie Sah says:
72!
June 28, 2015 — 10:33 PM
Renee says:
61. Golden.
June 28, 2015 — 10:52 PM
Nate says:
72. A lady in a tub!!!
June 28, 2015 — 11:55 PM
Joe says:
72!!!!
June 28, 2015 — 11:59 PM
Josh says:
72!
June 29, 2015 — 10:00 AM
Marisa says:
72!!!!
June 29, 2015 — 10:38 AM
Amy says:
72
June 29, 2015 — 10:44 AM
Kaitlin Quigley says:
72!
June 29, 2015 — 11:07 AM