If you think of yourself as “aspiring,” you might be doing it wrong.
If you’re more interested in a book’s metadata than its theme, you might be doing it wrong.
If you’re more concerned about publishing the book than writing it, you might be doing it wrong.
If you talk, tweet, think or write about writing more than you actually write: doin’ it wrong.
If you always find an excuse why you’re not writing, then UR DOIN’ IT RONG.
If your writing life is filled with the blubbery carcasses of unfinished manuscripts lying about like dynamite-exploded whales and you’ve never finished a story, you’re doing it wrong, hoss.
If you keep cheating on your current manuscript by porking other, momentarily-sexier manuscripts behind the barn, yep, that’s some wrong-flavored wrongness with hot wrong sauce.
If you’d rather play video games or watch movies or masturbate to at twerking videos on Tumblr — in other words, if you’d rather be doing anything else but writing — you’re doing it wrong.
If you think that there’s one way up the mountain — and that you or someone else is the magical sherpa who will guide you up that mountain — oh yeah, you’re doing it wrong.
If you self-publish because you’re bitter at the traditional publishing establishment and not because of the very many valid reasons for self-publishing, you’re doing it wrong.
If you think any kind of publishing is a get-rich-quick-scheme lottery-ticket: YOU WRONG.
If you think writers or other artists shouldn’t get paid: YOU DOUBLE WRONG.
If you think you don’t need an editor: you are Mister Wrongyfaced Wrongypants, Esquire.
If you’ve inhaled the aerosolized horseshit and buy into the divide between literary and genre fiction, BZZT, that’s some wrong-ass shit, chief.
If you believe in any of the tribal breakdowns in writing and publishing (trad-pub versus self-pub, Amazon is god or Amazon is the devil, women don’t write as well as men), then let me spell it out with these Scrabble tiles, here… D O I N I T W R O N G
If you can’t make us care about your characters… drum roll please, doin’ it wrong.
If you’re not willing to try new things in writing — new characters, new POVs, new plotting or planning styles, new something, new anything — then you sure ain’t right.
If you rely on magical thinking and it hurts you more than it helps you: du machst es falsch!
If you let writer’s block win, you got it all wrong.
If you’re a writer who doesn’t read, ooh, holy shitkittens, you’re super-mega-ultra-wrong.
If you’re a writer who only reads for pleasure, who never reads non-fiction, who refuses to read outside a single beloved genre or medium, yeah, you’re probably pretty wrong over there.
If you hate bookstores, you’re Mayor Wrongdong of Wronglesburg, Population: YOU.
If you’re an asshole to your audience, you’re BIG SUPER CRAZY FACE WRONG.
If you spend a lot of your time getting into fights on the Internet, you’re a big bucket of wrong.
If you don’t like writing and yet you persist at being a writer: wrong, wrong, wrong.
If you’re not writing, then you’re motherfucking wrong.
So get right — and go write.
alexlaybourne says:
I think I know a few people who may be going wrong somewhere. Another great post Chuck! Thanks
July 23, 2013 — 12:04 AM
sixfigure nanny (@mimi81774) says:
Chuck! You always hit it right on the head…. Of the nail that is
July 23, 2013 — 9:56 AM
Mozette says:
Yay! Great way of puttin’ it across mate! And you’re right in so many ways! 😀
Thanks for the pep talk… I’m going to look at some of my work this week (I have tennis elbow; so have to sit and ‘do nothing’ for a while) and this will give me a good chance to get in and fix up and finish what’s yet to be finished and fixed 😀
thank you again, Chuck for getting me back in front of the keyboard and computer screen. 😀
July 23, 2013 — 12:07 AM
Maren Smith says:
Oh, sooo many of these are sooo very right. Great post!
July 23, 2013 — 12:17 AM
Jacqui Talbot says:
Just when I thought I couldn’t get any wronger, I finally manage to get something right. Or write. Written? Screw it. You get the point.
July 23, 2013 — 12:21 AM
josinlmcquein says:
Dude – so literal. It’s like a writer has to WRITE or something or they’re not, you know, writing! Sheesh.
July 23, 2013 — 12:24 AM
Pam Sheppard says:
Nailed it, Chuck. Required reading for all writers.
July 23, 2013 — 12:30 AM
amyskennedy says:
D’oh!
July 23, 2013 — 12:36 AM
Natalie Maddalena says:
But I am unique and special, Chuck, and thus your rules do not apply to me. I will sit here and aspire to be a writer while looking at cute kitten gifs and the fully-published perfect novel will burst forth from my noble brow with no other input than my awesomeness!
July 23, 2013 — 12:48 AM
Alex Hurst says:
Hahaha. Nice response. 😉
July 23, 2013 — 2:00 AM
thesexiestwriter says:
it probably won’t need any editing, either. Just publish that first draft and you’ll be rich!
July 23, 2013 — 8:46 AM
Jen Donohue says:
Yes. Thank you.
July 23, 2013 — 1:15 AM
Pallav says:
Man, your posts often bring tears to my eyes and then yell to the skies and mash my fingers in the keyboard till they hurt and I’ve words on the page.
July 23, 2013 — 1:19 AM
DJ Kirkby says:
Thanks for the early morning laughs – you’re doing it RIGHT!
July 23, 2013 — 1:23 AM
Jonathon Side says:
Depressed by how accurate Chuck is… probably still doing it wrong.
July 23, 2013 — 2:04 AM
Hayden Wills aka Hamilton Wade says:
Am I a literary genius, nah fuck that, I’m a storyteller !!
July 23, 2013 — 2:55 AM
ashleycapes says:
Awesome – now it’s back to writing then!
July 23, 2013 — 3:02 AM
Bek says:
Beautiful…. And now I have to get back to doing it write… Damn you
July 23, 2013 — 3:03 AM
H. says:
Good advice, and as I read it, I kept hearing Dr. Cox saying “Wrong wrong wrong wrong” in the background. Which amused me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY)
July 23, 2013 — 3:39 AM
David Eccles (@Vikingbeard) says:
I hope I’m not doing wrong and wasting precious writing time by commenting on your brilliant blog which, by the way is SO RIGHT!
July 23, 2013 — 4:54 AM
fstoptwo says:
Absolutely write !
July 23, 2013 — 5:25 AM
jeffo says:
Great stuff, Chuck.
July 23, 2013 — 6:09 AM
Jessica Burde says:
My current excuse for not writing? I just crawled out of bed and need to wake the neurons. My next excuse for not writing? The toddler crawled out of bed and is chewing on my arm. My next excuse for not writing….
You think maybe I’m doing it wrong? xP
July 23, 2013 — 6:38 AM
Naitachal / Roland says:
Really funny. Sadly I found some lines apply to me. Damn, I got caught…
July 23, 2013 — 6:44 AM
Jemima Pett says:
Thanks for those great reminders, Chuck. I’ve just about finished at CampNaNoWriMo, so I’m looking forward to getting back to that super-writers-outside-the-comfort-zone-experiences called your Friday Flash Fiction very soon!!
July 23, 2013 — 6:50 AM
terribleminds says:
For the record, I’m generally uncomfortable these days telling writers when they’re doing something wrong because for the most part — almost anything flies. But these things just kinda FELL OUT OF MY FACE and so, well, here they are!
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 7:01 AM
westtxwriter says:
Excellent! Great rant. And you’re 100% correct. Thanks for a good read this morning!
July 23, 2013 — 7:28 AM
Bill Weinberger (@billweinberger) says:
Right as rain, Chuck. Thanks for the reminders.
July 23, 2013 — 8:01 AM
Simon says:
I don’t get why anybody would write who didn’t love writing and reading. It boggles the mind. Good rant though.
July 23, 2013 — 8:09 AM
jjhannford says:
Loving this – hope to do at least one thing right. I cheated on my manuscript last night vowing to make my next heroine stronger and less needy than the current one who ended up to be less of the woman I thought she would be. Maybe I’ll go give her an attitude adjustment instead…..Thanks Chuck!
July 23, 2013 — 8:14 AM
Priscilla says:
Bless this post.
It’s a bit hard to realise I’m doing it wrong a lot – particularly when it comes to not be writing – but it’s important too. That’s the kinda thing that makes you a better writer, I guess.
July 23, 2013 — 8:18 AM
Ken Lozito says:
Great rant. This may fly in the face of chunk type writers, but if you’re not writing everyday, except maybe Sunday 😉 you’re doing it wrong.
July 23, 2013 — 8:32 AM
helenrj says:
Just the fact that you created so many different phrases for ‘wrong’ totally impresses me…though ‘big bucket of wrong’ is my favorite and ‘blubbery carcasses of unfinished manuscripts lying about like dynamite-exploded whales’ is next. I think that I have a bit of the old wrong syndrome, and maybe this post will help me make it right!
July 23, 2013 — 8:37 AM
Justine Spencer says:
Another post for me to tape up on my Wall of Chuck.
July 23, 2013 — 8:44 AM
thesexiestwriter says:
I’m not doing ANYTHING wrong. And fuck you, I have a beard. I win.
July 23, 2013 — 8:47 AM
Lisa Creech Bledsoe says:
I loved this most for all the ways you said wrong. The hot wrong sauce was my favorite, although I also liked Mayor Wrongdong of Wronglesburg, population YOU. Choice!
July 23, 2013 — 8:50 AM
Tia Kalla (@tiakall) says:
“If you’ve inhaled the aerosolized horseshit and buy into the divide between literary and genre fiction…”
Can you elaborate why on this one? I’m apparently doing it wrong.
July 23, 2013 — 9:21 AM
Joseph Ratliff says:
You read Chuck’s latest post in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice… didn’t you?
Excellent pieces of advice, every one of them. 🙂
July 23, 2013 — 9:23 AM
Liz Blocker (@lizblocker) says:
Awesome reminders, as always. However: “If you talk, tweet, think or write about writing more than you actually write: doin’ it wrong.”
Well, in theory, yes…. BUT HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ALL OF IT? You, Mr. Wendig, are super-prolific on the Twitter, the blog, and the interwebs, AND you have books. Lots of books. Oh yes, and a family. I maintain that you must not sleep very much.
All of which is to say: 1) Please share your time-travel secrets, and 2) You’re amazing, and I admire you.
July 23, 2013 — 9:29 AM
terribleminds says:
Haha. That’s the thing, sometimes people admonish me for not taking my own advice — AKA, “You talk about writing more than you actually write,” they might say — but the blog always comes second. The word count on my stories always comes first.
Mostly, it’s just time management. Or being stubborn enough — like a cantankerous donkey on crystal meth — to Get Shit Done.
I’m definitely good with quantity, but I am forever working on quality.
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 9:57 AM
Liz Blocker (@lizblocker) says:
Ok, Donkey on meth. I can do that. *goes out to find donkey-making potion and drug dealer*
Seriously though, thank you. It’s good to know that you’re human, and that quality can be just as hard for you as it is for, um, well, me. And it’s great reminder to just sit the hell down and put SOMETHING on the page, even if it’s a pile of donkey-shit.
July 23, 2013 — 10:22 AM
Thomas Rydder says:
Chuck, I think we’re all guilty of one or more of these. For my part, I’m not going to tell you which ones 🙂
Excellent post, my friend, and duly digged, pinned, faced, blogged, linked, tumbled, and stumbled…
Thomas Rydder
http://thomasrydder.wordpress.com/
July 23, 2013 — 9:49 AM
Bethany Dean (@bethanyrdean) says:
Wrong on so many accounts here. Thanks for the arse-kicking – now need to bash myself over the head with my keyboard and write some wrongs…
July 23, 2013 — 9:53 AM
John says:
Yes, I’m doing it wrong. There I admitted it. Is this like some 12 step program? Hello, my name is John, I’m doing it wrong? I think steps 1-10 should be write, write write. Number 11 should be persevere & number 12 would be edit your shit. There you go, 12 (err 3 steps) to getting your shit right with writing, am right?
July 23, 2013 — 10:13 AM
Remi Jones says:
I’m doing everything on your list “right” because I read all of your writing books before beginning my books.Does that mean my stories will be okay at the very least? I need some encouragement.
A little off-topic: I’ve been in the process of moving for the past ten days and I’ve been too tired or amped up to sit down and write. i read parts of my current book everyday and thought about my characters/story constantly to stay connected.Things are settling down down now but I’m having problems getting back into “writer mode”. It’s not writers block, more like how it was in the very beginning or as if i’ve forgotten how to sit down and do the work.
I’m going to start rereading all of your advice books again today because that’s what originally inspired me to follow through, and I’m going to sit in front of my monitor and try but I’m pretty sure that I’ll only end up rereading the last 40 pages again as I’ve done for the last few days. That sounds horribly defeatist. I’m going to be positive! Any tips for reigniting the writer spark after an unwanted absence?
July 23, 2013 — 10:16 AM
Liz Blocker (@lizblocker) says:
This isn’t going to sound very sexy or very exciting, but I give the same advice that I try to follow myself: just do it. What I mean is, I sit down at my computer (or notebook or clay tablet or whatever), IGNORE the previous 40 pages (seriously, don’t even look at them) and set a word or page goal, and WRITE. I very often end up with piles of pure poo, but there are almost always some gems hidden in there somewhere, too. And at the end of that sort of torturous exercise, I find that I’m WRITING, and then I feel better, and less angry at myself, and more able to keep writing.
If it helps, just create a separate document for this kind of exercise; that helps me feel like I’m not contaminating my good stuff with poo. Then i can take out what I liked, and put it in with the good stuff later.
GOOD LUCK!
July 23, 2013 — 10:26 AM
terribleminds says:
I find it just takes time to ramp the engine back up again. A little bit of writing back in the ol’ chair every day will see you get back to normal levels — it’s just about reforming habits.
And getting some sleep before you try. 🙂
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 10:38 AM
Daniel Johnson says:
Actually, I think cheating on novels is the best way to get them done. I have a short attention span, so when I get bored with one book I move onto the other. It keeps me working instead of playing video games and I can knock out two books at the same time.
July 23, 2013 — 10:21 AM
Aaron Dembski-Bowden says:
I dunno, dude. I don’t enjoy writing, and I wonder if ever writer really does. I enjoy having written, which is a key difference. I couldn’t imagine life if I didn’t do it, but that doesn’t mean I enjoy it. And why would I? It’s hard as shit to do well.
I don’t enjoy jogging, but I enjoy having just been out for a jog.
Similarly, one of the best quotes I’ve ever seen about parenting is when a blogging mother said “I don’t enjoy parenting. I enjoy having parented.” She didn’t enjoy the daily grind of screaming and tantrums, while devoting all your time to watching and feeding and cleaning a smaller human being that she loved. But she enjoyed the sense of having done I well, and of making the most of it.
July 23, 2013 — 11:14 AM
terribleminds says:
It’s probably a little toMAYto, toMAHto — you still enjoy being a writer, all told. Some writers seem to enjoy no part of it. It’s misery all the way down. And to them I say, quit. Go find something happy-making, because writing ain’t it.
That being said, I know plenty of writers who actually enjoy the ACT of writing. I do. I love it. I don’t love every day and every moment, but overall, I enjoy the act of writing often more than I enjoy the act of having written.
I enjoy playing with my son, not just the idea of having a son, or having HAD a son. Again, I don’t enjoy EVERY MOMENT of parenting, but I think it’s a bit reductive (read: maybe a little bit of bullshit) to say you don’t enjoy parenting, you enjoy having parented. Some days it sucks but some days it’s a wonder — not the after-effects, not the moments gone past, but the actual parenting-your-child-right-then-and-there moment.
I think writers would do well to find a way to enjoy the actual act, the *process* of writing. I suspect that alone would help to improve one’s quality and output. Because if you enjoy it — at least in a satisfaction sense, not just a dopamine-burst-happy-making way — you’ll want to do a lot of it, and you’ll want to do it well.
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 11:34 AM
terribleminds says:
Put differently, the majority of your time as a writer is spent, well, *writing.*
And if that time adds up to being more misery than it does satisfaction, then what’s the point?
Same with parenting. If you can’t take some satisfaction in the DOING, not in the HAVING DONE, don’t have kids. Because your kids are going to totally get that you don’t enjoy being with them.
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 11:52 AM
thesexiestwriter says:
If you are writing, and you don’t enjoy the process, why do it? It can’t be the money, or the chicks, or the great night-life. If it makes you unhappy and you are doing it for the money, there are truck-loads of shitty, life sucking jobs out there that pay more then writing. If you are doing it for the chicks, well, there are as many chicks out there that like accountants as there are that get all leaky over writers. If you are doing it for the night life…hmm. Tell me more about this writer’s cocktail club that I’m missing out on. I do it because i love it. Never been published but would love to be. In the meantime I write because I can come home from a totally shit-diggitty day at work and kill someone in a story and feel all better. Hell, i don’t even get yelled at for that. But take a few crumby lives in the real world from people that aren’t really even using them right anyway and see what happens…
July 23, 2013 — 12:04 PM
thesexiestwriter says:
hmm, looked at your profile…maybe the money is worth it? New York Times bestsellers probably do get more lovely ladies than accountants, too. Oh well, what I said still works for me. I love the process itself, never tried to be published outside of magazines and papers because I’m not ready yet. And accountants are much more exciting than i am when I’m not writing. Great, now I need a therapist.
July 23, 2013 — 12:10 PM
Daniel Johnson says:
You might be doing it wrong… if you don’t enjoy writing. Look, I can respect your point of view, but I love writing. It’s like being married. It’s the part of my day that I look forward too. I jog, and I enjoy that because I can’t enjoy writing if I don’t jog every morning. I love getting out in the mornings and working myself hard. Similarly, I love crafting words and characters, and I love weaving storylines to match my imagination. For me, the worst part is when I can’t write any more and I have to stop.
Why would you do something you don’t enjoy? That’s like eating ice cream because you like “having eaten ice cream” and not “eating the ice cream”. Enjoy the moment. You probably aren’t going to get very far in a hard-ass business if you don’t enjoy doing the hard-ass work. Perhaps find something you do enjoy doing and you can last longer.
July 23, 2013 — 11:54 AM
terribleminds says:
(I agree with you by and large, though in terms of the “won’t get far in this business,” it’s worth noting that Mister ADB here is a published author with a long list of writing credits to his name, as an FYI.) 🙂
July 23, 2013 — 11:56 AM
Aaron Dembski-Bowden says:
It comes down to context. I love “weaving storylines” (whatever that actually means), but to me the moments of satisfaction come in the breaks between writing one page and another, or the moments of reflection where I crack a plot hole that’s been lingering, and so on. I don’t enjoy staring at my screen for 14 hours a day in terms of trying to think of the right words, but I do it because it’s what I’m good at, and I enjoy everything else besides the actual hitting of fingers to keys. Writing is much more than throwing words onto a screen. Good writing, anyway.
I find something difficult, and I’m honest enough to admit it. Strangely enough, it’s only the published/successful writers I know that call writing a grind that they often don’t enjoy (yet they’re compelled to do it), whereas it’s the enthusiastic but less-experienced ones that insist every moment is magical and it should always come in a smooth and silken flood, akin to a titan’s jizz. I’m on holiday riot now, and doing my damnedest not to just sit in the hotel and write, because I’ve got so many ideas I want to get down into my current (eighth) novel. But writing is difficult, and I often do it to ease the compulsion. Not writing feels worse than writing. But writing is much harder than not writing.
I admire anyone that can say, with a straight face, that the worst part is when they have to stop writing for the day. That’s incredible. I’m almost scared to compare careers, except for the fact that many of the best writers I’ve met and/or admired for years have said they don’t enjoy actually writing in terms of getting words down on the page. For some people, it’s lancing a boil. For others, meditation. For others, pure pleasure.
There’s no one way, and Chuck wasn’t implying there was. He makes enough of a point 100 other times to note how difficult it can be to get motivated or to continue. I now have 7 novels released, I’m lucky enough to get almost ludicrously favourable reviews nine times out of ten, and I’m a New York Times bestseller, twice. But I can’t lie and say it’s this wonderful process of joy. Writing, to me, is changing shitty nappies, feeding the helpless little fucker, and listening to its cuntish bawling for 14 hours a day. Luckily, between all of that, there are times you get to kick a football around the garden, or push him on a swing and see him smile, or read a book together and hear him say a new word.
It’s moments of joy between sweat and headaches. But, like parenting, those moments are worth it.
July 23, 2013 — 1:09 PM
terribleminds says:
“Writing is much more than throwing words onto a screen. Good writing, anyway.”
But see, that’s exactly it. You enjoy the large part of it, which to me says, you enjoy writing. Even if you don’t enjoy the mechanical act of putting words together at the moment of their little sentence-baby conception.
That said —
“the best writers I’ve met and/or admired for years have said they don’t enjoy actually writing in terms of getting words down on the page”
Is a little dangerous in terms of an assumption. It suggests that those who do enjoy it aren’t that great or worth admiring.
And, from a personal perspective, given that I’ve said I enjoy it, that clearly doesn’t mark me among who you consider best or admirable. Which is entirely fair, I suppose, if sad-making.
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 1:14 PM
Aaron Dembski-Bowden says:
You write a blog about how hard writing is, fuelling the greasy fingertips of countless souls. Me among them. Katie prints out your motivationals and presents me with them, which is weird given that you’re supposed to be my pal, and not a famous Internet person who inspires my wife and everyone else.
So, hush. You know I love you, and your work. (AT LEAST I READ YOURS, ASSHOLE. Ahem.)
You’re right about the assumption. Poor phrasing on my part. But I totally did pre-cover my booty with “Many of the best…”, which is vile and anecdotal, but totally true.
Though… it might also indicate I meet some truly miserable men and women.
July 23, 2013 — 1:23 PM
terribleminds says:
I LOVE YOU TOO
*throws flowers at you*
Ahem.
What I mean is, yeah, no, you gotta start publishing books that aren’t like, Warhammer. I read that early fantasy novel of yours (or what you handed me anyway) way back when and it was aces. I consider it a great shame the world does not have a lot of your original work heaped upon its bookshelves.
— c.
July 23, 2013 — 1:28 PM
Aaron Dembski-Bowden says:
Soon. Soon. I’ve been getting pleasantly/alarmingly headhunted by publishers and agents the last year, but it comes down to time, and… whatever. I’m not quick. But I’ll save this for an email, soon.
Regarding the post, can I just make it clear that I don’t think it’s necessary or admirable to suffer for your art, either. And maybe if you do, you *are* doing it wrong. But, thankfully you’re still doing it.
I came along to disagree, and have had my perceptions irritatingly altered. I’m on holiday, man. I didn’t need this.
July 23, 2013 — 1:39 PM
terribleminds says:
WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP.
*twitches*
July 23, 2013 — 1:44 PM
Daniel Johnson says:
Alright man. Good discussion. You’ve made your point, and I love you for it. I won’t go picking apart your nice little closing. I’ll just leave you with this. It’s just as simple as we’re two very different people, which is awesome. Who would want to be the same as everyone else? I have a hankering that you’re a really great writer and an even better person. So, I’ll urge you to keep your head up and your fingers typing.
I wish you the best.
July 23, 2013 — 5:58 PM
Liz Blocker (@lizblocker) says:
“But writing is difficult, and I often do it to ease the compulsion. Not writing feels worse than writing. But writing is much harder than not writing.”
That is exactly how I feel most of the time.There are the rare, wonderful days when it does feel magical and easy, and then there are all of the other days.
Thank you for saying all of this.
July 24, 2013 — 9:23 AM
Priscilla says:
I guess it depends on what you mean – and, judging by your other comments, now I get it better.
But, to add my two cents, I don’t think there’s anyone who enjoys every single step of writing or writing all the time and above it all. It’s delusional to think this should happen, like it’s delusional to think every marriage should be made of wild sex and romantic dinners only. Nothing in this life works like this and which parts will be good and which will be tolerable depends on each person.
As for me, I love building characters and making things happen to those characters more than the act of putting one word after another. But word crafting is fun because I know I’m bringing my stories to life. It’s the way I chose to bring them to life, after all. And there are other ways to do this for people who don’t like writing. Using the jogging metaphor, I hate jogging, but I wanna be hot and healthy. Luckily for me, there are many ways I can be hot and healthy that don’t involve jogging.
I think it’s ok to enjoy the final product more than the process, but the process has to be worth it. Nobody is obliged to write, so nobody should do it unless it feels good.
July 23, 2013 — 4:08 PM
Eric Kovach says:
Yeah, I’m just going to change my name to Wrongy W. Wrongerstein.
July 23, 2013 — 11:29 AM
Clancy Metzger says:
You always make me laugh and think. Thanks
July 23, 2013 — 11:54 AM
Chelsea says:
Shitkittens? That’s the most amazing word I’ve ever heard. I’m officially renaming my cats: Chuck and Shitkitten.
July 23, 2013 — 12:07 PM
terribleminds says:
I approve of this change.
July 23, 2013 — 12:14 PM
judithflickinger says:
Now I’m, REALLY depressed!
July 23, 2013 — 12:26 PM