Apple-Obsessed Author Fella

So, How’s The Writing Going, Cats And Kittens?

Check-up time.

TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.

Maybe that’s a different kind of check-up.

Still, I like these gowns.

ASSLESS.

Which is really a misnomer, isn’t it? Because they’re not ass-less. They’re ass-ful. By revealing the buttocks, you have wildly increased the assfulness quotient, yeah?

Whatever.

What I’m trying to say is, hey! Writer-types!

How’s it going?

What are you writing?

What kinds of things are you finding hard in your writing?

What’s easy?

What’s surprising?

What have you learned?

What do you need?

How is the whole writer’s existence?

Let’s hear ’em. Shout up from the trenches: how goes the penmonkey thing?