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Flash Fiction Challenge: Pick Three Sentences And Write

Last week I said, HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN, and then I realized I wasn’t yelling at kids on my lawn but writers on my blog and so then I was like HEY YOU WRITERS WRITE ME A SENTENCE. And a bunch of you did.

Your job now is to scan the comments at that post and find three sentences you like. Use them in a single story, any genre, without any limitation except their inclusion. Be sure to provide credit to the original authors of the sentences you use.

Length: ~2000 words

Due by: Fri, Aug 26th, noon EST

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN AND GET TO WRITIN

Melanie Meadors: Five Things I Learned Editing Hath No Fury

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Last year, around this time, Joe Martin invited me to co-edit an anthology with him. It was to be a celebration of strong female characters, inspired by our desire at Ragnarok Publications to diversify our anthologies a bit more. Even when we have awesome women writing for us, so often the characters were still men. We wanted to have a spotlight on the ladies, to explore new themes, to flip some tropes on their heads, and above all, to have fun. But of course, no venture passes without a few learning experiences.

Editing an anthology is a lot like gardening.

I knew going into this project that anthologies were a lot of work. I’ve worked with authors for a long time, and I am one. I know the challenges of working with creative types. It’s like herding the most awesome cats ever, and I wouldn’t change anything about it. But there is an element of acceptance you have to have when you go into it. You have to accept that some authors might need more help than others. You have to accept that some will need deadline extensions, and you have to accept that some are used to working in a particular way, and no other way will work. As an editor, you have to let go of your ego a bit. You are the curator, the cultivator, but the authors are the creators. An anthology is an organic thing that grows and surprises and amazes. When you plant a garden, you can have a plan, you can plant the right seeds, and water it, fertilize it, make sure it gets enough sun. But the most fun and rewarding part of the garden, at least I think, is seeing how all the plants work together in full bloom to make a lovely whole. And as the gardener, you have to step back and watch it grow and bloom, because if you fiddle with it too much, if you try to control the outcome too much, you over-prune and things seem forced and the plants aren’t as strong. In an anthology, it’s amazing how the stories end up supporting each other in ways that were completely unplanned, but it makes the whole book come together. You have to step back and allow that to happen.

You can’t make everyone happy all the time.

Joe Martin and I did this anthology because we felt we wanted to have a collection showing all the ways women were awesome. We really loved what we were seeing out there as far as female characters, and wanted to see how we could contribute to that. We wanted to push the limits, explore the different ways strength could be shown, etc. We invited both men and women to contribute, because I am strongly of the opinion that a good writer can write from any character’s point of view. Women can write men, men can write women. And I’m pleased with the ratio we ended up having. We selected our authors very carefully to make sure the anthology represented what we wanted it to. When we announced the anthology, the response was overwhelmingly positive. Even when I invited authors to take part, and they couldn’t for whatever reason, they expressed great regret. But then, of course, once the Kickstarter started, we began to see comments like, “I wouldn’t touch that SJW garbage with a ten-foot pole!” and “God, another thing with these people trying to take over the genre.” “Here we go again, another anthology that sacrifices quality for their SJW agenda.” Now, these things didn’t hurt me at all. First of all, I was prepared for them. You can’t celebrate women, or any other minority, without attracting the ire of certain groups. And as far as sacrificing quality, I knew I had put the weeks of work into this book, getting authors like Seanan McGuire, William C. Dietz, Lian Hearn, Carol Berg, Delilah S. Dawson, and more, to make sure we had the top level stories people would expect from any Ragnarok anthology. And that’s the thing. Go into a project knowing that you put your all into it, go into it knowing why you are going into it, and your confidence will carry you through. If people have serious constructive questions, I think about them a lot, but I’m able to answer them nine time out of ten pretty easily because I did a lot of soul searching before anything about this project went public.

Speculative fiction is literature, too.

We’ve heard genre fiction called “the ghetto,” we’ve heard commercial fiction trashed because, *gasp* there is money involved. Lord forbid stories should be fun! And authors making money? How scandalous! It’s an age old thing that’s been going on since genre was invented. Now, I have always just dismissed this thing, but I will tell you, nothing more firmly cemented the fact that genre fiction is no less “literary” than so-called literary fiction faster than working on this anthology. Watching the process these authors went through to come up with their story ideas was both awesome and humbling. I actually get weepy when I look at some of these stories, not because of the content, but because of the work and thought the authors put into them. One could think, “Oh, a book centered on female protagonists. I’ll just have a woman save the world!” But I don’t think a single one of our authors had that thought. We have stories in there from folks experimenting with the ideas of different types of strength, different types of women. Can a story be fun while still having a message? Does a story NEED a message? Do strong women have to be young? Are women strong in a vacuum? The fact that all these questions were raised, yet all the stories in this book are amazing fun, moving, action-packed, and thrilling just really puts the argument of literary vs genre to rest for me. Words can’t express how awesome it’s been to work with these authors over the past few months.

Awesome talent doesn’t just live on the New York Times Bestseller list.

The NYT and USA Today Bestseller lists are good tools for seeing what folks are interested in reading. As a publicity and marketing person, when I was curating stories for Hath No Fury, I paid close attention to numbers. I mean, what’s the point in making a book if no one’s going to read it, right? I wanted to make sure we had some really strong names there to support us. But at the same time, it was really important to me that we had the best stories we could possibly collect, AND it was important that I gave new people a chance to be in the book. I knew, theoretically, that sales did not necessarily reflect quality. And after looking at the stories in this book, now I know it in practice, too. We have a lot of midlisters and a couple of pretty new authors in the contents as well, and their stories are all of equal quality to the bestsellers. So the lesson is, if you haven’t heard of an author, give them a chance anyway! Sure, you’ll come across some clunkers, but I find bad books on the NYT bestsellers list as well. There are some amazing stories out there waiting to be read.

Writing “Five Things” posts takes a lot of time.

My day job is as an author publicist. Authors and publishers hire me, in part, to find venues for them to talk about their work and books. And an inevitable part of any publicity campaign is the author calling me, sobbing, “OK, UNCLE, enough, I can’t write another blog post. I’m dying, plus I have another book to work on…” In response to which I usually laugh maniacally and say, “DRINK YOUR MEDICINE, IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!” Well, the shoe is on the other foot, now. I need to do a lot of publicity for the Hath No Fury campaign, while still editing the stories, and working on my own novel (I got a request from an agent the other day, so I’m scrambling to perfect the first twenty pages), AND doing day job stuff. It’s…a lot. You don’t want to just spew out posts left and right. You want the posts to represent the best of you so people will actually want to check out your work, rather than saying, “Who the hell is this quack?” So I have full sympathy for all my author clients…but at the same time, I know it’s necessary, and I actually love reaching out to readers in this way and engaging with them. So it’s all worth it in the end.

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Hell Hath No Fury: Kickstarter

BIO: Melanie R. Meadors is the author of fantasy and science fiction stories where heroes don’t always carry swords and knights in shining armor often lose to nerds who study their weaknesses. She’s been known to befriend wandering garden gnomes, do battle with metal-eating squirrels, and has been called a superhero on more than one occasion. Her work has been published in several magazines, and was a finalist in the 2014 Jim Baen Memorial Science Fiction Contest. Melanie is also a freelance author publicist and publicity/marketing coordinator for both Ragnarok Publications (where she is also associate publisher) and Mechanical Muse, an independent gaming company. She blogs regularly for The Once and Future Podcast and GeekMom. Her short story “A Whole-Hearted Halfling” is in the anthology Champions of Aetaltis, available now on Amazon. She is the co-editor of Hath No Fury, an anthology celebrating women in speculative fiction, which is currently on Kickstarter and includes stories from Seanan McGuire, Carol Berg, Elaine Cunningham, Bradley P. Beaulieu, Philippa Ballantine, Anton Strout, and more. Follow Melanie on Facebook and on Twitter as @MelanieRMeadors, and visit her website at melaniermeadors.com

Defense Against The Dark Ants: Invasive Is Out Now

INVASIVE is out now! Kirkus said it best in its — *shines an apple* — starred review, “Think Thomas Harris’ Will Graham and Clarice Starling rolled into one and pitched on the knife’s edge of a scenario that makes Jurassic Park look like a carnival ride.”

If you don’t mind spreading the word about it, I’d sure appreciate it.

Feel free to nab it wherever books are sold:

Indiebound | Amazon | B&N | iBooks

Also, don’t forget to join me tomorrow, 8.17, at Doylestown Book Shop, where I’ll be signing and talking about the book, and also there might be edible ants there if you want some, mmmm. *licks fingers* Also, 9.22 I’ll be at Let’s Play Books in Emmaus (with cupcakes!).

And now, I present to you —

10 25 reasons to buy Invasive.

By little chucky wendig, age 11 and a half.

1. Because you like exciting biological creature feature thrillers!

2. Because hey, free trip to Hawaii! I mean, sorta?

3. BECAUSE YOU HATE ANTS AND WANT TO SEE THEM PUNISHED. (Seriously, right now, ant infestations are epic across the US because of weather patterns and because of summer ending, so this book will give you a vicarious thrill. It’ll even give you ideas as to how to COMBAT THE MYRMIDONIAN MENACE. Hell, you can use the book to squash them if you want. Not that I advocate hurting animals or insects! No animals were harmed in the making of this book. Except I punched a cow once around chapter 14 — that cow knows what it did.)

4. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ANTS AND HATE PEOPLE.

5. Because cool contest, bro.

6. Because if you don’t buy the book I’ll keep sending ants to your house. *shakes ant jar* *stares at you* *stares harder* *shakes ant jar harder* Ha ha, no, it’s okay, I’m not totally threatening you with ants. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Just buy the book.

7. Because

GET-ANTS8.Because if you look inside the book OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE

9. Because I think this is my best book yet.

10. Because RT Book Reviews said one of the coolest things anybody has ever said about me or my books: “Chuck Wendig can congratulate himself on a stunning new achievement: becoming the architect of all my future nightmares.”

11. Because B&N SFF blog said, “Invasive begins at a run and quickly goes careening down an icy mountain road in a truck full of dynamite. With no brakes. He augments that breathless punch with a plot that channels the technology-run-amok spirit of Michael Crichton operating in peak form.”

12. Because you liked Zer0es. This is not a sequel to that book, but is set in the same universe and a few of the same characters show up (Hollis Copper) and maybe, just maybe, with these books I’m building to something bigger. (Note: you do not need to read Zer0es to understand Invasive.)

13. Because this happens:

14. Because Ez Choi. (Read it, you’ll see.)

15. Because Orange Bitey Thing. (Also read it, you’ll see.) (No, not a nickname for Trump.)

16. Because it’s not really — or not just — a book about ants. It’s a book about the future. And about anxiety. And about fear and hope, and about optimism and pessimism, and about the terror and wonder of modern life. Also, ants.

17. Because Hannah Stander is one of my favoritest heroines I’ve ever written. The daughter of doomsday preppers, she’s now a futurist and a consultant for the FBI, helping to advise them on near-future threats for which they are woefully unprepared. She is a character besieged by anxiety for the future but also buoyed by her hopes for what humankind is capable of creating. I hope we’ll see more of Hannah in the future.

18. Because Publishers Weekly said: “With this cinematic thriller’s unusual setting, horror imagery, twisty plot, and grittily determined protagonist, fans of Michael Crichton will feel right at home.”

19. Because Crimespree Magazine said: “Invasive is one part locked room mystery, one part 1950’s monster movie, and one part cutting-edge scientific thriller.”

20. Because if you don’t buy it how else will I pay for tacos. RIDDLE ME THAT, BATMAN.

21. Because you want to find out what’s going on with Han Solo and — wait, no, that’s Star Wars: Aftermath: Life Debt: Jar-Jar’s Erotic Awakening. Never mind.

22. Because Michael Patrick Hicks calls it: “the spiritual lovechild of Michael Crichton and The X-Files.”

23. Because Ed Yong, brilliant science writer, said:

(Seriously, buy his book: I Contain Multitudes, about micro-biome. Stop viewing life through the keyhole. His book is funny and sharp and smart and DAMNIT GET YOUR LEARNIN’ ON.)

24. Because bestselling sci-fi legend John Scalzi said of Invasive: “CHUCK I HAVE CALLED THE COPS YOU NEED TO STOP SHOVING FISTFULS OF ANTS UNDER MY DOOR I WON’T READ YOUR STUPID BOOK,” ha ha ha, what a kidder that guy is, I assume he means, “It was real good, Best Friend Chuck.” To which I would respond, “Thanks, Best Friend John,” and then we’d jump up and freeze-frame high-five as the credits to our jaunty sitcom scrolled over us.

25. BECAUSE LOOK THE BOOK COMES WITH REAL ANTS AND IF YOU DON’T BUY IT THE ANTS WILL EAT ME AND EAT YOU AND EAT ALL OF US oh god they’ve already taken over everything they’re everywhere they control the earth

Macro Monday Knows The Definition Of Formication

OH GOD HE’S AS BIG AS A ROTTWEILER

IT’S A MONSTER

IT’S CLICKING AT ME

SEND BORAX AND SUGAR

Fine, no, he’s not some gi-hugic ant, it’s just an ant at the end of my macro lens. This one is Camponotus pennsylvanicus — the black carpenter ant. And of course he’s just here, surely excited to revel in tomorrow’s release of Invasive. And hey, did you see there’s a contest?

There’s a contest. A photo contest! Details here.

Also, speaking of ants, I highly recommend this fascinating article on the Argentine ant — an invasive species, hint hint — at Ars Technica by the awesome Annalee Newitz.

See you tomorrow for the release of Invasive

Nab it here:

Indiebound | Amazon | B&N

The Invasive Photo Contest!

GET-ANTS

Tomorrow, Invasive comes out.

*opens mouth, river of ants pours out*

I MEAN HA HA WHAT.

*shoves ants back in mouth, clears throat*

What I’m saying is, hey, maybe you want to get a copy. And maybe you want to take a photo of that copy and you want to send it to me at terribleminds at gmail dot com. And then maybe I’ll take those photos and I’ll look for the funniest or weirdest or coolest ones, and I’ll pick one as my favorite. Then I’ll pick a random draw from the rest. THEN I WILL DISTRIBUTE PRIZES, RAINING THEM UPON YOU LIKE A SHOWER OF ANTS.

Hey, ha ha, I totally didn’t say that.

I definitely won’t send you ants.

(I might send you ants.)

This is a contest.

As such, there are rules.

First, you get one entry only.

Second, you need to send that one photo to me at that email listed (terribleminds at gmail).

Third, the photo must contain a physical copy of the book. It can also contain you, if you want to be in the photo. But you don’t need to be in the photo if you don’t want to be.

Fourth, this contest is open only to US residents only. Shipping is tricky internationally.

Fifth, all photos are due by 11:59PM EST on Sunday, the 28th (EDIT: adding an extra week to the contest, as some have asked for time!). I’ll pick winners and announce them here at ye olde blogghaus on Tuesday, the 30th. Note that all photos will be posted to my Flickr account, so, don’t send me anything you don’t want public.

[Edit: Photoshop — note this is a contest, not a Photoshop contest. A little is fine in terms of cleaning up the photo, of course, BECAUSE WHAT AM I, A SAVAGE.]

Finally, the prizes are as follows —

Prize, the First:

I will pick my favorite. You will receive a big box of my books, all of them devalued with an autograph. These books include but are not limited to: the Miriam Black series, my two Star Wars books, the Heartland trilogy, the Atlanta Burns books, and more. You will also receive an ant stuffed animal — Lasius niger, the common garden ant. So cute! So mandibley! Finally, I will send you some form of edible ant snacks. Your choice whether that’s a salty snack, or chocolate, or lollipops. (Or omakase — dealer’s choice!) SEE TOLD YOU I WILL SEND YOU ANTS.

Prize, the Second:

I will pick one random draw to receive a prize pack of stuff from Harper Voyager books.

That’s it. Them’s the rules, that’s the score.

This is your last day to pre-order Invasive, by the by:

Indiebound | Amazon | B&N

PLEASE TO ENJOY.

Flash Fiction Challenge: Write One Sentence

The task here is as simple as it is delicate, as difficult as it is complicated — go into the comments and write one sentence. No more. Just one entry. This sentence should be no more than fifteen words long. It will not be two sentences, but rather, just one. It needn’t be an opening line or a closing line. It need only be a sentence in a story that has not yet been written.

Then, next week, we will use these sentences to create a new story.

Length: one sentence, up to fifteen words, entered into the comment section below.

Due by: 8/19, noon EST.

Imagine your sentence.

Choose it wisely.

Write it down for all to see.