{"id":9213,"date":"2011-06-10T00:01:12","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T04:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=9213"},"modified":"2011-06-08T14:30:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T18:30:58","slug":"flash-fiction-challenge-dirty-ass-sex-moves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/06\/10\/flash-fiction-challenge-dirty-ass-sex-moves\/","title":{"rendered":"Flash Fiction Challenge: Dirty-Ass Sex Moves"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week’s challenge — “DOLL HEADS<\/strong><\/span><\/a>” — is ready to be read when you click the link.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Sex moves with hilarious nicknames.<\/p>\n

The Cleveland Steamer. The Glass-Bottom Boat. The Dirty Sanchez.<\/p>\n

That’s the theme of this week’s flash fiction challenge.<\/p>\n

For a mega-complete-holy-shit list, check out this link: “List Of Sex Moves<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.”<\/p>\n

That link is NSFW, by the by. Uhh, big time. In case you couldn’t figure that out, genius.<\/p>\n

First, it’s worth reading just… y’know. Because.<\/em><\/p>\n

“Alligator Fuckhouse.”<\/p>\n

“Grumblefoot Grabapple.”<\/p>\n

“The Leprechaun’s Revenge.”<\/p>\n

C’mon. C’moooon<\/em>. You can’t tell me those don’t sound like killer short story titles, yeah? Yeah.<\/p>\n

That’s your task. Grab one such term, use it as the title to your fiction.<\/p>\n

For this week, let’s blow out the limit the way you might blow out your orifices if you tried half of these sex moves — no limit on word count. Big or small as you like.<\/p>\n

I don’t care if the story features the sex move or even refers to it outside the move-as-title.<\/p>\n

But, then again, now’s your opportunity to write some down-and-dirty fugged-up shiznit. After all, some of the descriptions on these sex moves are hilarious and disturbing. Use those as you see fit.<\/p>\n

Peruse the list.<\/p>\n

Choose a sex move.<\/p>\n

Write a story with that sex move as the title.<\/p>\n

No limit on word count. No limit to genre. You’ve got one week. Return the tale by Friday, 6\/17, at 12 noon EST. Post on your blog, then drop a link to the story in the comments.<\/p>\n

Go forth and get nasty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last week’s challenge — “DOLL HEADS” — is ready to be read when you click the link. Sex moves with hilarious nicknames. The Cleveland Steamer. The Glass-Bottom Boat. The Dirty Sanchez. That’s the theme of this week’s flash fiction challenge. For a mega-complete-holy-shit list, check out this link: “List Of Sex Moves.” That link is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[75],"class_list":{"0":"post-9213","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-fridayflash","9":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-2oB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9213"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9219,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9213\/revisions\/9219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}