{"id":9014,"date":"2011-05-27T00:01:57","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T04:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=9014"},"modified":"2011-05-27T07:18:42","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T11:18:42","slug":"flash-fiction-challenge-the-unexpected-guest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/05\/27\/flash-fiction-challenge-the-unexpected-guest\/","title":{"rendered":"Flash Fiction Challenge: &#8220;The Unexpected Guest&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may note that, oops, last Friday, I didn&#8217;t post a flash fiction challenge.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not because I don&#8217;t love you. But rather, because the timer on my wife&#8217;s uterine oven went off prematurely, signaling that the brownies we thought were still baking were now ready.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Transmissions From Baby-Town\" href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/05\/23\/transmissions-from-baby-town\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Which means our son was born two weeks early<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So, getting a flash fiction challenge up was not on my &#8220;to-do&#8221; list that day.<\/p>\n<p>BUT WE&#8217;RE BACK. After all, the baby&#8217;s out, so he&#8217;s pretty much on his own now. What? Tough love, baby. It&#8217;s a hard world. I duct taped a little spear into his rubbery hands and painted him up like Braveheart.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;ll figure it out.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, let&#8217;s sign up a hot tasty new flash fiction challenge, one with a little extra juice on the line in the form of FREE E-BOOKS.<\/p>\n<h3>The Challenge<\/h3>\n<p>Flash fiction, 1000 words. The subject?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<strong>An unexpected guest.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Interpret that as you see fit.<\/p>\n<p>Any genre is apropos.<\/p>\n<p>You have one week. I&#8217;ll want all entries done up and linked to here by noon (EST) next Friday (6\/3\/11).<\/p>\n<p>You know the drill: write it on your own blog, link back to here if you&#8217;re so kind, then drop a link to <em>your<\/em> blog here in the comments section of this very post. Ta-da!<\/p>\n<h3>The Free E-Books<\/h3>\n<p>Assuming we have more than 10 entries, I&#8217;ll pick my favorite 10 out of the bunch. Those writers can have a free copy of either <strong>IRREGULAR CREATURES<\/strong> or <strong>CONFESSIONS OF A FREELANCE PENMONKEY<\/strong> in PDF, Kindle, or Nook format. Just make sure to have your tales in under the deadline.<\/p>\n<p>And that, squids and squallops, is all she wrote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BUT WE&#8217;RE BACK. After all, the baby&#8217;s out, so he&#8217;s pretty much on his own now. It&#8217;s a hard world. I duct taped a little spear into his rubbery hands and painted him up like Braveheart. He&#8217;ll figure it out. In the meantime, let&#8217;s sign up a hot tasty new flash fiction challenge, one with a little extra juice on the line in the form of FREE E-BOOKS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[71],"class_list":{"0":"post-9014","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-fiction","9":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-2lo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9014"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9053,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9014\/revisions\/9053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}