{"id":8451,"date":"2011-04-07T13:07:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T17:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=8451"},"modified":"2011-04-07T13:07:39","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T17:07:39","slug":"the-mighty-endjaculation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/04\/07\/the-mighty-endjaculation\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mighty Endjaculation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love ending a story.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s why:<\/p>\n<p>Because eventually you reach a space where it&#8217;s the point of no return. You&#8217;ve been building. And building. Climbing the hill. Worrying at the bone with your teeth. And suddenly it&#8217;s all there. You can only go down. It all comes together how it has to come together and &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Well, use whatever metaphor you like.<\/p>\n<p>Roller coaster cresting a hill.<\/p>\n<p>Throwing up and purging after a long night of feeling like shit.<\/p>\n<p>The climactic ejaculation &#8212; the blog-titular &#8220;mighty endjaculation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You either get there or you don&#8217;t. If you get there, you know it adds up. Maybe it&#8217;s not good, but sweet fuck, it <em>adds up<\/em>. And it happens fast, too. You have momentum. You use gravity. That&#8217;s the best part about writing an ending, or even a whole third act. No more confusion. Only a kind of weird eerie purity. The way is clear. Run, fuck, kill, or die. You&#8217;ve already jumped off the bridge. Now all you gotta do is <em>fall<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>It happened when I finished <strong>Blackbirds<\/strong>. I hit the last act and it all just burped out of me.<\/p>\n<p>It happened when I finished the script for <strong>HiM<\/strong>. We knew where it needed to go and how it was going to happen and when the time came to bang it out, those last days of writing I was hitting 10, 15 pages a day.<\/p>\n<p>It happened just now, 20 minutes ago, when I finished <strong>Double Dead<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Wrote 4k day before yesterday. Wrote 4k yesterday. Today? <em>7k<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Double Dead <\/strong>is double done.<\/p>\n<p>And by &#8220;double done&#8221; I mean &#8220;not actually done at all.&#8221; This is just the first draft. I gotta do a pass. Editor&#8217;s gotta do a pass. Writing is rewriting, after all. But I will say, it feels good. I&#8217;m happy. For today, at least. And I&#8217;m going to run with that. Run with it all the way home, cackling, giggling, doing cartwheels. Metaphorical carthwheels. If I tried to do the real thing, I&#8217;d break my fool neck.<\/p>\n<p>For now, I breathe a big giant exhalation of air.<\/p>\n<p>Who wants some whisky?<\/p>\n<p>*clink*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Double Dead is double done. And by &#8220;double done&#8221; I mean &#8220;not actually done at all.&#8221; This is just the first draft. I gotta do a pass. Editor&#8217;s gotta do a pass. Writing is rewriting, after all. But I will say, it feels good. I&#8217;m happy. For today, at least. And I&#8217;m going to run with that. Run with it all the way home, cackling, giggling, doing cartwheels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11,3],"class_list":{"0":"post-8451","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-chuckwendig","8":"tag-writing","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-2cj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8451"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8458,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8451\/revisions\/8458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}