{"id":8094,"date":"2011-03-05T00:01:30","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T05:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=8094"},"modified":"2011-03-04T15:50:25","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T20:50:25","slug":"gone-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/03\/05\/gone-fishing\/","title":{"rendered":"Gone Fishing"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We here at terribleminds <\/strong>(and by “we” I mean myself and whatever multiple personalities have splintered from the core persona<\/em> at any given moment in time) have decided to —<\/p>\n

*crash of thunder*<\/p>\n

Take weekends off from this point forward.<\/p>\n

Dry your eyes, pretty ponies. Be still your trembling hearts. Do not wail! Gnash not your teeth. Okay, you can gnash them a little. It makes me feel loved<\/em> when you tear clumps of hair from your head and punch holes in your dry wall. I will allow you this rage-fed luxury. Just take pictures.<\/p>\n

But, yeah. Weekends from now on are, generally speaking, a “no new post” or, rather, “post-free” zone. Reason being, I’m busy as hell. That’s only going to get worse when the Heir to Der Wendighaus — aka “Poop Monster” or “Chubbs McCoy” or any other host of unruly made-up nicknames — is born this spring. Ironically, I’m not actually taking the weekends off so much as I am using some of my weekend time to prep blog posts for the week. As it stands now I tend to tackle a new post the night before I post it, but I’d like a little extra dollop of lead-time whenever possible.<\/p>\n

So, that’s the scoop, lords and ladies.<\/p>\n

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We here at terribleminds (and by “we” I mean myself and whatever multiple personalities have splintered from the core persona at any given moment in time) have decided to — *crash of thunder*
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