{"id":7886,"date":"2011-02-20T08:18:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T13:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=7886"},"modified":"2011-02-20T08:18:41","modified_gmt":"2011-02-20T13:18:41","slug":"the-carnival-of-pimpage-is-open-for-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/02\/20\/the-carnival-of-pimpage-is-open-for-business\/","title":{"rendered":"The Carnival Of Pimpage Is Open"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Cue<\/a> As noted yesterday in my missive of squawks and hoots, I think it’s important to use the Internet for good<\/em> as well as evil<\/em>. Here, then, is another expression of that.<\/p>\n

Put on your pimp hat (mine is denim fringe). Whip out your pimp cane (mine is topped with a golden dodo skull). Slip on your pimp slippers (mine are made from the hide of a rare lavender ermine who, as a baby ermine<\/em>, was fed a constant diet of smooth jazz). Because it’s time to do some pimping.<\/p>\n

I want you to pimp somebody or something.<\/p>\n

Not yourself. Not one of your own projects.<\/p>\n

The work of another. A blog post. A book. A game. A tweet.<\/p>\n

Or, if not their work, fuck it, just say something awesome about somebody. Regale the world with tales, tales about your pimp target’s kind ways, tremendous hands, humorous outlook, and truly magnificent genitals.<\/p>\n

I will use my time on the pimp floor<\/em> to point you once more to author Robert McCammon.<\/p>\n

McCammon is why I write.<\/p>\n

I won’t sit here and regale you with an obsequious soliloquy of why he will rock your eyeface because, frankly, I already did that shit (no, seriously, blog post right here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>).<\/p>\n

I’ll merely note this: the man, once retired from writing because the industry tried to pigeonhole him, is back with new books that you damn well better pre-order.<\/p>\n

First up: THE FIVE<\/strong>, his first true horror novel in a while, about a rock band? And an Iraq war vet? Not sure where it goes from there, but if it’s from McCammon, it’s going to get twisted. You can pre-order the book over at Subterranean Press<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Second up: THE HUNTER IN THE WOODS <\/strong>revisits the Nazi-killing werewolf spy, Michael Gallatin in a series of short stories and novellas. (If you haven’t read the novel featuring Gallatin, THE WOLF’S HOUR, do that immediately or be cast out of my drum circle.) Once again, you can pre-order this collection over yonder hills at Subterranean Press<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

This is actually also a good time to note that Subterranean Press has an impressive list of other pre-orders<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, which features kick-ass writers such as Ray Bradbury, China Mieville, John Scalzi and Joe Lansdale. They are one of my favorite small publishers.<\/p>\n

So, there you go. The pimp-doors are open.<\/p>\n

Pimp-walk your ass inside and get to pimpin’<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I want you to pimp somebody or something. Not yourself. Not one of your own projects. The work of another. A blog post. A book. A game. A tweet. Or, if not their work, fuck it, just say something awesome about somebody. Regale the world with tales, tales about your pimp target’s kind ways, tremendous hands, humorous outlook, and truly magnificent genitals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,8],"class_list":{"0":"post-7886","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-advice","8":"tag-rantsandramblings","10":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-23c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7886"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7896,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7886\/revisions\/7896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}