{"id":7172,"date":"2011-01-01T00:01:40","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T05:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=7172"},"modified":"2010-12-31T10:57:03","modified_gmt":"2010-12-31T15:57:03","slug":"top-20-terribleminds-posts-of-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2011\/01\/01\/top-20-terribleminds-posts-of-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 20 Terribleminds Posts Of 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Terrible<\/a><\/p>\n

Purely out of sheer amusement, I decided to compile the Top 20 posts of the year here at jolly ol’ terribleminds<\/strong>. Now, to be clear, between my three sources of reporting (WP_Stats, Google Analytics, CyStats), I get pretty wildly different numbers as to hits and views and what-not, but overall they seem to agree that these are the most viewed<\/em> over the course of the last 365 days.<\/p>\n

Please to enjoy.<\/p>\n

Or, y’know, don’t.<\/p>\n

Thpth<\/em>.<\/p>\n

1: Beware of Writer<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

2: Want To Be A Freelancer? Just Punch Yourself In The Face, Instead<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

3: NaNoWhoNow? NaNoWriMo Dos and Don’ts<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

4: The Writer’s Prayer (The Penmonkey Paean)<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

5: Avatar Porn Will Destroy Us All<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

6: Here’s How To Be A Writer<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

7: Why You Should Freelance (Despite All That Face-Punching Business)<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

8: Why You’re A Sucky Editor<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

9: Oh To Hell With It, Let’s Talk About Piracy<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

10: Should I Self-Publish? A Motherfucking Checklist<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

11: The Truth About Turtle Penis<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

12: Murdering Unicorns: Ending The Myths That Poison A Writer’s Life<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

13: Why You Won’t Finish That Novel<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

14: A Gentleman’s Guide To Proper Beard Maintenance<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

15: I Must Renew My Contract With Dread Mistress Pauley Perrette<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

16: Why You Probably Still Suck As A Writer<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

17: Breaking The Lemniscate: The Ending Of Inception<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

18: Fuck It, It’s Time To Talk About My Beard<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

19: My Beard Come So Fat, I Wanna Do Laser<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

20: “A Radioactive Monkey<\/strong><\/span><\/a>”<\/p>\n

And there you have it.<\/p>\n

I am, of course, interested: did you<\/em> have a favorite post of the year?<\/p>\n

It’s okay if you didn’t.<\/p>\n

I mean, sure, it’ll be another tear-stained pillow night for me. But you’re used to that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Purely out of sheer amusement, I decided to compile the Top 20 posts of the year here at jolly ol’ terribleminds. Now, to be clear, between my three sources of reporting (WP_Stats, Google Analytics, CyStats), I get pretty wildly different numbers as to hits and views and what-not, but overall they seem to agree that these are the most viewed over the course of the last 365 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30],"class_list":{"0":"post-7172","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","7":"tag-terribleminds","9":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-1RG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7172"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7177,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172\/revisions\/7177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}