{"id":60255,"date":"2025-02-20T13:54:54","date_gmt":"2025-02-20T18:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=60255"},"modified":"2025-02-20T13:59:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-20T18:59:09","slug":"where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Where To Start With The Books Of Chuck Wendig, 2025 Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Everything is perfectly normal and fine, and in that world of normal fine normalcy, one might want to read books. And once in a while, I get someone asking me, &#8220;Hey, what book of yours should I read first\/next,&#8221; and I never exactly know how to answer that question succinctly, except for maybe blindfolding you and spinning you around and pushing you into a stack of my books and hoping one falls into your arms. I mean, I&#8217;ve now written *counts on fingers and toes and various clandestine appendages* 28 novels, with number 29 (<strong>Staircase in the Woods<\/strong>) arriving at the end of April. Plus three more <em>secret books<\/em> (two more adult novels, one middle grade) coming out, for 32 goddamn novels. That&#8217;s not even to mention the three writing books I&#8217;ve written, or the novellas, or, or, or.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s a lot of books! You&#8217;d be right to feel dizzy at the options! I didn&#8217;t even realize I&#8217;d written that many! What the hell is wrong with me? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway. The question persists: where to begin with my books?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, here I will attempt to answer this question! But I&#8217;ll answer it in a variety of ways, and you can do with it as you see fit. Ready? Let&#8217;s do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Reading Order<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, beyond chronological order, if I were to recommend a reading order based on&#8230; I dunno, vibes? Personal preference? I&#8217;d say this would be my reading order for you, if you were an adult person&#8211;&gt;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Wanderers<\/strong> -> <strong>The Book of Accidents<\/strong> -> <strong>Wayward<\/strong> -> <strong>Black River Orchard<\/strong> -> The Miriam Black series (in order: <strong>Blackbirds<\/strong>, <strong>Mockingbird<\/strong>, <strong>The Cormorant<\/strong>, <strong>Thunderbird<\/strong>, <strong>The Raptor &amp; The Wren<\/strong>, <strong>Vultures<\/strong>) -> <strong>Zer0es<\/strong> -> <strong>Invasive<\/strong> -> <strong>Atlanta Burns<\/strong> -> <strong>The Blue Blazes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here you might be saying, &#8220;But that&#8217;s not all your books,&#8221; and you&#8217;d be right, it isn&#8217;t. But that&#8217;s for a reason! These are what I&#8217;d consider the&#8230; I dunno, core books of mine? The canon, so to speak?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But it&#8217;s not the only way to approach the work. Let&#8217;s keep going with &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>My Best Book<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you wanted to know what I consider to be my <em>best book<\/em> &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"674\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"60257\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/image-70\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?fit=1685%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1685,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?fit=197%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?fit=674%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=674%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60257\" style=\"width:700px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=674%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 674w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=197%2C300&amp;ssl=1 197w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=768%2C1167&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=1011%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1011w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=1348%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1348w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?resize=1200%2C1823&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?w=1685&amp;ssl=1 1685w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image.png?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s this one. <strong>Wanderers<\/strong>. This is a book that I&#8217;d had in mind for years but it didn&#8217;t really have a full story or characters with it &#8212; but once I sold it on pitch, and once I sat down to write it (without an outline, no less) it more or less just <em>fell out of my skull<\/em>. It garnered what was to me a very large amount of blurbs, a lot of starred reviews, and it just opened a lot of doors for me. So, I think that&#8217;s my <em>best<\/em> book. It&#8217;s certainly also my bestseller. <em>And<\/em> it&#8217;s a book that broke me. In the best way possible. I thought I knew how to write books? And this book told me I didn&#8217;t write them the way I thought I did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Buy it here: <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780399182129\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.org print<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780399182112\">e-book<\/a>, audio at <a href=\"https:\/\/libro.fm\/audiobooks\/9781984891747-wanderers\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Libro.fm<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9780399182129\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">buy signed\/personalized at Doylestown Bookshop<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Book That Means The Most To Me<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"672\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"60258\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/image-71\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?fit=1344%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1344,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?fit=197%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?fit=672%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?resize=672%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60258\" style=\"width:700px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?resize=672%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 672w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?resize=197%2C300&amp;ssl=1 197w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?resize=768%2C1170&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?resize=1008%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1008w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?resize=1200%2C1829&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-1.png?w=1344&amp;ssl=1 1344w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;d tried to write this book two other times throughout my life and I just wasn&#8217;t ready for it. And then, one day, in my 40s? I was. I wanted to tell a story about generational trauma and family and how parents sometimes hold back the seawall of their own trauma but how that damages them too &#8212; and then, you know, there&#8217;s ghosts and a creepy coal mine and a missing serial killer and all sorts of other horror trappings. Plus some big twisty twists in there. But really the emotional core of it is important to me &#8212; it was then, and remains so, now. (<strong>Staircase in the Woods<\/strong> isn&#8217;t out yet, so it&#8217;s not included on al this stuff, but I pair it with <strong>Book of Accidents<\/strong> in terms of a personal book with something to say about myself and my view of the world emotionally more than sociologically or politically.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780399182150\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.com print<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780399182143\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ebook<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/libro.fm\/audiobooks\/9780593213827-the-book-of-accidents\">audio at Libro.fm<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9780399182150\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">buy signed\/personalized at Doylestown<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>My Actual Favorite Book<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This one&#8217;s difficult! Honestly. It may seem strange that I like my own books but, for the most part, I do. I write them so that I like them! I write the kinds of books I want to read. The first time I really wrote a book that I was like, &#8220;Oh wait, fuck yeah,&#8221; it was probably the third Miriam Black book, <strong>The Cormorant<\/strong>. I just vibed really well with it, felt in-sync with it while writing it and after. Then the next one was <a href=\"https:\/\/kevinhearne.com\/2024\/06\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Atlanta Burns<\/a>, which started life as <strong>Bait Dog<\/strong> and then ended up a proper YA-ish YA-adjacent book, and you know, it&#8217;s hard not to enjoy that one, either, because &#8212; teen girl taking down small-town Nazis, especially these days, feels <em>right<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, at the end of the day, my current actual favorite book is &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"57802\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/06\/26\/rob-hart-swearing-in-stories-or-is-there-such-a-thing-as-too-many-fucks\/81wgr3vhul\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?fit=1650%2C2475&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1650,2475\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"81WGr3vhuL\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?fit=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?fit=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=683%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-57802\" style=\"width:700px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=1024%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=1365%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1365w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?resize=1200%2C1800&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/81WGr3vhuL.jpeg?w=1650&amp;ssl=1 1650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You sort of had to guess, right? It felt like a stunt, &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m going to write a horror novel about apples,&#8221; but then it actually happened, and I loved writing it, and it&#8217;s really been finding its audience since it hit paperback, which is nice. I think it&#8217;s a weird, neat, scary book about apples, and cults, and what happens when you lose your friends and family to bad ideas and social malignancies. It&#8217;s got social horror and body horror and probably way too much information about apples. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780593158760\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.com print<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780593158753\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ebook<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/libro.fm\/audiobooks\/9780593606858-black-river-orchard\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">audio at Libro.fm<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9780593158760\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">buy signed\/personalized at Doylestown<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Book I Wished More People Knew About<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This might seem like a controversial one but &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"60361\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/image-73\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?fit=1707%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1707,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?fit=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?fit=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=683%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60361\" style=\"width:700px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=1024%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=1366%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1366w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?resize=1200%2C1800&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-3.png?w=1707&amp;ssl=1 1707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If <strong>Wanderers<\/strong> is my biggest seller, then <strong>Wayward<\/strong> is my least successful book &#8212; financially &#8212; of my current crop of books. I&#8217;m saying that to be honest! It is nowhere <em>near<\/em> the first book in sales. Now, part of that is normal. You&#8217;re never going to get 100% uptake on a sequel; usually it&#8217;s about 50-60%, if things went right. And we&#8217;re just not there with this book. Most people didn&#8217;t even seem to know there <em>was<\/em> a sequel, and I don&#8217;t know how to scream it so loud that all the readers in all the land can hear it. But here&#8217;s the thing &#8212; I like this book <em>more<\/em> than I like the first one. It&#8217;s not that I think it&#8217;s better, per se, but I think it&#8217;s more interesting, and it concludes the story from the first one in ways that make me really happy. It contains some chapters that have legit made me weep like a baby. And other chapters where I wanna pump my first like it&#8217;s end of the Breakfast Club. I really love this book. There&#8217;s a golden retriever named Gumball, for fuck&#8217;s sake, and he&#8217;s a very, very good boy, perhaps even the best boy. So if any book of mine needs the proselytization, it is absolutely this one. I mean, for fuck&#8217;s sake it contains Dolly Parton as an apocryphal character and tells a story about how she deals with Nazis. C&#8217;mon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780593158791\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.com print<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780593158784\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ebook<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/libro.fm\/audiobooks\/9780593606124-wayward\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">audio at Libro.fm<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9780593158791\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">buy signed\/personalized at Doylestown<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>That&#8217;s How You Get Ants \/ Elon Musk Sucks Moist Open Ass<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"60371\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/image-75\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?fit=2400%2C2400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2400,2400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?resize=1200%2C1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-5.png?w=2100&amp;ssl=1 2100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Did you know that once upon a time, <strong>Wanderers<\/strong> was going to be a sort-of-sequel to this book, in the way that this book is a sort-of-not-really-sequel to <strong>Zer0es<\/strong>? It&#8217;s true! Hannah Stander, the futurist-daughter-of-doomsday-preppers, actually appeared in the first draft of Wanderers. Anyway. This is a thriller I had a blast writing, and it features both a) creepy freaky skincutter ants and b) a billionaire analog to Elon Musk who very definitely sucks and is evil, and I wrote this shit in like, 2014 or something. Fuck that guy. I hope he gets his skin eaten by ants. Anyway. I&#8217;d love to write more Hannah Stander, she&#8217;s a character I really like &#8212; there was almost a TV show about her, and then that TV show was almost an <em>animated<\/em> TV show about her, and things got really weird, and then they did not happen because it was bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780062471628\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.com print<\/a>, ebook isn&#8217;t available at Bookshop so <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780062471628\">here&#8217;s Amazon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/libro.fm\/audiobooks\/9780062472670-invasive?bookstore=doylestownbookshop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">audio at Libro.fm<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9780062471628\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">buy signed\/personalized at Doylestown<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>If You Want A Whole Damn Series That Tells A Complete Story<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"706\" data-attachment-id=\"60372\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/image-76\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?fit=740%2C746&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"740,746\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?fit=298%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?fit=700%2C706&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?resize=700%2C706&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?w=740&amp;ssl=1 740w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?resize=298%2C300&amp;ssl=1 298w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/image-6.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Miriam Black knows how you&#8217;re going to die, and that&#8217;s really fucked her up. Especially because she thinks she can&#8217;t do shit about it &#8212; until she realizes one day that she <em>can<\/em> interfere in someone&#8217;s death, but not easily, and not for free. There&#8217;s always a cost. She&#8217;s profane, unhinged, and is a character who is near and dear to my heart. These books were called urban fantasy, and then later on, supernatural suspense &#8212; but for me, they&#8217;re horror-crime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(And note, <a href=\"https:\/\/kevinhearne.com\/2024\/06\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">there are also novellas that slot between the books<\/a>!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Start with the first book &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9781481448659\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.com print<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9781481448659\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ebook through Amazon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/libro.fm\/audiobooks\/9781455885473-blackbirds?bookstore=doylestownbookshop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">audio at Libro.fm<\/a>, or <a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9781481448659\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">buy signed\/personalized at Doylestown<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m A Writer Who Write<\/strong>s<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"60389\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2025\/02\/20\/where-to-start-with-the-books-of-chuck-wendig-2025-edition\/img_8373-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2048,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_8373\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?resize=1200%2C1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_8373.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>There, I have two books for you &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9781440348389\">Damn Fine Story<\/a> is about the mechanics of story, plot and character. <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9781440301209\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Gentle Writing Advice<\/a> is more about the life of a writer, what you can take, what you can leave, and most importantly, how you deal with <em>being<\/em> a writer in times of strife and stress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>I Have Kids Who I Want To Join The Cult I Mean Become Your Readers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have two middle grade books out &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780316706261\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Dust &amp; Grim<\/a> is a weird horror-fantasy-thingy that&#8217;s funny and strange about a girl who inherits a mortuary for monsters, and <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780316572590\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Monster Movie!<\/a> is about a kid who is afraid of everything and ends up doing battle with a monster movie in the most literal sense of the term &#8212; the movie <em>is<\/em> the monster. The latter is a standalone; the former is technically a standalone but one I wanted to write sequels for, but the publisher wanted to stick to one-and-done, even though the book ended up selling well in paperback (enough that it became a NYT bestseller). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve also written YA, and my <strong>Empyrean<\/strong> trilogy &#8212; which, to be upfront about, is a trilogy published by one of Amazon&#8217;s publishing arms &#8212; is about the poor dust-scrabble folks who work amongst the carnivorous corn while the richie-riches live in their sky-cities looking down. I think John Hornor Jacobs described it as Star Wars by way of John Steinbeck and I like that. <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780316572590\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">These books tend to be pretty cheap in e-book, if you so desire<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>But Chuck, What About Star Wars??<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, sure, if you like Star Wars, I wrote some of those. Three books, which I&#8217;m proud of, especially writing them under difficult conditions. I don&#8217;t get much for them if you buy them, and at the end of things, Star Wars did not treat me particularly well? I&#8217;m honestly still a little bitter about the whole affair, and that hasn&#8217;t faded much, so that&#8217;s on you if you wanna check &#8217;em out. Again, I&#8217;m happy with them. But I don&#8217;t get squat. They put some of my characters in things and I don&#8217;t even seem to rate a thank you or a t-shirt, much less actual dollars in my pocket. *shrug*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay! So I think that&#8217;s a good primer on where to start with my books. So if you&#8217;re looking for some manner of escape from THE CURRENT CALAMITIES, look no further than this list. And of course in April, we have a new one from me if you need something oooh-shiny: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"59830\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/12\/30\/the-time-elder-is-dead-the-time-baby-is-born-bye-2024-hello-2025\/thestaircaseinthewoods_hc_socialheader_bluesky\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2048,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59830\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?resize=1200%2C1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/TheStaircaseInTheWoods_HC_SocialHeader_Bluesky.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/doylestownbookshop.com\/staircasepreorder\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Pre-order signed, personalized copy here<\/a> (with bonus stickers and unique book-specific specialization). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So lemme ask &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;ve read these, where would <em>you<\/em> tell people to start?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everything is perfectly normal and fine, and in that world of normal fine normalcy, one might want to read books. 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