{"id":59493,"date":"2024-11-24T11:33:26","date_gmt":"2024-11-24T16:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=59493"},"modified":"2024-11-24T11:33:26","modified_gmt":"2024-11-24T16:33:26","slug":"staircases-and-orchards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/11\/24\/staircases-and-orchards\/","title":{"rendered":"Staircases And Orchards"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hey, real quick, while I have you here* —<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First up, Staircase in the Woods<\/strong> has a new preorder link at Doylestown Bookshop, since they switched over their ordering system. Pre-orders already made still count, but going forward, this is the new link here<\/a>. Note that by preordering through my local, they’ll ship directly to you; I’ll sign it and personalize it to you, a loved one, or a cherished foe; you’ll get a COOL STICKER from Natalie Metzger; and a unique inscription that — well, is unique to you. To tell you what it is is a bit of a spoiler, so I’ll spoil it here with some ROT13 code that, if you wanna know, you gotta decipher<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V jvyy anzr va gur vafpevcgvba n havdhr ebbz whfg sbe lbh va gur Ubhfr Orlbaq Gur Fgnvef<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Again, that link to pre-order is right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, Black River Orchard<\/strong> is now on sale for $1.99 at all the electric bookmonger sites. That includes: Amazon<\/a>, B&N<\/a>, Kobo<\/a>, Apple<\/a>, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Note though if you want signed, personalized copies of Orchard, I can do that also through Doylestown Bookshop<\/a> — and I have a new batch of evil apple stickers to go along for the ride, plus your very own evil apple variety named in the book. FUN FOR THE HELLIDAYS. I mean holidays. Shh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hell, I can sign and personalize anything you order through Doylestown. Got kids? Monster Movie<\/strong>! and Dust & Grim<\/strong>! Are you a writer who is feeling abject horror at the state of the world and don’t know how to proceed? Then Gentle Writing Advice <\/strong>is all yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So have at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Okay bye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*duct-taped to a chair<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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