{"id":59087,"date":"2024-10-18T08:46:29","date_gmt":"2024-10-18T12:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=59087"},"modified":"2024-10-18T08:46:29","modified_gmt":"2024-10-18T12:46:29","slug":"naught-but-the-nameless-news-nimbus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/18\/naught-but-the-nameless-news-nimbus\/","title":{"rendered":"Naught But The Nameless News Nimbus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have no idea what that title means. And I will be taking no further questions at this time. *kicks over podium*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANYWAY, some little bits of stuff going on:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1. While normally I don&#8217;t direct people to <em>that<\/em> site to buy physical copies of my books, ahem ahem, now that Black River Orchard is in paperback, it looks like AMZ is rocking a fairly low price for the hardcover ($20), <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/48k3dCs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">if you wanted one before <em>they gone<\/em><\/a>. Oh! <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3Ug2yfv\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">And I&#8217;m also seeing the Kindle is&#8230; $4.99<\/a>? No idea why! But it&#8217;s spooky season, and it&#8217;s apple season, so it must be <em>spooky apple season<\/em>. (This also means the e-book is cheaper on all the e-book sites, including <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kobo.com\/us\/en\/ebook\/black-river-orchard\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kobo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/black-river-orchard-chuck-wendig\/1142888528?ean=9780593158753\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">B&amp;N<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/books.apple.com\/us\/book\/black-river-orchard\/id6445235546\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Apple<\/a>, and so forth.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. My hang-out at the new B&amp;N in Doylestown has been rescheduled &#8212; I&#8217;m there tomorrow from noon till 2pm! Come say hello! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. The auction for five of my books (signed, personalized) in support of Ashland Library in MA <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/itm\/375697504865?itmmeta=01JAAPGP9PWJ323DX774AE9YZ8&amp;hash=item577950fa61:g:BXAAAOSwUZBnA~ve\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">is still cooking here<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Was <strong>Monster Movie!<\/strong> named <a href=\"https:\/\/parade.com\/books\/best-reads\/best-halloween-books-2024\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">one of the best Halloween books of 2024 by Parade Magazine<\/a>? WHY YES IT WAS. <a href=\"https:\/\/booktrib.com\/2024\/10\/15\/12-brand-new-kid-lit-releases-just-in-time-for-halloween\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Also it gets a shout out in BookTrib<\/a> for 12 Halloweenie brand-new kid-lit reads for you and, well, your kids. Also your pets. Read to your pets, folks. No I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s a thing. But it should be a thing. A thing you do and put it on instagram or tiktok or something. It&#8217;ll be a new trend. It&#8217;ll be adorable. Shut up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Reminder to those at NYCC &#8212; if you&#8217;re there, and you wanna go to the Penguin Random House booth and say the password, &#8220;I&#8217;m Invoking The Covenant,&#8221; they <em>might<\/em> just give you a brand new shiny advanced reader copy of <strong>The Staircase in the Woods<\/strong>&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"59089\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/18\/naught-but-the-nameless-news-nimbus\/nycc-whisper-password-story-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?fit=1080%2C1920&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"NYCC Whisper Password &#8211; story (1)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?fit=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?fit=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59089\" style=\"width:700px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?resize=864%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 864w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story-1.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And again, there&#8217;s a pre-order page at Doylestown Bookshop to get a signed, personalized copy of the book with unique inscription and other (as yet unnamed) goodies, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doylestownbookshop.com\/StaircasePreOrder\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">and you can find that here<\/a>. There&#8217;s still a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/giveaway\/enter_choose_address\/396108-the-staircase-in-the-woods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">giveaway at Goodreads<\/a>, too. Book hits shelves in April 2025, and already talking to some other authorfolk and bookstores about potential appearances&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Finally, fuck <em>yeah<\/em> there&#8217;s a cover for The End Of The World As We Know It:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"679\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"59088\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/18\/naught-but-the-nameless-news-nimbus\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?fit=994%2C1500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"994,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?fit=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?fit=679%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?resize=679%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59088\" style=\"width:700px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?resize=679%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 679w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?resize=768%2C1159&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/463481680_10160168718306179_7256720699063997101_n.jpg?w=994&amp;ssl=1 994w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230; and there&#8217;s a (loose?) release date too of August 2025.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Really geeked to be a part of this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALL RIGHT I GO NOW<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*runs up the staircase, disappears*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea what that title means. And I will be taking no further questions at this time. *kicks over podium* ANYWAY, some little bits of stuff going on: 1. While normally I don&#8217;t direct people to that site to buy physical copies of my books, ahem ahem, now that Black River Orchard is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-59087","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-fn1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59087"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59091,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59087\/revisions\/59091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}