{"id":59004,"date":"2024-10-09T17:40:45","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T21:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=59004"},"modified":"2024-10-09T17:40:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T21:40:45","slug":"a-nimbus-of-nifty-news-narration-staircases-and-stands-and-othersuch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/09\/a-nimbus-of-nifty-news-narration-staircases-and-stands-and-othersuch\/","title":{"rendered":"A Nimbus of Nifty News Narration: Staircases and Stands and OtherSuch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"59005\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/09\/a-nimbus-of-nifty-news-narration-staircases-and-stands-and-othersuch\/nycc-whisper-password-story\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?fit=1080%2C1920&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"NYCC Whisper Password &#8211; story\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?fit=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?fit=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59005\" style=\"width:700px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?resize=768%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?resize=864%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 864w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/NYCC-Whisper-Password-story.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>FIRST UP, if you&#8217;re headed to the big ol&#8217; NYCC next week, hey, guess what? You have a <em>special super secret<\/em> (okay not that secret because I&#8217;m blabbing about it here) to get an early advanced readers copy of <strong>The Staircase in the Woods<\/strong> &#8212; as above, go to the PRH booth (3021), and say the password, &#8220;I&#8217;m Invoking the Covenant.&#8221; And then, Good Lord Willing and the Creek Don&#8217;t Rise, you will receive the book. (As noted: while supplies last.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Second, hey, did I get my first semi-proper review of the book? Indeed. It&#8217;s from a reader, Daniel Fugate, <a href=\"https:\/\/roland19.wordpress.com\/2024\/10\/08\/the-staircase-in-the-woods-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">who said in his spoiler-free review<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>&#8220;There were moments in this book when I almost yelled out loud. There were moments when I wanted to cry or where I was completely horrified. The book doesn\u2019t pull its punches. There are some gross moments in this book. And yet, there\u2019s also something really wonderful in here. Something thats meaningful and something that will absolutely stay with me.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which is a garsh darn delight to hear that. And I know other folks who have read the book and have pinged me along the way of this journey and &#8212; well, I&#8217;ll just say I&#8217;m glad that people are really getting the book. It&#8217;s a twisty, mysterious journey, and I&#8217;m also glad that people are keeping the spoilers locked up tight. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway. I&#8217;m doing the page proofs of the book now (as always, ARCs are not the final final edition of the book), and I&#8217;m pretty excited. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"59006\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/09\/a-nimbus-of-nifty-news-narration-staircases-and-stands-and-othersuch\/image-51\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?fit=2394%2C2394&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2394,2394\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59006\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?resize=1200%2C1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image.png?w=2100&amp;ssl=1 2100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doylestownbookshop.com\/StaircasePreOrder\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">You can pre-order signed, personalized copies of Staircase from Doylestown Bookshop<\/a> &#8212; I will also toss in something <em>secret<\/em>, something <em>spoilery<\/em>, something <em>just for you and unique<\/em> in the personalization. Shhh. Just do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/giveaway\/enter_choose_address\/396108-the-staircase-in-the-woods\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">And there&#8217;s also a Goodreads giveaway going on<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More as I know it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, what else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>This week, writers\/editors Keene and Golden released the TOC for the upcoming anthology set inside the world of Stephen King&#8217;s <strong>The Stand<\/strong>&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Foreword by Christopher Golden Introduction by Stephen King<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>PART ONE: DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Room 24 by Caroline Kepnes The Tripps by Wrath James White Bright Light City by Meg Gardiner Every Dog Has Its Day by Bryan Smith Lockdown by Bev Vincent In A Pig\u2019s Eye by Joe R. Lansdale Lenora by Jonathan Janz The Hope Boat by Gabino Iglesias Wrong Fucking Place, Wrong Fucking Time by C. Robert Cargill Prey Instinct by Hailey Piper Grace by Tim Lebbon Moving Day by Richard Chizmar La Mala Horla by Alex Segura The African Painted Dog by Catriona Ward Till Human Voices Wake Us, And We Drown by Poppy Z. Brite Kovach\u2019s Last Case by Michael Koryta Make Your Own Way by Alma Katsu<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>PART TWO: THE LONG WALK<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I Love The Dead by Josh Malerman Milagros by Cynthia Pelayo The Legion of Swine by S.A. Cosby Keep The Devil Down by Rio Youers Across The Pond by V Castro The Boat Man by Tananarive Due and Steven Barnes The Story I Tell Is the Story of Some of Us by Paul Tremblay The Mosque at the End of the World by Usman T. Malik Abigail\u2019s Gethsemane by Wayne Brady and Maurice Broaddus<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>PART THREE: LIFE WAS SUCH A WHEEL<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>He\u2019s A Righteous Man by Ronald Malfi Awaiting Orders In Flaggston by Somer Canon Grand Junction by Chuck Wendig Hunted to Extinction by Premee Mohamed Came The Last Night of Sadness by Catherynne M. Valente The Devil\u2019s Children by Sarah Langan<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>PART FOUR: OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Walk On Gilded Splinters by David J. Schow The Unfortunate Convalescence of the SuperLawyer by Nat Cassidy<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Afterword by Brian Keene<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, that copy\/paste is a little weird, but hey, who&#8217;s in there? Alongside a holy shit bunch of authors? OH YEAH IT&#8217;S THIS GUY <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My story, &#8220;Grand Junction,&#8221; is in there, in the portion of the book that&#8217;s set long after the events of the novel. It takes place, appropriately enough, on the Western Slope of Colorado &#8212; Grand Junction, Ouray, Telluride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I feel incredibly fortunate and honestly a little swoony that I get to be in that book. <strong>The Stand<\/strong> is one of those formative books for me &#8212; of King&#8217;s mighty bounty, probably the <em>most<\/em> formative. <strong>Wanderers <\/strong>exists in part because of it &#8212; though it&#8217;s obviously a wholly different story, it also grapples with some of what is in that earlier novel, because how could it not? (I viewed it like, I hate how some zombie stories refuse to acknowledge zombies in mythology or pop culture, and so in my book, <strong>The Stand<\/strong> is a book that exists.) King brings to bear such a legacy, and to be able to stand closer to that legacy and &#8212; well, not be a part of it, exactly, but be allowed to exist <em>near it<\/em>, is honestly huge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks of course to Brian Keene and Chris Golden for having me, and obviously to King for letting this ding-dong from Pennsylvania anywhere near that world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And speaking of King&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>This weekend is the Harrisburg Book Festival, where I join Catriona Ward, Richard Chizmar, and CJ Leede to talk <em>about<\/em> King and his legacy &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"919\" data-attachment-id=\"59007\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/10\/09\/a-nimbus-of-nifty-news-narration-staircases-and-stands-and-othersuch\/image-52\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?fit=1794%2C2354&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1794,2354\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?fit=229%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?fit=700%2C919&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=700%2C919&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59007\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=780%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 780w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=229%2C300&amp;ssl=1 229w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=768%2C1008&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=1171%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1171w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=1561%2C2048&amp;ssl=1 1561w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?resize=1200%2C1575&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?w=1794&amp;ssl=1 1794w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/image-1.png?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Again: too damn cool. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hbgbookfest.com\/fifty-years-of-king\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">So, you should totally come to this<\/a>? Obviously?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey, am I participating in an auction for Friends of the Ashland Library? I am! Auction opens Oct 15th, <a href=\"https:\/\/friendsoftheapl.org\/hsba-2024\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">details here<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s spooky season. It&#8217;s apple season. IT&#8217;S SPOOKY APPLE SEASON.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>First, find me <a href=\"https:\/\/www.northjersey.com\/story\/entertainment\/books\/2024\/10\/01\/black-river-orchard-chuck-wendig-pennsylvania-horror-novel\/75366491007\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">chatting about Black River Orchard at the Bergen Record with Jim Beckerman<\/a> &#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And second, I&#8217;m still over at Instagram reviewing heirloom apples. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/chuck_wendig\/reels\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Join me<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Monster Movie! is out. SPOOPY FUN FOR THE KIDS. And the adults. There&#8217;s definitely not rampant decapitations in the book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(There are totally rampant decapitations in the book.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.doylestownbookshop.com\/book\/9780316572590\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Doylestown Bookshop is a great place to order from<\/a>, as I can sign it to you or your kids or your pets or whatever. <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/6810\/9780316572590\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bookshop.org is awesome, too<\/a>. (And it&#8217;s on sale there <em>and<\/em> there&#8217;s free shipping for the next nine hours&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ANYWAY. That&#8217;s it for now. Eventually I&#8217;ll pop back in here, maybe to talk about some <em>other<\/em> cool things coming up&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FIRST UP, if you&#8217;re headed to the big ol&#8217; NYCC next week, hey, guess what? 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