{"id":57497,"date":"2024-05-26T10:51:48","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T14:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=57497"},"modified":"2024-05-26T10:51:48","modified_gmt":"2024-05-26T14:51:48","slug":"evil-apples-for-a-mere-buck-ninety-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/05\/26\/evil-apples-for-a-mere-buck-ninety-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"Evil Apples For A Mere Buck Ninety-Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

If you were like, “Gosh, I really would love to read about how EVIL APPLES infect a small town in Pennsylvania and the orchard from whence they came spawns an EVIL APPLE CULT,” but you were also like, “All I have in my pocket are these ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE PENNIES,” then gosh wow, do I have a deal for you. Simply go to any of the ELECTRIC BOOKMONGER websites, shove your pennies into your computer, and yell at it: GIVE ME BLACK RIVER ORCHARD, YOU FUCKING ROBOT PIECE OF SHIT, I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY GOLD, NOW GIVE ME NIGHTMARES. And it’ll work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I mean, probably. Some approximation of that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What I’m saying is, the e-book is on sale for $1.99<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, if you want that, go grabby grabby:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amazon<\/a> | B&N<\/a> | Kobo<\/a> | Apple<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And if you’re like, “But Chuck, that is too cheap<\/em>,” I will say, hey, no, go get it at that price, it’s fine, just make sure to tell your friends about the book, and please, for the love of the APPLE GOD, leave a review somewhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Also, Blackbirds still looks like it’s $2.99<\/a>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, an update to the post the other day —<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here, then, are the dates for September’s mini-tour with Kevin and Delilah, whereupon Kevin celebrates the launch of his newest, Candle & Crow —<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oct. 1:<\/strong>\u00a0Anderson\u2019s Bookshop<\/a>\u00a0in Naperville, IL.
Oct. 2:\u00a0<\/strong>Boswell Books<\/a>\u00a0in Milwaukee, WI
Oct. 3:<\/strong>\u00a0Madison, WI, tbd
Oct. 4:\u00a0<\/strong>Minneapolis, MN, tbd, but probably B&N?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don’t forget too about the “get your own evil apple and bonus evil apple sticker because who doesn’t love stickers<\/a>” paperback preorder promotion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OKAY LOVE YOU BYE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you were like, “Gosh, I really would love to read about how EVIL APPLES infect a small town in Pennsylvania and the orchard from whence they came spawns an EVIL APPLE CULT,” but you were also like, “All I have in my pocket are these ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE PENNIES,” then gosh wow, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-57497","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-eXn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57499,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57497\/revisions\/57499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}