{"id":56841,"date":"2024-03-21T11:44:10","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T15:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=56841"},"modified":"2024-03-21T11:44:10","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T15:44:10","slug":"three-more-things-makes-a-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/03\/21\/three-more-things-makes-a-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Three More things Makes A Post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"56842\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2024\/03\/21\/three-more-things-makes-a-post\/image-6-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2048,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-6\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-56842\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?resize=1200%2C1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/image-6.png?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Two more things: first up, I finished the first draft of my next horror novel, <strong>THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS<\/strong>, and it rolled up at just over 100,000 words. Which for me is pretty slim! I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve written an adult novel that short since&#8230; maybe <strong>Invasive<\/strong>? Even <strong>Zer0es<\/strong> was like, 125k. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I expect it&#8217;ll come out in the first half of 2025 &#8212; April, I think, is the <em>current<\/em> plan, but that can change depending on a whole unholy host of factors. So don&#8217;t quote me on it. So! Its off to the editor, Tricia at Del Rey, and she&#8217;s the bee&#8217;s knees and will know how to kick it into its <em>ideal nightmare form<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, I&#8217;ve had my pitch approved for my next middle grade, tentatively titled <strong>DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR<\/strong>. (It&#8217;s weird how my books tend to carry little things over from their previous narrative entrants &#8212; and I guess here the parity is in architecture. Staircases! Doors! Don&#8217;t go up them! Don&#8217;t open them! Ahhhhh!) I don&#8217;t want to say more about it yet, except it&#8217;s not really <em>explicitly<\/em> horror, but is meant to evoke the eerie fantasy of stuff like Labyrinth, or Miyazaki&#8217;s work, or Neverending Story. That otherworld kind of eerie, you know? Now I guess I have to write it? Are we sure there isn&#8217;t just a way to reach into my brain and squish it onto paper? Well, dangit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, third thing is, the anthology I announced being a part of earlier, New Demons, I sadly am pulling out of at present. I&#8217;ll let you know if that changes. I&#8217;m still writing my story for The Stand anthology, and I think it&#8217;s pretty all right (set in Colorado!) so more as I know it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two more things: first up, I finished the first draft of my next horror novel, THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS, and it rolled up at just over 100,000 words. Which for me is pretty slim! I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve written an adult novel that short since&#8230; maybe Invasive? Even Zer0es was like, 125k. 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