{"id":53681,"date":"2023-09-15T10:56:17","date_gmt":"2023-09-15T14:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=53681"},"modified":"2023-09-15T10:56:17","modified_gmt":"2023-09-15T14:56:17","slug":"a-reminder-about-how-i-will-gladly-haunt-your-book-club-if-you-invite-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/09\/15\/a-reminder-about-how-i-will-gladly-haunt-your-book-club-if-you-invite-me\/","title":{"rendered":"A Reminder About How I Will Gladly Haunt Your Book Club If You Invite Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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With Black River Orchard<\/strong> coming out (ahhhh like, a week and a half now, ahhhhh), I am keen to remind you that if you have a book club and you choose one of my books (like the aforementioned evil apples book), you can summon me and I will show up like the ghost of Hamlet’s father, and I will reveal all my secrets unless interrupted by some manner of bird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

By show up, I of course mean “virtually,” because that’s the easiest way for me to appear at your book club. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway — the deets for that are here, posted last July:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Book Club Offer<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please to partake!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And no, I don’t know why I posted such a dour photo of my at the top of this. (It was a photo taken on our recent trip to Europe, aka, YERP.) Here, I’ll post another very serious photo to prove my abject seriousness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Those are definitely my real teeth and not, for instance, dentaduras<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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