{"id":53593,"date":"2023-09-11T08:59:58","date_gmt":"2023-09-11T12:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=53593"},"modified":"2023-09-11T08:59:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-11T12:59:58","slug":"from-stem-to-calyx-black-river-orchard-news-roundup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/09\/11\/from-stem-to-calyx-black-river-orchard-news-roundup\/","title":{"rendered":"From Stem to Calyx: Black River Orchard News Roundup"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"53601\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/09\/11\/from-stem-to-calyx-black-river-orchard-news-roundup\/hipstamaticphoto-715969108-786575\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2048,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575.jpg?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?resize=1200%2C1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/HipstamaticPhoto-715969108.786575-scaled.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We are two weeks out from harvest time, and before the fruits begin to drop and the book hits shelves, it seems high time for a quick news roundup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Jenny Lawson &#8212; aka The Bloggess, obvs &#8212; <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/thebloggess.com\/2023\/09\/07\/what-i-read-in-september\/\" target=\"_blank\">recommended the book over at her blog<\/a>, saying, &#8220;<em>Would you like to be afraid of apples? Because you will be. Chuck Wendig never misses.<\/em>&#8221; She also recommended <strong>What Kind of Mother<\/strong>, by Clay McCleod Chapman, which is the rare horror book that climbed under my skin and stayed there; <strong>Black Sheep<\/strong> by Rachel Harrison, which I&#8217;ve got on pre-order; <strong>September House<\/strong> by Carissa Orlando, a book I&#8217;ve been hearing a lot about since it launched, so I&#8217;mma get that; Stephen Graham-Jones&#8217; most excellent comic, <strong>EarthDivers<\/strong>. And more! A kind recommendation. And also you won&#8217;t be afraid of apples after reading the book. You&#8217;ll love apples. And they&#8217;ll love you. And you&#8217;ll love yourself. And you&#8217;ll be better than you ever were.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey, not only am I going on tour and getting to chat with Owen King, Aaron Mahnke, Sadie Hartmann, and Clay McLeod Chapman &#8212; but now one of my best pals and also one of my favorite writers, Delilah S. Dawson, is joining the Lehigh Valley date. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.letsplaybooks.com\/event\/chuck-wendig-black-river-orchard-delilah-dawson-bloom\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">October 3rd, The End bookstore<\/a>, in Allentown. I&#8217;ll talk Black River Orchard. She&#8217;ll talk <strong>Bloom<\/strong>. Huzzah farmer&#8217;s market horror? Is it a thing? It&#8217;s a thing. <a href=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/appearances\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">More tour details here<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>A starred review from Publisher&#8217;s Weekly? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.publishersweekly.com\/9780593158746\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Don&#8217;t mind if I do<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized is-style-default\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"53598\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/09\/11\/from-stem-to-calyx-black-river-orchard-news-roundup\/wendig_bro_praise-pw-short\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-short.jpg?fit=1080%2C1080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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height=\"700\" data-attachment-id=\"53599\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/09\/11\/from-stem-to-calyx-black-river-orchard-news-roundup\/wendig_bro_praise-pw-long-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?fit=1080%2C1080&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1080,1080\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-53599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/WENDIG_BRO_praise-PW-long-1.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Book Riot&#8217;s Liberty Hardy did a round up of <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/bookriot.com\/new-horror-books-september-2023\/\" target=\"_blank\">September&#8217;s scariest reads<\/a>, and Black River Orchard makes the cut. &#8220;<em>Chuck Wendig\u2019s books are always a good time! This novel is one that is best read knowing as little as possible about it. It\u2019s about a special apple orchard in the town of Harrow that grows apples unlike any other. People clamor for the apples, but they come with a cost. And in this tale, an apple a day won\u2019t keep the nightmares away\u2026<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kirkusreviews.com\/book-reviews\/chuck-wendig\/black-river-orchard\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kirkus says of the book<\/a>: &#8220;<em>The myth of the poisoned apple belies the very real evil growing in a Pennsylvania orchard&#8230; Wendig writes doorstoppers, but it\u2019s safe to say there\u2019s something for everyone here, from the creepy\u00a0Eyes Wide Shut\u00a0vibe (complete with sacrificial rituals) to the Stephen King\u2013laced dichotomy between the world\u2019s everyday cruelty and the truly grotesque carnage that follows&#8230;Both complex and compelling, a nightmare-inducing parable about our own wickedness<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>This is Horror calls Black River Orchard <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thisishorror.co.uk\/look-out-for-black-river-orchard-by-chuck-wendig\/\" target=\"_blank\">a book to look out for<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The Escapist puts it on <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.escapistmagazine.com\/best-new-horror-books-september-2023\/\" target=\"_blank\">their list of best new horror in September<\/a>. &#8220;<em>Chuck Wendig has written so many novels that I absolutely adore. If you haven\u2019t read\u00a0<strong>Wanderers<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0<strong>Wayward<\/strong>, put those on your 2023 list. Right now.\u00a0<strong>The Book of Accidents<\/strong>\u00a0is outstanding, and if you\u2019re a Star Wars Wendig\u2019s\u00a0<strong>Aftermath<\/strong>\u00a0trilogy does a wonderful job setting the stage for the Sequel Trilogy<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.libraryjournal.com\/review\/black-river-orchard-1800769\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Library Journal says<\/a>: &#8220;<em>Insatiable, passionate, weird, and creepy, Wendig&#8217;s latest is perfect for those who appreciate the slow-burning horror tomes of Stephen King and Robert McCammon<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Novel Suspects lists it as one of their <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.novelsuspects.com\/book-list\/our-20-most-anticipated-books-coming-this-fall\/\" target=\"_blank\">most anticipated fall books<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>BookPage puts it as one of their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bookpage.com\/features\/fall-2023-preview-most-anticipated-sff\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">most anticipated SFF\/horror books of fall 2023<\/a>, as well, alongsize Scalzi and Martha Wells and Tanarive Due and the new Kadrey\/Khaw jam and more truly excellent company. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Every Read Thing calls the book &#8220;<em>a twisted, gnarly read that will absolutely find a spot in my top five fiction reads in 2023<\/em>.&#8221; And, &#8220;<em>While I still read dozens and dozens of books a year, it\u2019s been a while since I\u2019ve felt that compulsive need to race through a book. With Black River Orchard, if I wasn\u2019t reading it, I was thinking about it.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>I casually remind you that I&#8217;m running a pre-order giveaway &#8212; wanna win some books? Or a shirt? OR A SINISTER POSTCARD FROM ME WHERE I INVENT A NEW EVIL APPLE VARIETY FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE??? Ahem. Well, <a href=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/09\/08\/black-river-orchard-pre-order-giveaway\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">go on over and check out the rules<\/a>. And get to pre-ordering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.netgalley.com\/catalog\/book\/287714\" target=\"_blank\">It&#8217;s rocking five stars at Netgalley<\/a> &#8212; with some killer quotes that honestly, I kinda love. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Just when I thought this book couldn\u2019t get any darker, the moon went behind a cloud and I realized was darkness truly was. Masterful storytelling<\/em>.&#8221; &#8212; Amanda A.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>This had to start out as a dare. How great of an author are you? Can you write an award winning horror novel about the most mundane thing imaginable, an apple. And do you know what, Chuck Wendig absolutely nailed it.<\/em>&#8221; &#8212; April J.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;<em>Without a doubt the horror book of the fall, &#8220;Black River Orchard&#8221; will have you never looking at an apple the same way again<\/em>.&#8221; &#8212; Leah C. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/michaelpatrickhicks.substack.com\/p\/black-river-orchard-by-chuck-wendig?r=22r5a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Patrick Hicks says some kind words about the book at his blog<\/a>: &#8220;<em>Nothing says fall has arrived quite like apples and cider. Throw in a farming community cult, a welcome dose of body horror, and a whole lot of bloodshed, and you\u2019ve got yourself a new, quintessential fall horror book that I suspect will be ripe for loads of annual re-reads come spooky season<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>And finally, what may be one of my favorite reviews comes from <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Cr1QgCKPeIP\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jordy&#8217;s Book Club on Instagram<\/a>: &#8220;Let me be a little more clear: BLACK RIVER ORCHARD is one of the most unhinged books I have ever read&#8230;  No seriously. I\u2019m telling you right now, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKED THE SHIT GETS IN THIS BOOK&#8230; That being said, I loved it. All the stars. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/explore\/tags\/blackriverorchard\/\">#BlackRiverOrchard<\/a> is my favorite Chuck Wendig book ever (and WANDERERS was a JBC TOP 10 title). This has the hallmarks of a classic Chuck Wendig novel: it\u2019s horror infused with humor; part SALEM\u2019S LOT, part IMAGINARY FRIEND, it\u2019s dark and twisty, funny, emotional, and super violent. And did I mention weird? The book is truly bizarre. In all the best ways. And I promise you will NEVER look at **shudder** apples **shudder** the same way ever again.\u2063&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hashtag, blessed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two weeks till harvest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hope you check out the book and spread the good word about the Ruby Slipper apple. <em>There&#8217;s no taste like home<\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" data-attachment-id=\"33801\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2019\/01\/14\/in-which-i-rank-grocery-store-apples\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?fit=2048%2C1365&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2048,1365\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"46730112541_9c275aebe9_k\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?fit=700%2C467&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?resize=700%2C467&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-33801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/46730112541_9c275aebe9_k.jpg?w=1400&amp;ssl=1 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are two weeks out from harvest time, and before the fruits begin to drop and the book hits shelves, it seems high time for a quick news roundup. Jenny Lawson &#8212; aka The Bloggess, obvs &#8212; recommended the book over at her blog, saying, &#8220;Would you like to be afraid of apples? 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