{"id":53004,"date":"2023-07-30T16:17:50","date_gmt":"2023-07-30T20:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=53004"},"modified":"2023-07-30T16:17:50","modified_gmt":"2023-07-30T20:17:50","slug":"welcome-to-covidtown-population-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2023\/07\/30\/welcome-to-covidtown-population-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Covidtown, Population: Me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hey!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Guess what? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have COVID, of the 2019 vintage but blended with a soupcon of whatever the latest variant\/subvariant combination is. As I just returned from overseas, I like to think it&#8217;s a fancy European variant &#8212; the Champagne to America&#8217;s sparkling COVID. Bubbly and effervescent. And such terroir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Point is, I&#8217;m a little down for the count at present &#8212; feeling mostly okay, have the Paxlovid (which is to say, my mouth tastes of hairspray and robot ass), but the rest of the family has it too, so we&#8217;re hunkering down. If you need something from me at present, you are unlikely to get it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More as I know it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bye!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Guess what? I have COVID, of the 2019 vintage but blended with a soupcon of whatever the latest variant\/subvariant combination is. As I just returned from overseas, I like to think it&#8217;s a fancy European variant &#8212; the Champagne to America&#8217;s sparkling COVID. Bubbly and effervescent. And such terroir. Point is, I&#8217;m a little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-53004","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-dMU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53005,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53004\/revisions\/53005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}