{"id":43338,"date":"2022-04-20T12:13:19","date_gmt":"2022-04-20T16:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=43338"},"modified":"2022-04-20T12:13:19","modified_gmt":"2022-04-20T16:13:19","slug":"munchings-crunchings-dust-grim-black-cauldron-and-other-grunted-news-utterances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2022\/04\/20\/munchings-crunchings-dust-grim-black-cauldron-and-other-grunted-news-utterances\/","title":{"rendered":"Munchings &#038; Crunchings: Dust &#038; Grim, Black Cauldron, And Other Grunted News Utterances"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>HELLO FRANDOS. Want some naturally Wendig-scented updates? Organic? Free-range? Bespoke and artisanal? Here goes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>For My Birthday I Demand Proper Paeans In The Form Of Preorders<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So we&#8217;re clear, I don&#8217;t actually demand anything from you for my birthday (*stares uncomfortably*), but <em>were you so inclined<\/em>, I might suggest that for my birthday, you treat yourself and buy yourself the gift of <em>booooooks<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Currently, B&amp;N is running a pre-order campaign from 4\/20 &#8211; 4\/22 (the latter of which is in fact my bloodsoaked nativity), and that campaign &#8212; using the coupon of PREORDER25 &#8212; gets you 25% off preordered books.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, my my my, it sure looks like I have books you can preorder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What books, you ask?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, first up, <strong>Dust &amp; Grim<\/strong> is hitting paperback on October 4th, and you will note here that it has a brand new shiny cool cover, by artist George Ermos:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"1017\" data-attachment-id=\"43340\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2022\/04\/20\/munchings-crunchings-dust-grim-black-cauldron-and-other-grunted-news-utterances\/dustgrim_9780316706261_pb_cvr\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?fit=1410%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1410,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?fit=207%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?fit=700%2C1017&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR.jpg?resize=700%2C1017&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?resize=705%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 705w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?resize=207%2C300&amp;ssl=1 207w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1115&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?resize=1058%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1058w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/DustGrim_9780316706261_PB_CVR-scaled.jpg?w=1410&amp;ssl=1 1410w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Behold! It is very cool! Look at that very nice blurb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then of course, on November 15th, the sequel to Wanderers, <strong>Wayward<\/strong>, also arrives. It&#8217;s a big motherfucker, that book, over 280,000 words of Weird Post-Apocalyptic American Sci-Fi Horror, so, that&#8217;s also an option on the table for your pre-ordering needs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can preorder Dust &amp; Grim <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/dust-grim-chuck-wendig\/1138785991?ean=9780316706261\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">here<\/a> from B&amp;N.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can preorder Wayward <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/wayward-chuck-wendig\/1140482257?ean=9780593158777\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">here<\/a> from B&amp;N.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But you can also preorder these from your local booksellers, and if you&#8217;d like a signed\/personalized copy, you can nab a copy from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doylestownbookshop.com\/search\/author\/%22Wendig%2C%20Chuck%22\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Doylestown Bookshop<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In that B&amp;N preorder sale, by the way, you can also seize on a number of excellent upcoming books, including but not limited to: The Fervor, Alma Katsu; Ghost-Eaters, Clay McLeod Chapman; The Pallbearer&#8217;s Club, Paul Tremblay; The Devil Takes You Home, Gabino Iglesias; The Clackity, Lora Senf; The Appearing House, Ally Malinenko; Camp Scare, Delilah Dawson; Hide, Kiersten White.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Munchings and Crunchings<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The ever-delightful Maggie Tokuda-Hall and Red Scott had me on their podcast, <strong>Failure to Adapt<\/strong>, which is a show where hosts and guests pick a book that has been adapted onto the screen, and then they talk about the book and its adaptation. We chose Lloyd Alexander&#8217;s <strong>Black Cauldron<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a blast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The book is great.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The movie is uhhh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Embrace your inner assistant pig-keeper and <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/failure-to-adapt\/id1582314012\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">listen here<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A Hug Is Like Violence Made Of Love<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am told that Mister Bones, the lovable murder-droid from <strong>Aftermath<\/strong>, is a playable character in the new LEGO Skywalker Saga game, if this is a thing that intrigues you, my dearest Frandolorian. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Birds Are Back, Baby<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re not in full migratory swing here, but already I&#8217;ve seen brown thrashers, Eastern towhees, Eastern Phoebes, ruby-crowned kinglets, and more. Photos to come. Also a Carolina wren couple has taken over our watering can, laying eggs in it. I tried to pick it up the other day and one of said wrens flew directly into my face, so now I probably have some kind of rare WREN FLU. You&#8217;re welcome. This is why you should keep wearing masks everywhere because I might sneeze weird WREN GERMS onto you and accidentally end the world. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OKAY BYE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HELLO FRANDOS. Want some naturally Wendig-scented updates? Organic? Free-range? Bespoke and artisanal? Here goes. For My Birthday I Demand Proper Paeans In The Form Of Preorders So we&#8217;re clear, I don&#8217;t actually demand anything from you for my birthday (*stares uncomfortably*), but were you so inclined, I might suggest that for my birthday, you treat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-43338","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-bh0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43338"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43344,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43338\/revisions\/43344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}