{"id":39421,"date":"2021-07-07T13:42:11","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T17:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=39421"},"modified":"2022-01-09T00:22:54","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T05:22:54","slug":"how-to-buy-signed-copies-of-the-book-of-accidents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2021\/07\/07\/how-to-buy-signed-copies-of-the-book-of-accidents\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Buy Signed Copies Of The Book Of Accidents?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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PSST. HEY, KID. WANNA BUY A SIGNED COPY OF A BOOK?<\/p>\n

If you are one of those nice people inquiring about how you buy a signed copy of\u00a0The Book of Accidents<\/strong>, I have the “deets” (do the kids say “deets” anymore, they probably don’t, oh god I’m ancient, a crumbling mummy, a rain-soaked wasp nest, nooooo) —<\/p>\n

Here, then, are your ways to procure a signed copy:<\/p>\n

If you want a signed,\u00a0personalized<\/em> copy, meaning, I sign it to THROMDAX THE EVER-DELIQUESCING or whatever your actual name is (Gary, perhaps!), and then I hastily, sloppy pen my actual autography underneath it?<\/p>\n

Then you have three options:<\/p>\n

Doylestown Bookshop<\/a><\/p>\n

Let’s Play Books<\/a><\/p>\n

Midtown Scholar<\/a><\/p>\n

All three are tied to the joint event I’m doing with Aaron Mahnke to launch the book. Requests for personalization, at least with Doylestown, run up to July 15th.<\/p>\n

The other bookstores hosting me for virtual events<\/a> will also have signed (not personalized) copies available, should you be so inclined.<\/p>\n

Finally, there’s: Barnes & Noble<\/a>, and Books-a-Million<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Ta-da!<\/p>\n

Also, as a sidenote, if you were so inclined to pick up my first novel,\u00a0Blackbirds<\/strong>, you can do so digitally this month for the meager coinage of $1.99<\/a>. Please enjoy.<\/p>\n

MORE SOON BYE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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