{"id":37858,"date":"2020-09-08T14:26:39","date_gmt":"2020-09-08T18:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=37858"},"modified":"2020-09-08T14:26:39","modified_gmt":"2020-09-08T18:26:39","slug":"wheres-virtual-wendig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2020\/09\/08\/wheres-virtual-wendig\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s (Virtual) Wendig?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take the red pill and you stay in Wendigland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. (I loathe that a bunch of zero-brained nitwits have taken &#8220;red pill.&#8221;) ANYWAY. Hey, hi, I&#8217;m back &#8212; finally got a new computer, summer is ending, and so begins the season of renewed work. I just did edits on two books (Dust &amp; Grim, Magic Skeleton) and have edits on a third book (Book of Accidents), all of which are coming out in&#8230; 2021? I think? Assuming the world doesn&#8217;t end. And we have an election coming up? Aaaagh.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, it is\u00a0<em>also<\/em> the season where I &#8220;travel&#8221; &#8212; meaning, I&#8217;m doing a bunch of &#8220;events&#8221; where I am &#8220;present&#8221; and where I use vigorous &#8220;quotation marks&#8221; to remind us all that &#8220;none&#8221; of this is actually very &#8220;normal.&#8221; Just the same, these events should be cool, despite their virtuality &#8212; and hey, do you remember that movie? Virtuality? I recall it being sorta fun, but I also recall it having a fucking\u00a0<em>killer<\/em> soundtrack, where I first learned to love Lords of Acid.<\/p>\n<p>That is apropos of nothing.<\/p>\n<p>tl;dr, I&#8217;mma be some places online you can find me, and here&#8217;s where:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"37859\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2020\/09\/08\/wheres-virtual-wendig\/paolini-tsiasos-tour_1024x512_9-16\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?fit=1024%2C512&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?fit=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?fit=700%2C350&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-37859\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?resize=700%2C350\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Paolini-TSiaSoS-Tour_1024x512_9-16.jpg?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Weds, 9\/16, 7pm<\/strong>: A chat with Christopher Paolini over Crowdcast via Doylestown Bookshop, in support of TO SLEEP IN A SEA OF STARS<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sat, 9\/26, 7pm<\/strong>: A chat with Col. Terry Verts via Book Passage, in support of HOW TO ASTRONAUT<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fri, 10\/16, 8pm<\/strong>: A chat with Cory Doctorow via Fountain Bookstore, in support of ATTACK SURFACE.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tues, 10\/20, 7pm<\/strong>: Keynote for attendees of the Pennsylvania Library Association conference.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Weds, 10\/28, 1pm<\/strong>: Inside Writing talk show, episode &#8220;Writing the Weird&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fri, 11\/6, 5:15pm<\/strong>: Opening keynote to Writer&#8217;s Digest Conference Online<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s me. More details as I have them, and of course in this completely nonsensical nightmare era, everything is TBD and forever in-flux. It may still be March? Who knows!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take the red pill and you stay in Wendigland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. (I loathe that a bunch of zero-brained nitwits have taken &#8220;red pill.&#8221;) ANYWAY. Hey, hi, I&#8217;m back &#8212; finally got a new computer, summer is ending, and so begins the season of renewed work. 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