{"id":36209,"date":"2020-03-30T10:53:30","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T14:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=36209"},"modified":"2022-01-08T19:05:09","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T00:05:09","slug":"the-mookie-pearl-duology-now-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2020\/03\/30\/the-mookie-pearl-duology-now-free\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mookie Pearl Duology, Now Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/737\/21767769194_95098ac3ed_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/737\/21767769194_95098ac3ed_b.jpg?resize=700%2C530&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"530\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I offered these two books last week up through Payhip\/Paypal, but that shit did not seem to work. I got tons of errors across Paypal, and I don&#8217;t know where shit got borked. So, here we go again, except this time I&#8217;m offering them free, right here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/sh\/zcfauw7rsfvplye\/AAB5MnkUzZqt0nWhv3UzfR4Za?dl=0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Mookie Pearl Duology<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s both books, each in three available formats (epub, pdf, mobi) for your use. They&#8217;re urban fantasy novels about a dude who works the literal intersection between the criminal underworld and the actual-literal-monstery-underworld. There are mystical drugs and stuff. They&#8217;re fun, I hope. Important to note that once upon a time, this was gonna be a trilogy &#8212; so, the second-book is a raw, rough ending if you just let it emotionally end where it does. It ends! It literally ends. It&#8217;s not an unfinished story. But there was always meant to be a third book that picks up the pieces of what the second book left behind.<\/p>\n<p>Please to enjoy these reads, Pandemic Pals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I offered these two books last week up through Payhip\/Paypal, but that shit did not seem to work. I got tons of errors across Paypal, and I don&#8217;t know where shit got borked. So, here we go again, except this time I&#8217;m offering them free, right here: The Mookie Pearl Duology It&#8217;s both books, each [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-36209","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-9q1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36209"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36211,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36209\/revisions\/36211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}