such\u00a0<\/em>a great festival and I was going to hang with pals like Delilah Dawson and Eric Smith, but it unfortunately it’s just *gestures chaotically* right now. (Extra bummer for me, I was heading up there to check out the UBC Heirloom Apple festival so that’s a small gut punch to miss it.) This also ruins my curious pattern of going to Canada every dang October. I HAVE BROKEN THE PROPHECY AND NOW I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.<\/p>\nSo, if you were heading there to see me — well, I won’t be there. But again, to boomerang back some good news, it is an absolutely amazing conference which you surely already know and so the lack of me won’t impact your experience at all — you’ll get so much out of it by the end you’ll wonder why you even cared about me at all.<\/p>\n
(Answer: my luxurious, well-unguented beard. That’s why.)<\/p>\n
Anyway, updates will at some point get more regular here as grief and chaos abate.<\/p>\n
I’m also nesting on some cool news like a patient hen, and at some point these eggs will hatch.<\/p>\n
Onward, we go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Life brings a steady stream of news, good and ill, and so today I bring you a fistful of each — which to open first? I suppose a spoonful of sugar, and all that.<\/p>\n