{"id":33564,"date":"2018-11-30T12:23:33","date_gmt":"2018-11-30T17:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=33564"},"modified":"2022-01-11T03:18:21","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T08:18:21","slug":"friday-newspoop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/11\/30\/friday-newspoop\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Newspoop!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! It is Friday. What happens on Friday? Oh, I dunno, maybe a hot fresh bucket of NEWS-FLAVORED NEWS NIBBLINGS, coming right atcha. Nothing particularly revelatory today, but just the same, buckle up &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>And let&#8217;s ride.<\/p>\n<p>1. New episode of Ragnatalk, featuring Max Temkin of CAH. Wait, what&#8217;s that? You&#8217;re not yet listening to Chuck &amp; Anthony: Ragnatalk? Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/ragnatalk.com\/episodes\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fix your shit and come correct<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>2. If you wanted a terribleminds mug, like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/art_harder_motherf_ker_coffee_mug-168003199883625509\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this Art Harder one<\/a>, they are currently 40% off today (11\/30) with code\u00a0CYBRWEEKZAZZ. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/terribleminds\/products\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Or, I dunno, other mugs<\/a>! And don&#8217;t forget the <a href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/11\/27\/gifts-for-writers-2018\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Gifts for Writers 2018<\/a> post is live in case you&#8217;re a penmonkey in need of gifts or a non-penmonkey in need of gifts\u00a0<em>for\u00a0<\/em>a penmonkey. Writers need love, too, is what I&#8217;m saying.<\/p>\n<p>3. The collection of\u00a0<strong>Star Wars<\/strong> short fiction,\u00a0<strong>From A Certain Point of View<\/strong>, is $2.99 today for your ELECTRIZZIC BOOKENMACHINE or whatever, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2SrBRCj\">so go have it<\/a>. It&#8217;s a series of stories based on many of the lesser characters from\u00a0<strong>A New Hope<\/strong>, and my story is about the cantina barkeep, Wuher.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0<strong>Invasive<\/strong> is $3.99 <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2KJIvB8\">in eBook<\/a>. Why? Because reasons!<\/p>\n<p>5. Do not forget you can get in <a href=\"https:\/\/subterraneanpress.com\/death-and-honey\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">a preorder of a signed copy of the limited release hardcover<\/a> of <strong>Death &amp; Honey<\/strong>, which contains three novellas &#8212; one by me, one by Kevin Hearne, one by Delilah S. Dawson, cover by the inimitable Galen Dara. But but but, you can also <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2zBDxBU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">preorder the eBook now<\/a>\u00a0 &#8212; $5.99 gets you that, and soon we&#8217;ll have audio up for pre-order, to boot.<\/p>\n<p>AND THAT IS IT.<\/p>\n<p>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, WEIRDOS.<\/p>\n<p>*sprays you with a spray bottle*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello! It is Friday. What happens on Friday? Oh, I dunno, maybe a hot fresh bucket of NEWS-FLAVORED NEWS NIBBLINGS, coming right atcha. Nothing particularly revelatory today, but just the same, buckle up &#8212; And let&#8217;s ride. 1. New episode of Ragnatalk, featuring Max Temkin of CAH. Wait, what&#8217;s that? 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