{"id":33314,"date":"2018-10-30T10:40:42","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T14:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=33314"},"modified":"2022-01-08T16:01:55","modified_gmt":"2022-01-08T21:01:55","slug":"i-can-fly-twice-as-high-aka-my-halcon-2018-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/10\/30\/i-can-fly-twice-as-high-aka-my-halcon-2018-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can Fly Twice As High &#8212; AKA, My HalCon 2018 Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I AM BACK FROM THE FOGSOAKED WILDS OF COASTAL ATLANTIC CANADA, FROM THE LOVECRAFTIAN REALM OF DONAIRS AND POUTINE AND LOBSTERS.<\/p>\n<p>Halifax was great.<\/p>\n<p>Hal-Con, in particular, was sublime.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one of those &#8220;just right&#8221; cons &#8212; not so big it&#8217;s a soul-crushing meat-grinder, but not so small where you&#8217;re not really sure the juice was worth the squeeze. It had tons of local vendors, ace cosplay, and a really nice spread of great people &#8212; both fellow guests and fans. (Bonus: got to hang with my Sister from Another Mister, Delilah S. Dawson &#8212; whose newest, <strong>Treason of Hawks<\/strong>, is out in both <a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780316502375\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">print<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2AAQWeH\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">e-book<\/a>, and it completes her excellent Shadow series.) They also treat their guests like fucking royalty. I had a personal assistant! His name was Spencer and he looked like a young Matthew McConaughey? (Sidenote: why the fuck don&#8217;t I have an assistant?) It&#8217;s nice. It was all nice.<\/p>\n<p>Nice as cookies.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, except for the flight back, to which I say:<\/p>\n<p>EAT SPECTACULAR SHIT, AIR CANADA.<\/p>\n<p>This is the third time I&#8217;ve traveled with them.<\/p>\n<p>And the third time they&#8217;ve canceled a flight\u00a0<em>right out from under me<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Like, you get to the airport.<\/p>\n<p>You wait until approximately the boarding time.<\/p>\n<p>And then the flight is just &#8212; boop! It&#8217;s fucking gone. It never existed, maybe. It was a collective hallucination borne by the ticket-holders, who knows. Either way: this happened again yesterday and they were like, &#8220;You can go home tomorrow instead.&#8221; And I was like, &#8220;There are no additional flights?&#8221; They said there was one, but it had no seats. And they were going to give me a hotel room but they didn&#8217;t have any hotel rooms and I was gonna have to wait. And technically I had to be back here today because I have child-entangled things to do, and then also Halloween tomorrow, so my kid was crushed I wasn&#8217;t coming home. While waiting, I toodled around the Internet for about 17 seconds and found out hey yeah there\u00a0<em>are too<\/em> seats available on the next flight?<\/p>\n<p>The Air Canada person told me (in what I am to understand was a lie) that she couldn&#8217;t rebook me on that one For Reasons, and I could book it and they&#8217;d just fix the difference later? Ugh. So I did that.<\/p>\n<p>That flight was to leave at 9PM.<\/p>\n<p>And ended up not leaving until after 10PM.<\/p>\n<p>Which meant I didn&#8217;t get\u00a0<em>home<\/em> until after 1AM, which is not fun.<\/p>\n<p>But I got to gently wake up B-Dub and give the kid a hug, which was honestly the best reward at the end of such an irritating kidney stone of a journey.<\/p>\n<p>Oh also, another thing that makes it all worth it?<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"33316\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/10\/30\/i-can-fly-twice-as-high-aka-my-halcon-2018-recap\/levar-and-moi_halcon2018\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?fit=901%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"901,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?fit=700%2C932&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-33316\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?resize=700%2C932\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"932\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?w=901&amp;ssl=1 901w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?resize=768%2C1023&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Levar-And-Moi_HALCON2018.jpg?resize=769%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 769w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s Levar Burton.<\/p>\n<p>One of the actual architects of both my childhood and, one could argue,\u00a0<em>my very career<\/em>. Inspiring me then, and inspiring me now because this dude is as kind as any. He walks into a room and introduces himself to everybody, warm and smiling. He is pure cool and total comfort. (Bonus: to my great shock, he knew who I was, which pretty much completes Life Bingo, I think. I won life. I have conquered the summit. If I perish here, know I am satisfied at having made it.)<\/p>\n<p>So: if given a chance to go to Hal-Con?<\/p>\n<p>Do it.<\/p>\n<p>(Just don&#8217;t fly Air Canada.)<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see, what else is up?<\/p>\n<p>Big announcement tomorrow, I think.<\/p>\n<p>The Mega Ultra Super Big-Ass Book Bundle is still on sale for another day, 50% off with coupon NANO2018 &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/payhip.com\/b\/qUjO\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">you can click here to grab a shitload of writing books and a couple novels<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vox.com\/culture\/2018\/10\/24\/17995502\/twitter-trolls-bots-chuck-wendig-bethany-lacina\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">One more deep-dive on the bots-and-puppets phenomenon surrounding, well, me<\/a>. This time over at Vox-dot-com, so give a click and have a read. I don&#8217;t agree with every assertion made, and I think there might be some context missing, but it will be a fascinating read for you just the same.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You Might Be The Killer<\/strong> screened at Toronto After Dark, and it think won some cool audience awards? It&#8217;s also still showing on SyFy now and again, including via on-demand.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m working through\u00a0<strong>Wanderers<\/strong> page proofs at a furious pace.<\/p>\n<p>And I think that&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n<p>See you soon, my sweet babbies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I AM BACK FROM THE FOGSOAKED WILDS OF COASTAL ATLANTIC CANADA, FROM THE LOVECRAFTIAN REALM OF DONAIRS AND POUTINE AND LOBSTERS. Halifax was great. Hal-Con, in particular, was sublime. It&#8217;s one of those &#8220;just right&#8221; cons &#8212; not so big it&#8217;s a soul-crushing meat-grinder, but not so small where you&#8217;re not really sure the juice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33315,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-33314","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-theramble","9":"has-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image1-2.jpeg?fit=2048%2C1533&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8Fk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33314"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33321,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33314\/revisions\/33321"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}