{"id":32545,"date":"2018-07-15T12:29:20","date_gmt":"2018-07-15T16:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=32545"},"modified":"2022-01-08T21:57:49","modified_gmt":"2022-01-09T02:57:49","slug":"awkward-author-contest-2018-winner-and-now-its-your-turn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/07\/15\/awkward-author-contest-2018-winner-and-now-its-your-turn\/","title":{"rendered":"Awkward Author Contest 2018: Winner, And Now It&#8217;s Your Turn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have our first winner in the Awkward Author Photo Contest.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s this fella, who appears to be wearing himself on his own shirt.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why I picked it. It\u00a0<em>sang\u00a0<\/em>to me. Like a sweetly awkward song. It feels earnest, authentic, but still preciously gooby.<\/p>\n<p>WELL DONE, JD BUFFINGTON.<\/p>\n<p>Now, it&#8217;s your turn.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/albums\/72157697428445481\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Here are the rest<\/a> &#8212; there are 40 more submissions.<\/p>\n<p>They are utterly weird and wonderful. You will find some familiar faces in here, perhaps.<\/p>\n<p><em>Your<\/em> job now is:<\/p>\n<p>Pick your favorite.<\/p>\n<p>Just one.<\/p>\n<p>JUST ONE.<\/p>\n<p>Go to the comments section below.<\/p>\n<p>Type in the number of your favorite photo &#8212; the number that corresponds with the photo in Flickr. Aka, the photo&#8217;s title.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>Type\u00a0<em>nothing else<\/em>, or your vote may not be counted.<\/p>\n<p>Do not choose two.<\/p>\n<p>Choose one, type only the number.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll keep voting open till Wednesday, July 25th.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy. Vote. See you on the other side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have our first winner in the Awkward Author Photo Contest. It&#8217;s this fella, who appears to be wearing himself on his own shirt. I don&#8217;t know why I picked it. It\u00a0sang\u00a0to me. Like a sweetly awkward song. It feels earnest, authentic, but still preciously gooby. WELL DONE, JD BUFFINGTON. Now, it&#8217;s your turn. Here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-32545","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-theramble","9":"has-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/image1.jpeg?fit=1350%2C1800&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8sV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32545"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32549,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32545\/revisions\/32549"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}