{"id":32099,"date":"2018-04-16T09:10:49","date_gmt":"2018-04-16T13:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=32099"},"modified":"2018-04-16T09:10:49","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T13:10:49","slug":"solomon-grundy-was-born-on-a-macro-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/04\/16\/solomon-grundy-was-born-on-a-macro-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Solomon Grundy Was Born On A Macro Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/897\/39531019190_6a326d675c_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/897\/39531019190_6a326d675c_b.jpg?resize=700%2C467&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" \/><\/a>That is a suitably dreary photo to accurately represent how suitably dreary it is outside right now. It&#8217;s gray and rainy and unnnggghh *banshee moan* this weekend was warm and lush and spring was in the air and now it&#8217;s cold and wet and fuck it.<\/p>\n<p>And no that&#8217;s not a macro photo, but we&#8217;re all just going to have to deal. It&#8217;s a macro photo if you&#8217;re a giant. How about that? There you go. If you&#8217;re a giant, particularly a Space Giant out there in Giant Space, it&#8217;s a macro photo. Boom, you just got\u00a0<em>lawyered<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So, this week &#8212; well, the end of this week &#8212; I turn a big ol&#8217; whopping 42 years old, which given HHGTTG, leads me to believe this will be some kind of very special year for me, cosmically speaking? I mean, probably not, but let a fella have his literarily numerological leanings, yeah? Yeah. But anyway, to celebrate, I figure I&#8217;d put my <a href=\"https:\/\/payhip.com\/b\/qUjO\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>MEGA ULTRA SUPER DUPER POOPER UBER BOOK BUNDLE<\/strong><\/span><\/a> on sale &#8212; 50% off, so $20 becomes $10, which means you get ten books (eight writing books, two novels) for a buck a pop all in one go. You can check it out <a href=\"https:\/\/payhip.com\/b\/qUjO\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, and you get the sale price with the coupon BOOKBIRTHDAY.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also noodled on doing a Patreon or Drip to support this site &#8212; but I&#8217;m also not sure about it. I don&#8217;t want to silo content unnecessarily, and I don&#8217;t want to split the readership here, nor punish those who\u00a0<em>aren&#8217;t<\/em> subscribers. More thought will be required.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, also, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2H1LhTM\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>ATLANTA BURNS<\/strong><\/span><\/a> and its sequel, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2H1Xqns\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>THE HUNT<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, are still on sale for $0.99 a pop. For how long? I&#8217;ve no idea. Maybe ten minutes. Maybe ten years. Again, please note: these books are trigger-warning-flavored for all manner of things, so please be aware of that going into the deal. Good news on this front: a friend of mine wrote a pilot script based on the first AB book, and it was\u00a0<em>fucking cracking<\/em> &#8212; I&#8217;ve read a lot of pilot scripts and this one, boy howdy, it&#8217;s one of the best scripts I&#8217;ve read. It captures the book while still being its own thing? It&#8217;s great. I don&#8217;t know that anything will happen with it, but Good Lord Willing and the Creek Don&#8217;t Rise, fortune will smile on this weird little project.<\/p>\n<p>ANYWAY.<\/p>\n<p>Reminder of where I&#8217;ll be upcoming &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>This weekend: Ravencon in Virginia!<\/p>\n<p>Then, May 5th, I&#8217;ll be at the Quakertown branch of the BCFL library for their comic-con day. I&#8217;ll be signing books and Let&#8217;s Play Books will have books for sale, so come by, say hi. <a href=\"https:\/\/buckslib.org\/bcfl-comic-con-authors-artists-games\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Details here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m at <a href=\"https:\/\/phoenixcomicfest.com\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Phoenix ComicFest<\/strong><\/span><\/a>\u00a0May 24 &#8211; 27, and will have a schedule for you soon.<\/p>\n<p>Then I think I&#8217;m popping up to BEA to sign Damn Fine Story? More on that as I know!<\/p>\n<p>Then I&#8217;m doing Writer&#8217;s Digest in NYC in August.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;M OUT.<\/p>\n<p>*runs naked and\u00a0cackling into the woods*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is a suitably dreary photo to accurately represent how suitably dreary it is outside right now. It&#8217;s gray and rainy and unnnggghh *banshee moan* this weekend was warm and lush and spring was in the air and now it&#8217;s cold and wet and fuck it. And no that&#8217;s not a macro photo, but we&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-32099","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8lJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32099"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32101,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32099\/revisions\/32101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}