{"id":32049,"date":"2018-04-02T09:46:18","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T13:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=32049"},"modified":"2018-04-02T09:46:18","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T13:46:18","slug":"macro-monday-is-an-anxiety-toothbrush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/04\/02\/macro-monday-is-an-anxiety-toothbrush\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Is An Anxiety Toothbrush"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Kinda love this photo. It is very clearly a toothbrush with intense anxiety. What gives a toothbrush anxiety? It sounds like a joke, but I really don’t know. Plaque? Whatever. (FYI: “Anxiety Toothbrush” is the name of my Jaeger robot in PACIFIC RIM 3.) Point is, I like this photo, and it’s a new macro, so please enjoy it. Or don’t. You’re not my puppet.<\/p>\n

OR ARE YOU.<\/p>\n

Anyway.<\/p>\n

The other day, I took this photo:<\/p>\n

<\/a>And today, I took this photo:<\/p>\n

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So obviously, spring has been radicalized by winter. Visiting weird Winter Forums and hanging out on Winterstagram. Learning its ways.<\/p>\n

Stupid weather.<\/p>\n

Also, this photo:<\/p>\n

<\/a>Which, obviously, is a very colorful egg from a very colorful bird.<\/p>\n

And now it’s hatching.<\/p>\n

OR MAYBE IT IS AN EGG THAT I DYED and uhh, dropped?<\/p>\n

Shut up.<\/p>\n

So! What’s going on? How’s everybody doing?<\/p>\n

Here’s what’s new in Wendigville:<\/p>\n

Both Atlanta Burns<\/strong><\/span><\/a> and its sequel, The Hunt<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, are on sale in e-book right now at Amazon for $0.99 — which puts the first book as the, erm, #1 seller in Amazon’s Teen & Young Adult\u00a0Physical & Emotional Abuse Fiction category. Which is a thing that exists, I guess. And is a thing that roughly tells you the tenor of these books, so please: assume a trigger warning for, like, *gestures widely* all the things.<\/p>\n

And also reminder that I’ll be joining the mighty Kevin Hearne and freshly-Hugo-nominated Fran Wilde at the Doylestown Bookshop this coming Saturday<\/strong><\/span><\/a> (Doylestown, PA) at 7PM. Kevin is releasing the newest — and final! — Iron Druid book, so Fran and I are happy to help him celebrate this release.\u00a0Be there or be frowned upon from a great distance.<\/p>\n

I also pitched a new book to my editor at Del Rey, and she seemed to dig it, so I’m off to the races on that one — time to start doing research and plotting a rough outline and imbibing various hallucinogenic draughts. I mean, ha ha, what.<\/p>\n

And that’s it for me, folks.<\/p>\n

Have an excellent week, and remember:<\/p>\n

DO THE THING<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kinda love this photo. It is very clearly a toothbrush with intense anxiety. What gives a toothbrush anxiety? It sounds like a joke, but I really don’t know. Plaque? Whatever. (FYI: “Anxiety Toothbrush” is the name of my Jaeger robot in PACIFIC RIM 3.) Point is, I like this photo, and it’s a new macro, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-32049","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8kV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32049"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32052,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32049\/revisions\/32052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}