{"id":31982,"date":"2018-03-12T08:18:33","date_gmt":"2018-03-12T12:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=31982"},"modified":"2018-03-12T08:18:33","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T12:18:33","slug":"macro-monday-thought-it-was-time-to-thaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/03\/12\/macro-monday-thought-it-was-time-to-thaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Thought It Was Time To Thaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4654\/38608525730_80171dd1d1_h.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4654\/38608525730_80171dd1d1_h.jpg?resize=700%2C1051&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"1051\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re stuck in a repeated cycle of snow-thaw-snow-thaw, and today we&#8217;re getting&#8230; *checks weather* more snow? Whatever. Goddamnit, weather, get your shit together oh ha ha ha you can&#8217;t because the climate is drunk on our fumes.<\/p>\n<p>ANYWHO, so what&#8217;s up everyone?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s up with me, real quick &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m back from ECCC &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2018\/03\/06\/macro-monday-is-back-from-seattle-and-back-in-the-saddle-again\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>recap here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I finished the third draft of WANDERERS, mostly just a quick polish to get the rest of my\u00a0<em>flavor-text<\/em> snidbits in there at the fore of each of the 90-some chapters. The book is now (*coughs into hand*) 277,000 words, so it is pretty darn close to a bonafide bison bludgeoner of a book. It doesn&#8217;t come out for a WHOLE YEAR, basically, which is really weird for me? Because here I am, with&#8230; a huge expanse of 2018 where No Books Of Mine Come Out. It is the dark times. It&#8217;s arguably how a writer&#8217;s publishing schedule is\u00a0<em>supposed\u00a0<\/em>to look, but mine is usually more in the &#8220;one book every 4-5 months&#8221; department. So, we&#8217;re crossing over into weird territory for me. I also have only one book to\u00a0<em>write<\/em> across the rest of this year, too.<\/p>\n<p>This strange feeling tastes of both freedom and fear.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I await edits on\u00a0<strong>Vultures<\/strong>, the next (and\u00a0<em>last<\/em>) Miriam Black book.<\/p>\n<p>What else?<\/p>\n<p>I have a cool comics thing I cannot yet announce, but I&#8217;m writing it this week.<\/p>\n<p>My upcoming schedule is as follows:<\/p>\n<p>March 24th, giving a Workshop for the Austin RWA &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/austinrwa.org\/chuck-wendig-workshop\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>still a few slots open<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>April 7th, 4pm, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.doylestownbookshop.com\/event\/kevin-hearne\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Doylestown Bookshop<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, in Doylestown, PA &#8212; I&#8217;ll be joining Kevin Hearne and Fran Wilde on the release of Kevin&#8217;s latest and last Iron Druid book.<\/p>\n<p>April 20-22, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ravencon.com\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>RavenCon<\/strong><\/span><\/a> in Williamsburg, VA<\/p>\n<p>May 23-27th, Phoenix Comic Fest in Phoenix, AZ<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s it, folks.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the jam.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy your week.<\/p>\n<p>May you hit Monday in the face with a book.<\/p>\n<p>Because then Monday is down and whimpering, and you still have a book.<\/p>\n<p>FUCK MONDAY AND YAY BOOKS<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re stuck in a repeated cycle of snow-thaw-snow-thaw, and today we&#8217;re getting&#8230; *checks weather* more snow? Whatever. Goddamnit, weather, get your shit together oh ha ha ha you can&#8217;t because the climate is drunk on our fumes. ANYWHO, so what&#8217;s up everyone? Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s up with me, real quick &#8212; I&#8217;m back from ECCC &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-31982","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8jQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31982"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31984,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31982\/revisions\/31984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}