{"id":31554,"date":"2017-10-25T10:46:28","date_gmt":"2017-10-25T14:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=31554"},"modified":"2017-10-25T12:35:15","modified_gmt":"2017-10-25T16:35:15","slug":"some-crass-but-necessarily-self-promotional-reminders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2017\/10\/25\/some-crass-but-necessarily-self-promotional-reminders\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Crass But Necessary Self-Promotional Reminders"},"content":{"rendered":"

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First up, Turok #3<\/strong><\/span><\/a> is out today. TAKE A TRIP TO THE STORMLANDS, Y’ALL. Meet some new friends. Ride some dinosaurs. I’m new to the comics thing, relatively, but this has been a\u00a0blast<\/em> to write. And Alvaro’s art continues to kick me in the teeth in the best way possible.<\/p>\n

Second, the big-ass mega-ultra holy-shit whamma-jamma book bundle<\/strong><\/span><\/a> is still 50% off until November 1st — all to help you get ramped up for Nanowrimo. It’s 8 writing books and two novels, and using code\u00a0NANOCTOBER\u00a0<\/i>gets you it for ten bucks instead of twenty.<\/p>\n

Third, if you have read and enjoyed\u00a0Damn Fine Story<\/strong>, please leave a review somewhere. If you didn’t like it, please paint\u00a0your negative review onto\u00a0the side of a goat, then feed the goat to a crocodile. If you liked the book, please tell a friend! If you did not like it, please tell an enemy that you\u00a0did<\/em> like it, in the hopes that your deception will cause them to read the book and be disappointed — victory for you. If you still need to check out the book: print<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, e-book<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Fourth, why is\u00a0Zer0es<\/strong> $3.99? I dunno! But go grab it<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

And that’s it. Naughty, naughty self-promotion is done.<\/p>\n

*showers off the scum and villainy and capitalism*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First up, Turok #3 is out today. TAKE A TRIP TO THE STORMLANDS, Y’ALL. Meet some new friends. Ride some dinosaurs. I’m new to the comics thing, relatively, but this has been a\u00a0blast to write. And Alvaro’s art continues to kick me in the teeth in the best way possible. Second, the big-ass mega-ultra holy-shit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-31554","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8cW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31554"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31556,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31554\/revisions\/31556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}