{"id":31519,"date":"2017-10-16T00:01:25","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T04:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=31519"},"modified":"2017-10-13T08:16:03","modified_gmt":"2017-10-13T12:16:03","slug":"macro-monday-hits-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2017\/10\/16\/macro-monday-hits-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Hits The Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1173\/5128243335_ff6ab66bc8_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c2.staticflickr.com\/2\/1173\/5128243335_ff6ab66bc8_b.jpg?resize=700%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It is time, good people of the intertubes, for me to leave you.<\/p>\n<p>*gets in a spaceship*<\/p>\n<p>*waits for spaceship to take off*<\/p>\n<p>*finds out spaceship is actually just a pillow fort my 6-year-old built*<\/p>\n<p>*stays in there anyway, drinking cocoa, because fuck yeah, pillow forts and cocoa*<\/p>\n<p>OKAY NO I&#8217;m not actually escaping the gravity of this planet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m\u00a0<em>hitting the road<\/em> in support of\u00a0<strong>Damn Fine Story<\/strong>, out tomorrow. (And, if we&#8217;re being totally honest, I have\u00a0<em>already left<\/em> on a big airplane and should already be on the Leftmost Coast.)<\/p>\n<p>(*waves*)<\/p>\n<p>While out here, I am joining Kevin Hearne (<strong>Plague of Giants!<\/strong>) and Fran Wilde (<strong>The Bone Universe!<\/strong>) and popping off to a trio of really cool events that you should totally go to. No, I don&#8217;t care where you live, you should go. Go now. Get there. Steal a car. Cling to the wing of a plane like a gremlin, I don&#8217;t care,\u00a0<em>just get it done<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Where we will be:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">October 17th, San Francisco, Borderlands Books, 6pm &#8212; <a href=\"https:\/\/borderlands-books.com\/about_events.html#googlecal\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>details here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">October 18th, Portland\/Beaverton, Powell&#8217;s Books, 7pm &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.powells.com\/eventdetail?popup=true&amp;eventID=1270&amp;rwndrnd=0.3983169107025162\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>details here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">October 19th, Seattle, University Temple Church, 7pm &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestranger.com\/events\/25445567\/kevin-hearne-chuck-wendig-fran-wilde\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>details here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>PLEASE TO COME AND SAY HELLO.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and\u00a0<em>fine<\/em>, you want a macro, here goes:<\/p>\n<p>Autumnal drops! Not a new shot, but I like it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5639\/30800954946_c6b588697c_h.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5639\/30800954946_c6b588697c_h.jpg?resize=700%2C1051&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"1051\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is time, good people of the intertubes, for me to leave you. *gets in a spaceship* *waits for spaceship to take off* *finds out spaceship is actually just a pillow fort my 6-year-old built* *stays in there anyway, drinking cocoa, because fuck yeah, pillow forts and cocoa* OKAY NO I&#8217;m not actually escaping the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-31519","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8cn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31519"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31525,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31519\/revisions\/31525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}