{"id":31444,"date":"2017-09-25T10:02:06","date_gmt":"2017-09-25T14:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=31444"},"modified":"2017-09-25T10:02:06","modified_gmt":"2017-09-25T14:02:06","slug":"macro-monday-says-buy-some-books-help-puerto-rico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2017\/09\/25\/macro-monday-says-buy-some-books-help-puerto-rico\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Says, Buy Some Books, Help Puerto Rico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First up, let&#8217;s get this out of the way &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Puerto Rico is undergoing a humanitarian crisis thanks to Hurricane Maria.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/national\/hot-isolated-and-running-out-of-supplies-parts-of-puerto-rico-near-desperation\/2017\/09\/24\/7f3bcc78-a139-11e7-b14f-f41773cd5a14_story.html?utm_term=.f495ceab1369\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>It&#8217;s not good, and it&#8217;s getting worse<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s devastation, literally and emotionally, for the people of Puerto Rico &#8212; which, please remember, is an American colony that already gets the short-end of the stick, and it exists under a president that right now feels <em>very<\/em> comfortable railing about NFL players taking a knee to protest the oppression of black lives but who apparently has <em>little<\/em> <em>interest<\/em> in shining a light on an ongoing American crisis.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, to get to the meat of it &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>For Houston, I donated sales to two of my books (<strong>Blue Blazes<\/strong> and <strong>Hellsblood Bride<\/strong>) to Americares. (As such, I was able to donate $250.) This time, I&#8217;m going to donate profits\u00a0of\u00a0my Mega Writing Bundle to the Hispanic Federation, taking a page from Lin Manuel Miranda. You are of course able to <a href=\"https:\/\/hispanicfederation.org\/donate\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>donate directly to that charity<\/strong><\/span><\/a>! But, for the next seven days, if you <a href=\"https:\/\/payhip.com\/b\/qUjO\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>grab a copy of the Writing Bundle<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, which gets you ten books for twenty bucks (eight writing books and two novels), you&#8217;ll also be donating to the Hispanic Federation.<\/p>\n<p>[Link to Writing Bundle: <a href=\"https:\/\/payhip.com\/b\/qUjO\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>[Also, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lin_Manuel\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Lin Manuel&#8217;s Twitter account<\/strong><\/span><\/a> is worthy of a follow, not just because it&#8217;s Lin Manuel, but also because he&#8217;s been charting some of the help that the Hispanic Federation is doing for PR.]<\/p>\n<p>Anyway!<\/p>\n<h2>Other Updatery-Floo-Dee-Doo<\/h2>\n<p>Tomorrow, Good Lord Willing and the Creek Don&#8217;t Rise, I&#8217;ll be in Philadelphia at the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1922314308016516\/?acontext=%7B%22ref%22%3A%2223%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>B&amp;N Rittenhouse<\/strong><\/span><\/a> Square to help Fran Wilde usher in the third and final book in her Bone Universe series. (The one caveat is we&#8217;re dealing with a small bronchial plague in Das Wendighaus, so that&#8217;s a variable. I&#8217;m doing okay, my wife less so, so I&#8217;m hoping to make it.)<\/p>\n<p>Then, next week I&#8217;m off to Pelee Island for the Pelee Island Writers Retreat.<\/p>\n<p>Then: NYCC.<\/p>\n<p>Then: back with Fran and Kevin Hearne in San Francisco (Borderlands!) on October 17th, Portland (Powells!) on Oct 18th, and Seattle Oct 19th. <a href=\"http:\/\/kevinhearne.com\/events-and-appearances\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Quick deets at Kevin&#8217;s blog<\/strong><\/span><\/a>! Kevin is launching his most excellent Plague of Giants, Fran&#8217;s rocking Horizon, and I&#8217;ll be launching my new book about narrative and storytelling, Damn Fine Story.<\/p>\n<p>Then: home again.<\/p>\n<p>Uhh. What else?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Exeunt<\/strong> remains a giant book. I&#8217;m pretty sure I should be done it by now. It&#8217;s 800 pages (in Word), currently 182,000 words, and it just&#8230; keeps&#8230; going.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2xuppbB\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Invasive is still on sale<\/strong><\/span><\/a>: $4.99. <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2xAcl60\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Zer0es is<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, too. And the third Miriam Black book, <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2xAcl60\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>The Cormorant<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, is now $3.99 for Reasons Unknown and for Timeframe Unclear.<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n<p>Onto the macros.<\/p>\n<p>The first of which I love very much:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4414\/37158215162_53a117b571_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4414\/37158215162_53a117b571_b.jpg?resize=699%2C466&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"699\" height=\"466\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because though\u00a0you&#8217;ve seen the ladybug, you haven&#8217;t seen the spider.<\/p>\n<p>And another cool camouflaged spider:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4395\/37153496026_ee7c784b6b_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4395\/37153496026_ee7c784b6b_b.jpg?resize=699%2C466&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"699\" height=\"466\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here, have some weird fungus! It&#8217;s in your brain now! It&#8217;s taking over!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4415\/37153496786_e0e6f1407b_h.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/5\/4415\/37153496786_e0e6f1407b_h.jpg?resize=699%2C1049&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"699\" height=\"1049\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>You can always find more of my pics at my Flickr account<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Shine on, you cuckoo rhinestones. Shine on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First up, let&#8217;s get this out of the way &#8212; Puerto Rico is undergoing a humanitarian crisis thanks to Hurricane Maria. It&#8217;s not good, and it&#8217;s getting worse. It&#8217;s devastation, literally and emotionally, for the people of Puerto Rico &#8212; which, please remember, is an American colony that already gets the short-end of the stick, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-31444","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-8ba","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31445,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31444\/revisions\/31445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}