{"id":30452,"date":"2017-01-03T13:28:34","date_gmt":"2017-01-03T18:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=30452"},"modified":"2017-01-03T13:28:34","modified_gmt":"2017-01-03T18:28:34","slug":"awkward-author-photo-contest-the-awkward-author-winners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2017\/01\/03\/awkward-author-photo-contest-the-awkward-author-winners\/","title":{"rendered":"Awkward Author Photo Contest: The Awkward Author Winners!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AND SO IT IS DONE.<\/p>\n<p>The votes are tallied.<\/p>\n<p>The awkwardness is codified and canonical.<\/p>\n<p>Here then are the top four winners &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>#14 (by a long shot), #22, then in a tight race, #27, and #15. #2 also came in close enough where I&#8217;m gonna just go ahead and count it as five winners as much as four, because those last three were one vote off apiece, and god only knows if I fucked up the vote count.<\/p>\n<p>Congrats to you winners.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, &#8220;congrats,&#8221; because c&#8217;mon. *side-eye*<\/p>\n<p>YOU WINNER HUMANS, you need to email me at terribleminds at gmail dot com and gimme your deets. By which I mean, your mailing address so I can mail you a book.<\/p>\n<p>Here, then, are the top five:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/331\/31600857492_c6dd1954ca_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/331\/31600857492_c6dd1954ca_b.jpg?resize=700%2C525&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">#14<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5600\/31375042010_909f240886_o.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c2.staticflickr.com\/6\/5600\/31375042010_909f240886_o.jpg?resize=480%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">#22<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/396\/31631604631_c9c4856f7d_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/396\/31631604631_c9c4856f7d_b.jpg?resize=700%2C611&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"611\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">#27<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/642\/31375041970_5ac64eeece_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/642\/31375041970_5ac64eeece_b.jpg?resize=700%2C709&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"709\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">#15<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"width: 709px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/458\/31631603671_a7c8b55c9f_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/1\/458\/31631603671_a7c8b55c9f_b.jpg?resize=699%2C528&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"699\" height=\"528\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">#2<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AND SO IT IS DONE. The votes are tallied. The awkwardness is codified and canonical. Here then are the top four winners &#8212; #14 (by a long shot), #22, then in a tight race, #27, and #15. #2 also came in close enough where I&#8217;m gonna just go ahead and count it as five winners [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-30452","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7Va","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30452"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30454,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30452\/revisions\/30454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}