{"id":30062,"date":"2016-10-03T08:08:44","date_gmt":"2016-10-03T12:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=30062"},"modified":"2016-10-03T09:22:01","modified_gmt":"2016-10-03T13:22:01","slug":"macro-monday-is-a-fun-guy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/10\/03\/macro-monday-is-a-fun-guy-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Is A Fun Guy, Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[EDIT, DAMNIT I DID THIS ONE ALREADY.]<\/p>\n

[This is why writing posts early Monday before I’ve had coffee is a\u00a0doomed plan<\/em>.]<\/p>\n

[Let’s try this again.]<\/p>\n

[Okay! New mushroom photo. Much better. This one is one you can\u00a0actually<\/em> eat.]<\/p>\n

First, both Atlanta Burns<\/strong><\/span><\/a> (book 1) and The Hunt<\/strong><\/span><\/a> (book 2) are on sale for $1.99 each for your Kindlemachine. A girl, her dog, her gun, and a town full of bullies await. Please note, though, that these books should be considered piled high with trigger warnings. Of all varieties.<\/p>\n

Second, you saw my NYCC sked<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, right? Well, if you can’t make it to NYCC (or even if you can), Penguin Random House is having a Monday, post-NYCC coffee klatsch at their offices starting at 11AM. I’ll be there, along with some other amazing authors: Daniel Older, Myke Cole, Seanan McGuire, Naomi Novik, Sarah Kuhn, and more. You have to RSVP (details here<\/strong><\/span><\/a>), and note that they will not be selling books — you’ll have to bring your own if you want ’em signed.<\/p>\n

Third, if you’ve ever read any of my books and liked ’em, boy howdy I’d sure appreciate a review somewhere. If you read them and\u00a0didn’t\u00a0<\/em>like them, you should also leave a review, but in this case, you should yell the angry review into a pillow, or at a passing bird. The bird in particular will surely bring the review to me so thanks for your honesty.<\/p>\n

And I think that’s it.<\/p>\n

NOW GO FORTH AND HOLD MONDAY ACCOUNTABLE FOR ITS SINS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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