{"id":29982,"date":"2016-09-19T08:24:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-19T12:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=29982"},"modified":"2016-09-19T08:24:57","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T12:24:57","slug":"macro-monday-has-luminous-spines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/09\/19\/macro-monday-has-luminous-spines\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Has Luminous Spines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/9\/8033\/29495325900_5f1718dc3e_b.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/9\/8033\/29495325900_5f1718dc3e_b.jpg?resize=700%2C467&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not the greatest photo I&#8217;ve ever taken, but really, I quite like it. Those are, of course, the spiny spines of the luna moth (Actias luna) caterpillar, spines that, should you touch them, will give you a nasty little passive sting for your intrusion.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to see something\u00a0<em>really<\/em> freaking weird, PEEP THIS:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/29412355040\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/9\/8511\/29412355040_611d5008ed_b.jpg?resize=700%2C466&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"466\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>BEHOLD THE MOUNTAIN OF FLESH<\/p>\n<p>ALL HAIL THE SQUIRMLORD<\/p>\n<p>BE CONSUMED BY ITS QUIVERING PILE OF TENDONS AND MEAT<\/p>\n<p>Okay, fine, it&#8217;s not a mountain of flesh, nor is it a Squirmlord &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Those are the mouthparts of Zorak, our resident mantis (here is Zorak, posing for the camera):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/29687812776\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/9\/8211\/29687812776_d1957c04a3_h.jpg?resize=700%2C1051&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"1051\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In other, sadder news, the voiceover and animation artist who voiced and drew Space Ghost&#8217;s Zorak, C. Martin Croker, passed away, and that&#8217;s not cool. 2016, you are shit.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>So, what&#8217;s going on? Well &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>This coming Thursday, I will be at the new Emmaus, PA location of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.letsplaybooks.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Let&#8217;s Play Books<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, and I will be talking about <strong>Invasive<\/strong> and <strong>Star Wars<\/strong> and really whatever else you want me to talk about. I will be bringing BUG-ENCRUSTED FOOD-STUFFS (entomophagy ftw), and I will also be featuring cupcakes from the best cupcake place from which I&#8217;ve tasted cupcakes: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sugarsosweet.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Sugar So Sweet, also in Emmaus<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. The cupcakes will\u00a0<em>not<\/em> contain bugs, so you can thank me for that mercy. I&#8217;ll sign books. I&#8217;ll sign children. I&#8217;ll answer questions. I&#8217;ll try to get you to eat crickets. And so on. Come! Say hi! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.letsplaybooks.com\/event\/chuck-wendig-meet-author\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Thursday, the 22nd, at 6PM<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, behold: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiegogo.com\/projects\/pelee-island-writers-retreat-fund#\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>the Pelee Island Writers Retreat IndieGoGo campaign<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. Click that and you will see that it is a writer&#8217;s retreat on an island (!) in October 2017 which at different times will feature Margaret Atwood and, at the complete other end of the spectrum of literary shenanigans, me. But, you need to go, sign up, donate, if you want this to happen. You! Me! Margaret Atwood! Birds! Words! Probably swearing! I don&#8217;t know! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.indiegogo.com\/projects\/pelee-island-writers-retreat-fund#\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Go sign up<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>DID YOU SEE ME ON COOKING THE BOOKS WITH FRAN WILDE? <a href=\"https:\/\/franwilde.wordpress.com\/2016\/09\/07\/invasive-cuisine-cooking-the-books-with-chuck-wendig\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>YOU SHOULD<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. It&#8217;s me! And Fran! Talking about food and bugs and also there&#8217;s a recipe so go clicky.<\/p>\n<p>Also, three new reviews for <strong>Invasive<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.harryjconnolly.com\/index.php\/invasive-by-chuck-wendig\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Awesome author Harry Connolly talks about the book a little<\/strong><\/span><\/a>: &#8220;Terrific. Wendig has a way with words, which is not to say that his writing is delicate and lovely, but that it\u2019s very inventive, specific and filled with vitality.&#8221; (Thanks, Harry!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/skullsinthestars.com\/2016\/09\/14\/chuck-wendigs-invasive\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>At Skulls in the Stars<\/strong><\/span><\/a>: &#8220;The broad strokes of\u00a0<em>Invasive<\/em>\u00a0may seem familiar to those who have read the works of Michael Crichton, in\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sphere_(novel)\">which<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jurassic_Park_(novel)\">there<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Andromeda_Strain\">is<\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Prey_(novel)\">often<\/a>\u00a0a remote high-tech\u00a0research facility in which the experiments go horribly wrong. \u00a0First I should note \u2014 and I think this is vague enough to not be a spoiler \u2014 that there is a dramatic, indeed catastrophic twist about 2\/3rds of the way through\u00a0<em>Invasive<\/em>\u00a0that is surprising and very different from anything I remember of Crichton. There is a bigger difference between Wendig\u2019s writing and Crichton\u2019s writing, however&#8230;&#8221; (read the rest to find out what that is)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ianhiatt.com\/blog\/invasive-by-chuck-wendig\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>And at Ian Hiatt&#8217;s blog<\/strong><\/span><\/a>: &#8220;So I finished INVASIVE within 48 hours of starting it. I highly recommend doing this. It\u2019s not that the book is so good as to warrant dangerously speedy devouring. It is\u2014but my warning comes from a place of squirminess. You don\u2019t want your mind resting on the main stars of this book. Ants. Lots and lots of ants. Thousands. Probably millions.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Anyway, point is, hey, yay, Invasive:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780062351579\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Indiebound<\/strong><\/span><\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2b8NqvW\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a> | <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/invasive-chuck-wendig\/1123016107?ean=9780062351579\" target=\"_blank\">B&amp;N<\/a><\/strong>)<\/p>\n<p>Two more things, then I&#8217;m out:<\/p>\n<p>First, my NYCC schedule is\u00a0mostly done baking, and I&#8217;ll post it soon as it is.<\/p>\n<p>Second, question to the crowd &#8212; I&#8217;m considering closing up shop on the Flash Fiction Fridays. They&#8217;ve been&#8230; less trafficked recently and I wonder if it&#8217;s maybe time to quietly close the door on them. (I didn&#8217;t post one on Friday.) Though, sometimes summers can be quiet, too, so maybe we&#8217;ll be ramping up more soon? Let me know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not the greatest photo I&#8217;ve ever taken, but really, I quite like it. Those are, of course, the spiny spines of the luna moth (Actias luna) caterpillar, spines that, should you touch them, will give you a nasty little passive sting for your intrusion. 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