{"id":29977,"date":"2016-09-14T08:05:05","date_gmt":"2016-09-14T12:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=29977"},"modified":"2016-09-14T08:05:05","modified_gmt":"2016-09-14T12:05:05","slug":"ambien-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/09\/14\/ambien-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"Ambien Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, yesterday on Facebook I asked about Ambien, given that my doctor had prescribed literally a few pills of it as kind of an &#8220;emergency, break glass when needed&#8221; insomnia fix.<\/p>\n<p>Well, after reading the thread on Ambien, I think it scared my mind straight or something since I got a great night&#8217;s sleep last night.<\/p>\n<p>One of the side benefits of that thread was the\u00a0<em>wealth of completely bizarre stories<\/em> from those who have experienced side effects from it. I mean, some of them were eye-goggling. (&#8220;I woke up with a loaded gun in my bed.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I figure, hey, why not bring that out into the open?<\/p>\n<p>If you have interesting AMBIEN TALES to tell, well, hey, do tell.<\/p>\n<p>*leans forward to listen*<\/p>\n<p>*face melts*<\/p>\n<p>*bees exit new face holes*<\/p>\n<p>*bees all buzz together GO TO ZZZLEEEEEEP*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, yesterday on Facebook I asked about Ambien, given that my doctor had prescribed literally a few pills of it as kind of an &#8220;emergency, break glass when needed&#8221; insomnia fix. Well, after reading the thread on Ambien, I think it scared my mind straight or something since I got a great night&#8217;s sleep last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-29977","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7Nv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29977"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29979,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29977\/revisions\/29979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}