{"id":29828,"date":"2016-08-23T07:56:32","date_gmt":"2016-08-23T11:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=29828"},"modified":"2016-08-23T07:56:32","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T11:56:32","slug":"writing-longevity-patience-and-shittin-pants-a-storify","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/08\/23\/writing-longevity-patience-and-shittin-pants-a-storify\/","title":{"rendered":"Writing: Longevity, Patience, And Shittin&#8217; Pants (A Storify)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, the other day on Twitter I summoned up a tweetstorm about writing and publishing and the advice I gave to a power company worker who came here the other day to change out a meter.<\/p>\n<p>BEHOLD THE LURID TALE.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/longevity-patience-and-shittin-pants\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Original link to Storify here, if you need it<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.)<\/p>\n<div class=\"storify\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/longevity-patience-and-shittin-pants\/embed?border=false\" width=\"100%\" height=\"750\" frameborder=\"no\"><\/iframe><script src=\"\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/longevity-patience-and-shittin-pants.js?border=false\"><\/script><noscript>[<a href=\"\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/longevity-patience-and-shittin-pants\" target=\"_blank\">View the story &#8220;Longevity, Patience, And Shittin&#8217; Pants&#8221; on Storify<\/a>]<\/noscript><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the other day on Twitter I summoned up a tweetstorm about writing and publishing and the advice I gave to a power company worker who came here the other day to change out a meter. BEHOLD THE LURID TALE. (Original link to Storify here, if you need it.) [View the story &#8220;Longevity, Patience, And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-29828","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7L6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29828"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29830,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29828\/revisions\/29830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}