{"id":29824,"date":"2016-08-22T08:17:07","date_gmt":"2016-08-22T12:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=29824"},"modified":"2016-08-22T08:17:07","modified_gmt":"2016-08-22T12:17:07","slug":"macro-monday-looks-a-little-like-snaggletooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/08\/22\/macro-monday-looks-a-little-like-snaggletooth\/","title":{"rendered":"Macro Monday Looks A Little Like Snaggletooth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/terribleminds\/29153553965\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/c1.staticflickr.com\/9\/8442\/29153553965_99d58738a2_b.jpg?resize=699%2C466&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"699\" height=\"466\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That is a ladybug, up close.<\/p>\n<p>It is not my best photo but I wanted to post it. Why, you ask?<\/p>\n<p>We think of ladybugs like they&#8217;re these cute little buggie-wuggies &#8212; and at a distance, they are. Toodling along, munching on aphids (this guy is in fact slurping up the last remains of an aphid &#8212; basically, licking his plate clean).<\/p>\n<p>But look at that face.<\/p>\n<p>LOOK AT THAT FACE.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/ladybuggy-upclose.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"29825\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/08\/22\/macro-monday-looks-a-little-like-snaggletooth\/ladybuggy-upclose\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/ladybuggy-upclose.jpg?fit=1447%2C1091&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1447,1091\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ladybuggy-upclose\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/ladybuggy-upclose.jpg?fit=300%2C226&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/ladybuggy-upclose.jpg?fit=700%2C528&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-29825\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/ladybuggy-upclose.jpg?resize=700%2C528\" alt=\"ladybuggy-upclose\" width=\"700\" height=\"528\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT THE HELL, LADYBUG<\/p>\n<p>And then I thought, you know what that ladybug looks like?<\/p>\n<p>Snaggletooth, from Star Wars.<\/p>\n<p>No, really, look.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jeditemplearchives.com\/vintage-star-wars\/enhanced\/SW-Snaggletooth1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jeditemplearchives.com\/vintage-star-wars\/enhanced\/SW-Snaggletooth1.jpg?resize=700%2C444\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"444\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, ladybugs are super-helpful, and cute at a distance, until you look close, and then they&#8217;re a Snaggletoothed shit-show. Thus endeth the lesson, I guess?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see. Let&#8217;s bring some\u00a0<strong>Invasive<\/strong> news, speaking of buggies.<\/p>\n<p>I am told the book is selling well, and even sold out in a few stores, but of course I won&#8217;t know the reality of the book&#8217;s sales until June of 2024, or thereabouts.<\/p>\n<p>One review on Amazon is titled: &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/review\/R3VZI8GW4Y6QJG\/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&amp;ASIN=0062351575&amp;channel=detail-glance&amp;nodeID=283155&amp;store=books\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Put on your shittin&#8217; pants<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.&#8221; So, there&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/books\/good-morning-midnight-and-other-best-new-science-fiction-and-fantasy\/2016\/08\/16\/6a170990-6092-11e6-9d2f-b1a3564181a1_story.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Washington Post said<\/strong><\/span><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Wendig does an impeccable job blending fact and fiction as he describes invasive species and insects being used as biological weapons. This is a propulsive tale that also examines our interaction with \u2014 and ma\u00adnipu\u00adla\u00adtion of \u2014 the natural world.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mensjournal.com\/entertainment\/articles\/the-end-of-the-world-never-was-so-fun-three-new-science-fiction-books-w434831\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Men&#8217;s Journal said of the book<\/strong><\/span><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;compelling, well-written, and the science (mostly about the curious habits of ants) is wholly plausible, even for folks who follow the works of\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/program\/eo-wilson\/\">E.O. Wilson<\/a>. If you don&#8217;t have time to read it, expect to see it on the big screen \u2014 although reading about creepy-crawly killer ants is probably easier than watching them swarm.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Though I&#8217;d much prefer you read it instead of waiting for the totally-not-inevitable film.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor.com\/2016\/08\/16\/book-reviews-chuck-wendig-invasive\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Tor.com reviewed the book and said<\/strong><\/span><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It\u2019s no secret that I\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tor.com\/2016\/06\/16\/where-to-start-with-chuck-wendig\/\" target=\"_blank\">love<\/a>\u00a0Chuck Wendig\u2019s books. He\u2019s the kind of author that no matter what he writes I\u2019ll consume it sight unseen because I know it\u2019ll be entertaining. He writes in a style all his own, one full of intensity and fervor, like repeated shots of adrenaline.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/invasive-chuck-wendig\/1123016107?ean=9780062351579\" target=\"external-links-new-window\"><em>Invasive<\/em><\/a>\u00a0plays extensively in Michael Crichton\u2019s sandbox, and fans of the\u00a0<em>Jurassic Park<\/em>\u00a0series and\u00a0<em>The Andromeda Strain\u00a0<\/em>will have a lot of fun here. Prepare yourself for an awful lot of Stephen King-esque body horror, not to mention the strong scent of\u00a0<em>The X-Files<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heroesandheartbreakers.com\/blogs\/2016\/08\/in-chuck-wendigs-invasive-the-heroine-is-the-story\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Heroes &amp; Heartbreakers gets to the heart of the protagonist<\/strong><\/span><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The consultant is the lead of the story, the one who the others depend on for survival. In other words, this character is the Chris Pratt-style lead.<\/p>\n<p>But in\u00a0<em>Invasive<\/em>, a woman is the lead.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s Hannah Stander and, unlike most leads in big action movies (or even action-adventure books), she\u2019s given a great deal of complexity. Hannah has created a specialty and a unique career for herself but she also suffers from sometimes crippling anxiety attacks. In a nice change from the usual, Hanna\u2019s anxiety isn\u2019t due so much to trauma as the long-term influence of her parents, paranoid survivalists. In a way, she\u2019s chosen to believe in the future as a rebellion against her upbringing.<\/p>\n<p>In short, Hannah is confident, complex and the hero of her own story.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a combination I\u2019ve rarely seen outside of romance novels. Usually, if there\u2019s a woman in an action-adventure thriller, she\u2019s the girlfriend or the stereotypical badass among the guys. Wendig\u2019s tense, action-packed book treats Hannah like a full person, not a clich\u00e9.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sf-fantasy.suvudu.com\/2016\/08\/ants-in-your-pants-five-questions-for-invasives-chuck-wendig.html\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>I answer five questions about the book at Suvudu<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In news unrelated to bugs, hey, I got my first Rolling Stone byline! Holy crap, who let that happen? I wrote a short thing about the sublimely boring space tourism of\u00a0<strong>No Man&#8217;s Sky<\/strong>, a game I&#8217;m loving despite it&#8217;s many flaws. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/culture\/news\/chuck-wendig-no-mans-sky-game-is-boring-but-thats-not-bad-w434543\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Check it out here<\/strong><\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>And then back to the bugs for one more moment &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Reminder I&#8217;ll be at Main Point Books on 9\/10, and Let&#8217;s Play Books in 9\/22, and\u00a0<em>maaaaaybe\u00a0<\/em>I&#8217;ll be hanging with Fran Wilde on 9\/27 in Rittenhouse Square, Philly, at the B&amp;N there &#8212; details on that event incoming soon.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget, <a href=\"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/08\/15\/the-invasive-photo-contest\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>the\u00a0Invasive photo contest is ongoing<\/strong><\/span><\/a> &#8212; you&#8217;ve got a week left. Take a picture of the book. Send it to me. Maybe win some stuff. Do it now or I will send the ants to your house.<\/p>\n<p>*shakes ant jar*<\/p>\n<p>You can nab\u00a0<strong>Invasive\u00a0<\/strong>here:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiebound.org\/book\/9780062351579\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Indiebound<\/strong><\/span><\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2b8NqvW\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/invasive-chuck-wendig\/1123016107?ean=9780062351579\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>B&amp;N<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is a ladybug, up close. It is not my best photo but I wanted to post it. Why, you ask? We think of ladybugs like they&#8217;re these cute little buggie-wuggies &#8212; and at a distance, they are. 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