So, as this week is my son’s 5th birthday, I thought it would be fun to take some of the completely random shit that spills out of his head and use that as the basis for a flash fiction challenge. Below you’ll find a list of quotes from my son.<\/p>\n
Select one (or several, I don’t care) quotation and use it inside a piece of flash fiction.<\/p>\n
Length<\/strong>: 1000 words-ish<\/p>\n Due by<\/strong>: Friday, May 27th, noon EST<\/p>\n Post at your online space. Link back in the comments.<\/p>\n The quotes:<\/p>\n “Can I put goggles on the dog?”<\/p>\n “There is a three-headed flying werewolf in that tree.”<\/p>\n “I can cut down a thousand trees with my teeth.”<\/p>\n “I will defeat it with Kitten Magic.”<\/p>\n “I will slice you into beef!”<\/p>\n “I can still see without a face.”<\/p>\n “You guys don’t make good choices.”<\/p>\n “They said it was a legend, but\u00a0I<\/em> know it’s real.”<\/p>\n “I’m gonna ride you like a turkey.”<\/p>\n “I am queen of the goats.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So, as this week is my son’s 5th birthday, I thought it would be fun to take some of the completely random shit that spills out of his head and use that as the basis for a flash fiction challenge. Below you’ll find a list of quotes from my son. Select one (or several, I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-29268","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7C4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29268"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29272,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29268\/revisions\/29272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}