{"id":29265,"date":"2016-05-19T08:38:12","date_gmt":"2016-05-19T12:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=29265"},"modified":"2016-05-19T08:38:12","modified_gmt":"2016-05-19T12:38:12","slug":"the-wisdom-of-b-dub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/05\/19\/the-wisdom-of-b-dub\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wisdom Of B-Dub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week, the tiny person turns five.<\/p>\n<p>Which astonishes me. He&#8217;s a bundle of energy and joy and occasional tempestuous grumpiness the likes of which god has never seen\u00a0&#8212; he&#8217;s this wonderful kinetic lightning bolt of pure weird. I love him dearly and have such fun, and further, I have fun recording all his misadventures and goofy things he says. (I&#8217;ll miss it when he stops doing this.) So, on this week, I thought it useful to Storify all that, both for my record and for your amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Behold &#8212; the wisdom of B-Dub, laid bare, writ large.<\/p>\n<div class=\"storify\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/the-wisdom-of-a-four-year-old\/embed?border=false\" width=\"100%\" height=\"750\" frameborder=\"no\"><\/iframe><script src=\"\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/the-wisdom-of-a-four-year-old.js?border=false\"><\/script><noscript>[<a href=\"\/\/storify.com\/ChuckWendig\/the-wisdom-of-a-four-year-old\" target=\"_blank\">View the story &#8220;The Wisdom Of A Four-Year-Old&#8221; on Storify<\/a>]<\/noscript><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week, the tiny person turns five. Which astonishes me. He&#8217;s a bundle of energy and joy and occasional tempestuous grumpiness the likes of which god has never seen\u00a0&#8212; he&#8217;s this wonderful kinetic lightning bolt of pure weird. I love him dearly and have such fun, and further, I have fun recording all his misadventures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-29265","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7C1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29265"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29267,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29265\/revisions\/29267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}