{"id":28598,"date":"2016-02-01T13:06:04","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T18:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=28598"},"modified":"2016-02-02T12:41:13","modified_gmt":"2016-02-02T17:41:13","slug":"february-is-the-book-of-digital-sales-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2016\/02\/01\/february-is-the-book-of-digital-sales-apparently\/","title":{"rendered":"February Is The Month Of Digital Book Sales, Apparently!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Well, hot dang.<\/p>\n

I have written a lot of books.<\/p>\n

And the majority of them are on sale this month in digital format.<\/p>\n

Why? BECAUSE IT IS ALMOST VALENTINE’S DAY AND I LOVE YOU. AND IT’S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE IS IN CONTROL OF IT AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.<\/p>\n

*goes in for an awkward hug*<\/p>\n

*is correctly Tasered*<\/p>\n

*shakes it off*<\/p>\n

So, what books are on sale, you might ask?<\/p>\n

The first three Miriam Black books (where Miriam can solve murders before they happen because she can see how you’re going to die with but a touch) are all $2.99 at Amazon and B&N:<\/p>\n

Blackbirds: Amazon<\/span><\/a> | B&N<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mockingbird: Amazon<\/span><\/a> | B&N<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Cormorant: Amazon<\/span><\/a> | B&N<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

My YA detective novel \u00a0— think a Pennsyltucky Nancy Drew if she had a squirrel-shooter shotgun and a pocket full of Adderall — Atlanta Burns is on sale for $1.99 at Amazon:<\/p>\n

Atlanta Burns: Amazon<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The\u00a0Heartland\u00a0<\/strong>trilogy — think\u00a0“Star Wars meets John Steinbeck” class warfare GMO cornpunk YA novel \u00a0— is $1.99 per book at Amazon:<\/p>\n

Under the Empyrean Sky: Amazon<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Blightborn: Amazon<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The Harvest: Amazon<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

So, that’s quite the variety of sales going on.<\/p>\n

You could, if you really wanted, buy\u00a0seven<\/em> of my books right now for — *hurries to perform the execrable task of MATH* — $16.93.<\/p>\n

(Heck, you could slather\u00a0on\u00a0The Blue Blazes<\/strong>, where Underworld mob\u00a0enforcer Mookie Pearl is the thick meaty line separating the criminal Underworld from the ACTUAL HELL under Manhattan — $3.99 at Amazon<\/strong><\/span><\/a> and $2.99 direct<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. But hey, now I think I’m getting greedy.)<\/p>\n

Anyway, if you care to spread the word,\u00a0please do<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I think these sales are all month, though don’t quote me on that. I also don’t expect that they exist outside the US because that’s just how this shit goes, sometimes.<\/p>\n

Enjoy, folks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, hot dang. I have written a lot of books. And the majority of them are on sale this month in digital format. Why? BECAUSE IT IS ALMOST VALENTINE’S DAY AND I LOVE YOU. AND IT’S TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE IS IN CONTROL OF IT AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. *goes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-28598","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7rg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28598"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28604,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28598\/revisions\/28604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}