Ryan Allen:<\/strong><\/p>\n Salacious Crumb, Jabba\u2019s pet, indeed crawled maimed from the Sail Barge wreckage, going on to create a vast clone army of himself known as the Knights of Crumb.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Brandon Sparks:<\/strong><\/p>\n Final Scene:<\/p>\n Wedge steps into his apartment on Rebel-occupied Coruscant. Weary from defeating the true villain (a 30-meter tall, weaponized Gonk droid piloted by the mind-controlled, reconstituted corpse of Jek Porkins), he tosses the keys to his X-Wing on the side table and reaches for the light switch.<\/p>\n The lights flicker, then fade.<\/p>\n Surprised, Wedge looks up to see a hooded figure standing across the room, silhouetted against the Coruscant cityscape. The figure speaks.<\/p>\n \u201cMr. Antilles, you\u2019ve just stepped into a whole new galaxy. You just don\u2019t know it yet.\u201d<\/p>\n The figure turns and lowers the hood of his tattered Jedi robe, revealing a gleaming bald head and an eyepatch.<\/p>\n \u201cMy name is Mace Windu. I\u2019m here to talk to you about the Lobot Initiative.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Nick Nafpliotis:<\/strong><\/p>\n Thrawn & Mara Jade make a cameo as nomads on Tatooine before being run over by a rogue podracer dubbed \u2018The Canon.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n You three? EMAIL ME. Terribleminds at gmail dot com. Gimme your addresses, yeah?<\/p>\n Now.<\/p>\n Time for this week’s challenge.<\/p>\n It’s a simple one, and based off the fact that it’s been a very\u00a0Star Wars<\/strong>-flavored week for me…<\/p>\n You should write 1000 words of space opera.<\/p>\n That’s it. Them’s the only rules. One genre. One story. Flash fiction. Normal rules apply: write it at your online space, link back here, due by next Friday (the 18th) by noon EST.<\/p>\n Okay, first up, some administrative duties — IT IS TIME TO NAME THE WINNER OF MY FAKE AFTERMATH SPOILERS CONTEST. It was very hard to pick just one. So I have picked three. Those three are: Ryan Allen: Salacious Crumb, Jabba\u2019s pet, indeed crawled maimed from the Sail Barge wreckage, going on to create a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-27708","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-7cU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27708"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27716,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27708\/revisions\/27716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"