{"id":27110,"date":"2015-06-24T14:11:59","date_gmt":"2015-06-24T18:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/?p=27110"},"modified":"2015-06-25T09:34:31","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T13:34:31","slug":"revenge-of-the-awkward-author-photo-contest-time-to-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/2015\/06\/24\/revenge-of-the-awkward-author-photo-contest-time-to-vote\/","title":{"rendered":"Revenge of the Awkward Author Photo Contest: Time To Vote!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Behold:<\/p>\n

A brand new set of AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTOS to gaze upon<\/strong><\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Folks entered. A whopping 73 of you, actually.<\/p>\n

And holy shit, am I ever laughing.<\/p>\n

Anyway — here’s how this works:<\/p>\n

You click that link.<\/p>\n

You look at the glorious buffet of authorial silliness.<\/p>\n

You choose the\u00a0one photo<\/i> you believe should win the title of MOST AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTO.<\/p>\n

You take the number of that photo and you pop it into the comments below.<\/p>\n

Please make the number of your choice\u00a0clear<\/em>. Begin with the number. If you have comments to add, add them after the number, and don’t use any other numbers (“Well, I like 16 but 42 is funny and 37 is awkward but maybe I’ll choose 71”) because I won’t know which one you’re voting for.<\/p>\n

Translation: make this easy on me.<\/p>\n

You get one vote.<\/p>\n

I’ll tally the votes in one week (Wed, July 1st!) and we will have our winners.<\/p>\n

DO YOUR CIVIC TERRIBLEMINDS DUTY. (Doody?)<\/p>\n

And vote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Behold: A brand new set of AWKWARD AUTHOR PHOTOS to gaze upon. Folks entered. A whopping 73 of you, actually. And holy shit, am I ever laughing. Anyway — here’s how this works: You click that link. You look at the glorious buffet of authorial silliness. You choose the\u00a0one photo you believe should win the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-27110","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"hentry","6":"category-theramble","8":"no-featured-image"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pv7MR-73g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27110"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27114,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27110\/revisions\/27114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/terribleminds.com\/ramble\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}